tOfficial weasels vs. Wildcats national championship game thread

[Da Mayor]

I'm undefeated when starting national champions game threads involving the weasels, bros. Five hours to tip. Start hating on this guy now.

[steveschneider]

I'm undefeated when starting national champions game threads involving the weasels, bros. Five hours to tip. Start hating on this guy now.

Wagner is such a douche bag.

[Da Mayor]

I'm undefeated when starting national champions game threads involving the weasels, bros. Five hours to tip. Start hating on this guy now.

Wagner is such a douche bag.

Let the hate flow through you.

[steveschneider]

Watch him come back for his senior year.

[DWags]

There is a screw blue party at Lou and harry’s In East Lansing

[Da Mayor]

There is a screw blue party at Lou and harry’s In East Lansing

[Death Roe]

Second-worst nightmare sports-wise is on the verge of becoming a reality. Wildcats by 10.

[DWags]

I refuse to watch. Last Jedi starts at my house at 9:15. Fuck this.

[Death Roe]

Did You Know: John Beilein has lost every Division I national title game he has participated in as a head coach.

[Other Teams Pursuing That]

I refuse to watch. Last Jedi starts at my house at 9:15. Fuck this.

[Da Mayor]

I have a bad feeling that the Muslim is going to go off for 26 or 27 and that Fruity Eyes Robinson is going to hit a game winning three with under 10 seconds left.

[Floyd Robertson]

You know what would be really swell? One of yous mods moving this thread to tBob.

[steveschneider]

What’s everyone drinking tonight?

[Floyd Robertson]

What’s everyone drinking tonight?

Cyanide and arsenic.

[Other Teams Pursuing That]

What’s everyone drinking tonight?

Green crack.

[Rocinante]

Thanks Steve. Now I know that guy’s name.

[Watch Out Pylon!]

Did he say Hitler?!

[WhiteBoyHatcher]

Little emotional hedge. Kinda stupid because this isn't going to make me feel any better.

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Michigan vs Villanova 04/02/18 21:20 EDT Michigan +270

[Watch Out Pylon!]

Little emotional hedge. Kinda stupid because this isn't going to make me feel any better.

1. BET#: 541470508
STRAIGHT WAGER 04/02/18 21:09 EDT
Bet $ 100.00 to win $ 270.00 Result: Pending
Michigan vs Villanova 04/02/18 21:20 EDT Michigan +270

Dude.

[Travis of the Cosmos]

Little emotional hedge. Kinda stupid because this isn't going to make me feel any better.

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STRAIGHT WAGER 04/02/18 21:09 EDT
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Michigan vs Villanova 04/02/18 21:20 EDT Michigan +270

Dude.

[WhiteBoyHatcher]

Fuck this shit. I will be turning this off at halftime at this rate.

[steveschneider]

Little emotional hedge. Kinda stupid because this isn't going to make me feel any better.

1. BET#: 541470508
STRAIGHT WAGER 04/02/18 21:09 EDT
Bet $ 100.00 to win $ 270.00 Result: Pending
Michigan vs Villanova 04/02/18 21:20 EDT Michigan +270

Nice!

[WhiteBoyHatcher]

Gotta go at Wagner and get him some fouls.

[Da Mayor]

They're going to be sucking the kraut's dick all game.

[Watch Out Pylon!]

Little emotional hedge. Kinda stupid because this isn't going to make me feel any better.

1. BET#: 541470508
STRAIGHT WAGER 04/02/18 21:09 EDT
Bet $ 100.00 to win $ 270.00 Result: Pending
Michigan vs Villanova 04/02/18 21:20 EDT Michigan +270

Nice!

#teamCam

[steveschneider]

Where is Cameron?

[steveschneider]

They're going to be sucking the kraut's dick all game.

College announcers eat it up when a white guy is good.

[Watch Out Pylon!]

Where is Cameron?

Getting really really drunk?

[steveschneider]

Nice!

#teamCam

I’m a big fan of emotional hedging. Figure out how much cash you’d pay to see a team win or lose and then place your bet. If the outcome doesn’t go your way you get $$$.

[Da Mayor]

White Chocolate is gonna have to be the man for Villanova.

[InTenSity]

Someone placed either a $100k or $500k bet in Michigan straight up.

[Watch Out Pylon!]

#teamCam

I’m a big fan of emotional hedging. Figure out how much cash you’d pay to see a team win or lose and then place your bet. If the outcome doesn’t go your way you get $$$.

Honestly I did the same thing out in Vegas in '05. Bet Duke -1 and Kentucky -1.5. Something like that.

[I.B. Fine]

Someone placed either a $100k or $500k bet in Michigan straight up.

Where's Matty?

[WhiteBoyHatcher]

1-8 from 3. Of course. Of fucking course.

[steveschneider]

I’m a big fan of emotional hedging. Figure out how much cash you’d pay to see a team win or lose and then place your bet. If the outcome doesn’t go your way you get $$$.

Honestly I did the same thing out in Vegas in '05. Bet Duke -1 and Kentucky -1.5. Something like that.

No shame there as long as you were happier with the wins.

[steveschneider]

Villanova should stick with the midrange shots. I love the intensity of this game. Great d on both sides and both teams are playing their asses off.

[Da Mayor]

$5 says this is a three for Big Lips coming out of the time out.

[WhiteBoyHatcher]

Fucking bing!!!

[Travis of the Cosmos]

I wish they didn’t have halftime and they could just keep playing

[I.B. Fine]

Barkley says Michigan is in trouble
Just when I thought Villanova was looking good.

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