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Dumb crook does dumb things...

Guys robs a bank wearing a mask, hands clerk Dollar Tree bag to put money in,
Police check local Dollar Tree store camera and see a beautiful photo of him buying the mask an hour earlier....

I.B. Fine wrote:Dumb crook does dumb things...

Guys robs a bank wearing a mask, hands clerk Dollar Tree bag to put money in,
Police check local Dollar Tree store camera and see a beautiful photo of him buying the mask an hour earlier....

I.B. Fine wrote:Dumb crook does dumb things...

Guys robs a bank wearing a mask, hands clerk Dollar Tree bag to put money in,
Police check local Dollar Tree store camera and see a beautiful photo of him buying the mask an hour earlier....

That only proves he bought a mask. NOT GUILTY

tGreenWay wrote:

I.B. Fine wrote:Dumb crook does dumb things...

Guys robs a bank wearing a mask, hands clerk Dollar Tree bag to put money in,
Police check local Dollar Tree store camera and see a beautiful photo of him buying the mask an hour earlier....

That only proves he bought a mask. NOT GUILTY

True, and even if he committed the robbery, it's not a crime. Sure it's wrong, troubling, and wildly inappropriate, but certainly not something he should be prosecuted for.

Turtleneck wrote:

tGreenWay wrote:


That only proves he bought a mask. NOT GUILTY

True, and even if he committed the robbery, it's not a crime. Sure it's wrong, troubling, and wildly inappropriate, but certainly not something he should be prosecuted for.

Right! Plus, the money is insured, so no one takes a hit. It’s a win-win situation.

Sounds like a law enforcement charade with help from some grandstanding DA.

Turtleneck wrote:Sounds like a law enforcement charade with help from some grandstanding DA.

Yup. The DA wants the votes and the cops want more funds flowing into their departments.

tGreenway's apparently been to Cleveland recently...

Naked man runs through hotel hallways: Strongsville Police Blotter

...at least they claimed it was a man, must've had very good eyesight

I.B. Fine wrote:tGreenway's apparently been to Cleveland recently...

Naked man runs through hotel hallways: Strongsville Police Blotter

...at least they claimed it was a man, must've had very good eyesight

You’re not far off, but that wasn’t me, unfortunately. However, I’ve been known to run naked in the streets of East Lansing. Hurt my ankle once and darn near got caught by the police.

I am disappointed in so many of you...the breweries are bringing their A-game but the drinkers are screwing it up!

https://www.mlive.com/news/ann-arbor/2020/02/michigan-is-the-24th-drunkest-state-study-finds.html

"No. 23 in percentage of adults who drink, 57.45%.
No. 20 in percentage of adults who binge-drink, 27.1%.
No. 40 in change in the percentage of adults who drink, 2008-2017, -2.9%.
No. 27 in alcohol consumption per person, 2.34 gallons
No. 12 in per-capita craft breweries, 4.7 per 100,000"

The wurst sounds good, but those Germans are fucked up using ketchup. I thought krautheads only used mustard...?



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That's cool, but those two are definitely dating.