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Dear Apple. **** you and your fucking Chicken Fat commercial.

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Post by WhiteBoyHatcher 2014-06-17, 20:35

**** you hard. This commercial can go die in a fucking fire. It was mildly cute the first time it was on. Now it's on every 15 fucking seconds on every fucking channel and it's 3 fucking minutes long. And that tune is horridly annoying. **** you Apple.
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Post by Turtleneck 2014-06-17, 20:38

You watch too much TV
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Post by Floyd Robertson 2014-06-17, 20:39

What commercial? Haven't seen it.
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Post by WhiteBoyHatcher 2014-06-17, 20:40

Turtleneck wrote:You watch too much TV

I am currently watching 4 MLB games. So you may be on to something.

It is on a LOT.
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Post by tGreenWay 2014-06-17, 21:06

Android commercial is far superior.
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Post by The Pantry 2014-06-17, 21:23

Yeah, it sucks.

What pisses me off even more is Japanese car companies using classic songs by American artists in their TV ads. For instance:



Yeah, I'm sure they are directed by US ad agencies and the artists are making money off it. I just don't like the angle.
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Post by green night 2014-06-17, 21:43

I like it ... but i've only saw it twice.

The people that really hate it are the fat fucks with no intention of working out, they absolutely hate it.
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Post by The Pantry 2014-06-17, 21:54

green night wrote:I like it ... but i've only saw it twice.  

The people that really hate it are the fat fucks with no intention of working out, they absolutely hate it.  
Lick Siri's plastic pussy much...?

BTW...she would never date you. Your grammar is atrocious
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Post by WhiteBoyHatcher 2014-06-17, 21:57

Like I said, it was catchy the first time I saw it. That song rots in your brain though, and it seems like they have been playing it on an endless loop during MLB games, SC Finals, NBA Finals and the US Open since it launched. I want to kill myself every time it comes on now. I quickly mute or change the channel.
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Post by green night 2014-06-17, 22:19

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Lick Siri's plastic pussy much...?

BTW...she would never date you.  Your grammar is atrocious

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Post by The Pantry 2014-06-17, 22:36

green night wrote:

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touche. Was in awesome shape in my early 40s. Not so much heading to 55 next month  Neutral 
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Post by green night 2014-06-17, 22:43

The Pantry wrote:
touche.  Was in awesome shape in my early 40s.  Not so much heading to 55 next month  Neutral 

Get back into it ... it's never too late.
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Post by LoneWolfSparty 2014-06-18, 06:48

green night wrote:I like it ... but i've only saw it twice.

The people that really hate it are the fat fucks with no intention of working out, they absolutely hate it.

Uh, have you seen Apple fanboys? They haven't done a pushup in ever.
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Post by Dolph Ziggler 2014-06-18, 07:28

The Pantry wrote:Yeah, it sucks.

What pisses me off even more is Japanese car companies using classic songs by American artists in their TV ads.  For instance:



Yeah, I'm sure they are directed by US ad agencies and the artists are making money off it.  I just don't like the angle.  

All Honda ads should use J-Pop only. And maybe X Japan.
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Post by SpartanStu 2014-06-18, 11:44

I had a 45 of that record when I was a kid.
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Post by Echos Myron 2014-06-18, 13:09

I thought the trying-to-be-hip-cool-and-different Apple ad featuring the Pixies' "Gigantic" was far more annoying. But, yes the Chicken Fat commercial is very annoying. Then again I have always found Apple's ads pretentious and annoying. Sorry, Chiat Day.
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Post by WhiteBoyHatcher 2014-06-18, 13:45

On FSD right now during Tigers game. Thankfully TV on mute.
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Post by 85Grad 2014-06-18, 14:15

SpartanStu wrote:I had a 45 of that record when I was a kid.

I'd never heard it before, but my wife started singing along the first time it came on TV. At her elementary school in the late 60's - early 70's they did exercises to it every day. It was apparently written by a famous Broadway composer for JFK's youth fitness program.
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Post by tGreenWay 2014-06-18, 17:57

The Pantry wrote:Yeah, it sucks.

What pisses me off even more is Japanese car companies using classic songs by American artists in their TV ads. For instance:



Yeah, I'm sure they are directed by US ad agencies and the artists are making money off it. I just don't like the angle.

Speaking for all great Americans, they can have that song.
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Post by The Pantry 2014-06-18, 22:50

tGreenWay wrote:

Speaking for all great Americans, they can have that song.  
The SMB did that song at halftime in the early 80's. It was fucking awesome.

All your musical taste is in your buttocks, sir
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