Tales of Big Ten Lore (Choose Your Own Adventure!)

(Let's write a story together)

Chuck Long, Brad Banks, and Ricky Stanzi walk into George Perles' restaurant.

They spot the old coach sitting at a table in the back.

"Where are the great MSU QBs?" asks Chuck.

"Kirk's kissing his cousin, and Connor's Cookin' some meth," said George. "But I see you all are doin OK"

"How so?" asked the 2002 Heisman runner-up and dual threat QB.

"Well," Perles said. "Chuck's Long, Brad's makin' Bank, and Rick's still the Manzi."

Suddenly, Jeff Smoker bursts in and says:


 

Seriously though, I was banned back in September so didn't get a chance to offer congrats on a killer 2013 FB season and 2014 Rose Bowl.

Spartans FO REAL!