How many holes does a straw have?

by **DWags** Thu Mar 22, 2018 11:20 pm

One.

by **Watch Out Pylon!** Thu Mar 22, 2018 11:25 pm

Just the one.

by **tGreenWay** Thu Mar 22, 2018 11:40 pm

I was the first to correctly answer Matty Fresh’s riddle. I don’t need to prove myself again.

by **Rocinante** Thu Mar 22, 2018 11:42 pm

It has two holes idiots. An in an an out hole. You people are so dumb.

by **tGreenWay** Thu Mar 22, 2018 11:43 pm

Rocinante wrote:It has two holes idiots. An in an an out hole. You people are so dumb.

A-hole.

by **The Pantry** Thu Mar 22, 2018 11:50 pm

Note to self: people living in Wyoming are idiots

by **Nordic** Fri Mar 23, 2018 12:10 am

Travis, move this to the bin...TIA

by **Travis of the Cosmos** Fri Mar 23, 2018 12:23 am

Nordic wrote:Travis, move this to the bin...TIA

Not a mod bro. Ask wbh or whatever

by **tGreenWay** Fri Mar 23, 2018 1:16 am

Nordic wrote:Travis, move this to the ~~bin~~ bob...TIA

Fify

by loogoldham Fri Mar 23, 2018 5:42 am

by **DWags** Fri Mar 23, 2018 6:06 am

loogoldham wrote:

Didn’t they make a movie about this?

by loogoldham Fri Mar 23, 2018 6:22 am

DWags wrote:
loogoldham wrote:

Didn’t they make a movie about this?

Super Size Me?

by **DWags** Fri Mar 23, 2018 7:18 am

loogoldham wrote:
DWags wrote:

Didn’t they make a movie about this?

Super Size Me?

Centipede me.

by **DWags** Fri Mar 23, 2018 7:21 am

By the way, when im looking at Swiss cheese, there’s a hole on top and bottom of it?

by **Rocinante** Fri Mar 23, 2018 10:43 am

loogoldham wrote:

AH! The plot thickens.

by **Watch Out Pylon!** Fri Mar 23, 2018 10:49 am

This thread is just the dumbest.

by **CORNER BLITZ** Fri Mar 23, 2018 11:42 am

by **Floyd Robertson** Fri Mar 23, 2018 11:44 am

If a wormhole, thought to be path to another time, only has one hole then if you traveled through a wormhole wouldn't you be right back where you started?

by **CORNER BLITZ** Fri Mar 23, 2018 11:45 am

Floyd Robertson wrote:If a wormhole, thought to be path to another time, only has one hole then if you traveled through a wormhole wouldn't you be right back where you started?

I thought Stephen Hawking died

by **Rocinante** Fri Mar 23, 2018 11:56 am

Is a wormhole a straw? Or a doughnut?

How many holes does a doughnut have?

by MSU addict Fri Mar 23, 2018 12:22 pm

Is a doughnut hole a hole?

Is a doughnut a nut?

by **Watch Out Pylon!** Fri Mar 23, 2018 12:53 pm

MSU addict wrote:Is a doughnut hole a hole?

Is a doughnut a nut?

Why don't they make the plane out of the black box material?

by **goodbar** Fri Mar 23, 2018 1:21 pm

it has two goddamn holes. the exact midway part of the straw is where the end of each hole is.

by **DWags** Fri Mar 23, 2018 1:36 pm

goodbar wrote:it has two goddamn holes. the exact midway part of the straw is where the end of each hole is.

So, what about my swiss cheese or the donut? two?

by **Watch Out Pylon!** Fri Mar 23, 2018 1:39 pm

What is 48/2(9+3)?

by **CORNER BLITZ** Fri Mar 23, 2018 2:08 pm

Watch Out Pylon! wrote:What is 48/2(9+3)?

69

by **tGreenWay** Fri Mar 23, 2018 2:12 pm

DWags wrote:
goodbar wrote:it has two goddamn holes. the exact midway part of the straw is where the end of each hole is.

So, what about my swiss cheese or the donut? two?

I could go for a Swiss cheese donut. Make it two. And bring some coffee. No, bring me cocoa. Swiss Miss. Wirh teeny marshmallows.

by **tGreenWay** Fri Mar 23, 2018 2:13 pm

Watch Out Pylon! wrote:What is 48/2(9+3)?

I’m rethinking my #TeamPylon affiliation.

by SawGreen Fri Mar 23, 2018 2:22 pm

loogoldham wrote:

Are you going to post something or just sit there looking fine?

by **Code_Warrior** Fri Mar 23, 2018 4:28 pm

Enough to work.

by **Rocinante** Fri Mar 23, 2018 4:32 pm

The internet: A big truck or a series of tubes?

by **Watch Out Pylon!** Fri Mar 23, 2018 4:38 pm

Why are boobs so awesome? I'm looking at you loogoldham.

by **tGreenWay** Fri Mar 23, 2018 5:30 pm

goodbar wrote:it has two goddamn holes. the exact midway part of the straw is where the end of each hole is.

So that’s why there’s a tiny wooden stake with an even tinier pink plastic ribbon in the middle of every straw.

by **tGreenWay** Fri Mar 23, 2018 5:32 pm

Watch Out Pylon! wrote:Why are boobs so awesome? I'm looking at you loogoldham.

Let’s finish our discussion about magnets and then end the week on boobs.

by SawGreen Fri Mar 23, 2018 7:05 pm

goodbar wrote:it has two goddamn holes. the exact midway part of the straw is where the end of each hole is.

Yeah, nobody mentioned a straw with a big chunk of frozen strawberry in the middle.

by **Watch Out Pylon!** Fri Mar 23, 2018 8:09 pm

SawGreen wrote:
goodbar wrote:it has two goddamn holes. the exact midway part of the straw is where the end of each hole is.

Yeah, nobody mentioned a straw with a big chunk of frozen strawberry in the middle.

What if the straw was made out of chickenwire?

by **Cameron** Fri Mar 23, 2018 8:38 pm

loogoldham wrote:

False equivalency. There are several sphincters in the GI tract. The whole thing is not open all the time like a straw. That would have disastrous consequences. A straw is nothing but one long hole. One.

by **CORNER BLITZ** Fri Mar 23, 2018 8:42 pm

if there was a hole in the straw it wouldn't work

by Izzo Court Sat Mar 24, 2018 8:03 am

There are two holes. One you stick up your nose, and another you snort blow off a hookers ass.

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