Car dealer offers Bible, shotgun and flag to customers for July 4th celebrations

by **Other Teams Pursuing That** Tue Jun 25, 2019 10:09 pm

An Alabama car dealership has come up with a quite interesting way to attract people to shop with them during the holidays.

According to a Facebook post by Chatom Ford in Chatom, Alabama, the dealership is offering up a Bible, 12-gauge shotgun and an American flag for every vehicle, new, or pre-owned, purchased.

Car dealer offers Bible, shotgun and flag to customers for July 4th celebrations Chathomford

https://www.cbs17.com/news/car-dealership-offers-bible-shotgun-and-flag-to-customers-for-july-4th-celebrations/

by **Turtleneck** Tue Jun 25, 2019 10:17 pm

When did Bob buy a dealership?

by **Travis of the Cosmos** Tue Jun 25, 2019 10:18 pm

Bob I googled it for you. It would take you 14 hours and 7 minutes to drive to Chatom Alabama. You could be there by 1 pm if you leave now.

by **The Pantry** Tue Jun 25, 2019 10:27 pm

Was stopped at a light on the way to work this morning and noticed a Jap SUV in the lane next to me. It had the American flag in the rear quarter window but it was turned backwards, with the stars on the wrong side. Immediately thought of Bob if he owned a car.

by **kingstonlake** Tue Jun 25, 2019 10:50 pm

Why not double your business and give out Confederate flags? Dumbass.

by **Robert J Sakimano** Wed Jun 26, 2019 7:50 am

Travis of the Cosmos wrote:Bob I googled it for you. It would take you 14 hours and 7 minutes to drive to Chatom Alabama. You could be there by 1 pm if you leave now.

I'll need to put on about 80 lbs and grow a goatee somewhere between here and there.

eating a bunch of those deep-fried chicken jesus hate sandwiches along the way should do the trick with the weight gain.. not sure about the goatee.

by **duffy munn** Wed Jun 26, 2019 8:00 am

Praise the lord and pass the ammunition

by **Floyd Robertson** Wed Jun 26, 2019 8:09 am

Wouldn't there have to be a background check?

Oh wait, this is Alabama.

by **Robert J Sakimano** Wed Jun 26, 2019 8:12 am

Floyd Robertson wrote:Wouldn't there have to be a background check?

Oh wait, this is Alabama.

any of the following forms of documentation would be sufficient:

1. Chik-Fil-A receipt.
2. a copy of the keynote address from a recent KKK rally (must be signed by the Grand Wizard).
3. high school transcript indicating a GPA lower than a 1.8.
4. church bulletin from most recent Sunday (must have gravy stains).

by **Floyd Robertson** Wed Jun 26, 2019 8:19 am

Robert J Sakimano wrote:
Floyd Robertson wrote:Wouldn't there have to be a background check?

Oh wait, this is Alabama.
any of the following forms of documentation would be sufficient:

1. Chik-Fil-A receipt.
2. a copy of the keynote address from a recent KKK rally (must be signed by the Grand Wizard).
3. high school transcript indicating a GPA lower than a 1.8.
4. church bulletin from most recent Sunday (must have gravy stains).

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by **DWags** Wed Jun 26, 2019 8:24 am

Robert J Sakimano wrote:
Floyd Robertson wrote:Wouldn't there have to be a background check?

Oh wait, this is Alabama.
any of the following forms of documentation would be sufficient:

1. Chik-Fil-A receipt.
2. a copy of the keynote address from a recent KKK rally (must be signed by the Grand Wizard).
3. high school transcript indicating a GPA lower than a 1.8.
4. church bulletin from most recent Sunday (must have gravy stains).

by **NigelUno** Wed Jun 26, 2019 8:55 am

The Pantry wrote:Was stopped at a light on the way to work this morning and noticed a Jap SUV in the lane next to me. It had the American flag in the rear quarter window but it was turned backwards, with the stars on the wrong side. Immediately thought of Bob if he owned a car.

Is Bob from Japan?

by **Turtleneck** Wed Jun 26, 2019 9:18 am

Good to see you back, Nigel. Were you on holiday in the south of
France again?

by **Robert J Sakimano** Wed Jun 26, 2019 10:08 am

NigelUno wrote:
The Pantry wrote:Was stopped at a light on the way to work this morning and noticed a Jap SUV in the lane next to me. It had the American flag in the rear quarter window but it was turned backwards, with the stars on the wrong side. Immediately thought of Bob if he owned a car.

Is Bob from Japan?

if by "Japan" you mean a tiny little town deep in the mountains of North Carolina, then the answer is "yes".

by AvgMSUJoe Wed Jun 26, 2019 11:34 am

From my dealings with people that specified "christian" in their business... The car wouldn't make it out of the parking lot, the gun would misfire, the flag would run, and the bible would be a bible I suppose.

by **Watch Out Pylon!** Wed Jun 26, 2019 1:04 pm

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Yeehaw motherfuckers!

by **Robert J Sakimano** Wed Jun 26, 2019 1:28 pm

by **Cameron** Wed Jun 26, 2019 1:35 pm

Watch Out Pylon! wrote:

Yeehaw motherfuckers!

Hope he doesn't hold the gun like that when he shoots it, the recoil would be unpleasant.

by **duffy munn** Wed Jun 26, 2019 1:56 pm

Robert J Sakimano wrote:

by **Jake from State Farm** Wed Jun 26, 2019 2:13 pm

Cameron wrote:
Watch Out Pylon! wrote:

Yeehaw motherfuckers!

Hope he doesn't hold the gun like that when he shoots it, the recoil would be unpleasant.

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by AvgMSUJoe Wed Jun 26, 2019 2:36 pm

Jake from State Farm wrote:

Meh... everyone looks goofy upland bird hunting. Sumbitches just pop up in front when your not ready.

Also, Kerry was a war hero... Numerous "Stars" and purple hearts. Probably can shoot.

by **Robert J Sakimano** Wed Jun 26, 2019 2:51 pm

AvgMSUJoe wrote:
Jake from State Farm wrote:

Meh... everyone looks goofy upland bird hunting. Sumbitches just pop up in front when your not ready.

Also, Kerry was a war hero... Numerous "Stars" and purple hearts. Probably can shoot.

yep - dude was awarded a Silver Star, a Bronze Star and 3 Purple Hearts.. I suspect he knows what he's doing.

by **Jake from State Farm** Wed Jun 26, 2019 2:58 pm

Robert J Sakimano wrote:
AvgMSUJoe wrote:

Meh... everyone looks goofy upland bird hunting. Sumbitches just pop up in front when your not ready.

Also, Kerry was a war hero... Numerous "Stars" and purple hearts. Probably can shoot.
yep - dude was awarded a Silver Star, a Bronze Star and 3 Purple Hearts.. I suspect he knows what he's doing.

Yep, left handle gripping the barrel, gun butted up against the inside of his arm, finger on the trigger before he's ready to shoot. Perfect form if I do say so myself.

by AvgMSUJoe Wed Jun 26, 2019 3:26 pm

Jake from State Farm wrote:
Yep, left handle gripping the barrel, gun butted up against the inside of his arm, finger on the trigger before he's ready to shoot. Perfect form if I do say so myself.

Probably just pulling it up... Hurt like hell if he actually shot like that.

by **Robert J Sakimano** Wed Jun 26, 2019 3:29 pm

Jake from State Farm wrote:
Robert J Sakimano wrote: yep - dude was awarded a Silver Star, a Bronze Star and 3 Purple Hearts.. I suspect he knows what he's doing.

Yep, left handle gripping the barrel, gun butted up against the inside of his arm, finger on the trigger before he's ready to shoot. Perfect form if I do say so myself.

I'll keep him in my prayers.

by **Travis of the Cosmos** Wed Jun 26, 2019 6:31 pm

:(

https://www.freep.com/story/money/cars/2019/06/26/ford-dealer-shotgun-giveaway-alabama/1571604001/?fbclid=IwAR17t4pDTfiiyOMHbDdD3n81vL_HW4UiksvyZ5-VuM_q9jA02qM8PFI4-b4

by **Watch Out Pylon!** Wed Jun 26, 2019 6:41 pm

Travis of the Cosmos wrote::(

https://www.freep.com/story/money/cars/2019/06/26/ford-dealer-shotgun-giveaway-alabama/1571604001/?fbclid=IwAR17t4pDTfiiyOMHbDdD3n81vL_HW4UiksvyZ5-VuM_q9jA02qM8PFI4-b4

Fuckin' northern aggressors! State's rights got dammit!

by **The Pantry** Wed Jun 26, 2019 7:13 pm

Robert J Sakimano wrote:

Time to come to terms with your reality, Bob. You're not agnostic. You're an atheist.

by **tGreenWay** Wed Jun 26, 2019 7:34 pm

"So it’s done. They’ve ended our promotion. I’m very disappointed," Colin Ward, general manager of Chatom Ford in Chatom, Alabama, said Wednesday.

What a dick. Didn’t even acknowledge the tragedy at the Ford Dealership in CA. Greedy asshole.

by **NigelUno** Wed Jun 26, 2019 9:15 pm

Turtleneck wrote:Good to see you back, Nigel. Were you on holiday in the south of
France again?

South Detroit

by **Robert J Sakimano** Thu Jun 27, 2019 5:18 am

tGreenWay wrote:"So it’s done. They’ve ended our promotion. I’m very disappointed," Colin Ward, general manager of Chatom Ford in Chatom, Alabama, said Wednesday.

What a dick. Didn’t even acknowledge the tragedy at the Ford Dealership in CA. Greedy asshole.

I bet he's "pro life" Car dealer offers Bible, shotgun and flag to customers for July 4th celebrations 502811600

by **Robert J Sakimano** Thu Jun 27, 2019 5:54 am

The Pantry wrote:
Robert J Sakimano wrote:

Time to come to terms with your reality, Bob. You're not agnostic. You're an atheist.

I don't know.. don't care. You seem more concerned with it than I am.

I just like chuckling at the upstanding patriotic folks.

by **Watch Out Pylon!** Thu Jun 27, 2019 8:12 am

by **Robert J Sakimano** Thu Jun 27, 2019 9:37 am

by **tGreenWay** Thu Jun 27, 2019 3:12 pm

Robert J Sakimano wrote:
tGreenWay wrote:"So it’s done. They’ve ended our promotion. I’m very disappointed," Colin Ward, general manager of Chatom Ford in Chatom, Alabama, said Wednesday.

What a dick. Didn’t even acknowledge the tragedy at the Ford Dealership in CA. Greedy asshole.
I bet he's "pro life"

He’s pro-money, which means being pro-life in the Deep South.

by **The Pantry** Thu Jun 27, 2019 7:36 pm

Robert J Sakimano wrote:
The Pantry wrote:
Time to come to terms with your reality, Bob. You're not agnostic. You're an atheist.
I don't know.. don't care. You seem more concerned with it than I am.

You obviously don't know or care the difference. I don't give a shit what your are. Just a heads-up to stop representing yourself as agnostic when you clearly are not.

by **Other Teams Pursuing That** Thu Jun 27, 2019 8:24 pm

by **Robert J Sakimano** Thu Jun 27, 2019 8:30 pm

The Pantry wrote:I don't give a shit what your are.

Clearly.

The Pantry wrote:Just a heads-up to stop representing yourself as agnostic when you clearly are not.

by **steveschneider** Thu Jun 27, 2019 9:12 pm

These people realize the dealership bakes the cost of the shot gun, US flag and the Bible into the price of the car right?

by **The Pantry** Thu Jun 27, 2019 9:33 pm

steveschneider wrote:These people realize the dealership bakes the cost of the shot gun, US flag nd the Bible into the lprice of the car right?

Maybe $300. I'm certain you got screwed for much more buying your Japmobile.

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