Re: ITT: List unconventional traits that you consider to be “white trash”

by **Robert J Sakimano** Thu 22 Aug 2019 - 14:36

people who go to Hooter's.

by **WhiteBoyHatcher** Thu 22 Aug 2019 - 14:36

I think Bob would have a good time at Jobbie Nooner.

by **Robert J Sakimano** Thu 22 Aug 2019 - 14:51

I'm afraid to ask...

by **WhiteBoyHatcher** Thu 22 Aug 2019 - 15:02

Just Google it.

by **DWags** Thu 22 Aug 2019 - 15:02

Nordic wrote:Water shoes, pool noodles, bud heavies and Comfortably Numb playing through the speakers

So I have a pair of water shoes in my closet. Never use them. But everytime I’m north of ludington swimming or canoeing I say, “shit, wish I had my water shoes “

by **Robert J Sakimano** Thu 22 Aug 2019 - 15:46

WhiteBoyHatcher wrote:Just Google it.

I'd rather not..

by Senior Dickfist Thu 22 Aug 2019 - 15:47

WhiteBoyHatcher wrote:I think Bob would have a good time at Jobbie Nooner.

There has never been a place Bob could be more out of place...

by **Robert J Sakimano** Thu 22 Aug 2019 - 15:47

Senior Dickfist wrote:
WhiteBoyHatcher wrote:I think Bob would have a good time at Jobbie Nooner.

There has never been a place Bob could be more out of place...

now ya'll are just beggin' me to google it. ITT: List unconventional traits that you consider to be “white trash” - Page 9 502811600

(I don't like germs.. I'm afraid).

by **Travis of the Cosmos** Thu 22 Aug 2019 - 16:02

The guy in the middle is bob he knows exactly what jn is

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by **WhiteBoyHatcher** Thu 22 Aug 2019 - 16:06

We didn't have no internet but man I never will forget, the way the moonlight shined upon Bob's hair.

by **Travis of the Cosmos** Thu 22 Aug 2019 - 16:09

That water is mostly pee right

by **Cameron** Thu 22 Aug 2019 - 16:11

Travis of the Cosmos wrote:That pee is mostly Bud Light, right?

Fixed it for you (and cleaned up the appalling lack of punctuation).

by **tGreenWay** Thu 22 Aug 2019 - 16:34

WhiteBoyHatcher wrote:I think Bob would have a good time at Jobbie Nooner.

by **tGreenWay** Thu 22 Aug 2019 - 16:40

Travis of the Cosmos wrote:That water is mostly pee right

I wouldn’t go anywhere near jobbie nooner without a Level A hazmat suit.

by **Rocinante** Thu 22 Aug 2019 - 17:16

Emotional support animals.

by **steveschneider** Thu 22 Aug 2019 - 17:23

Rocinante wrote:Emotional support animals.

That should belongs in the Entitled White Ladies thread.

by **kingstonlake** Thu 22 Aug 2019 - 17:25

Sadly that urine soaked Kid Rock lovin’ bayliner cruising shit hole is as close to a bath as most of them will come all week.

by **Turtleneck** Thu 22 Aug 2019 - 17:42

Cameron wrote:
Turtleneck wrote:using paperclips instead of binder clips.

I would argue that if you're attaching 5 or less sheets of paper, using a binder clip would be white trash as fuck.

There is a binder clip for that, bro.

by **Cameron** Thu 22 Aug 2019 - 17:43

Turtleneck wrote:
Cameron wrote:

I would argue that if you're attaching 5 or less sheets of paper, using a binder clip would be white trash as fuck.

There is a binder clip for that, bro.

I've seen tiny ass binder clips, and they're dumb.

by **steveschneider** Thu 22 Aug 2019 - 17:49

Cameron wrote:
Turtleneck wrote:

There is a binder clip for that, bro.

I've seen tiny ass binder clips, and they're dumb.

Cameron the cop is policing people’s binder clip use. Btw I use the tiny binder clips and I think it’s classier than a paper clip.

by **Turtleneck** Thu 22 Aug 2019 - 17:51

It is, Steve. Paper clips are for hacks and bending into stick people during boring meetings.

by **Cameron** Thu 22 Aug 2019 - 17:57

steveschneider wrote:
Cameron wrote:

I've seen tiny ass binder clips, and they're dumb.

Cameron the cop is policing people’s binder clip use. Btw I use the tiny binder clips and I think it’s classier than a paper clip.

Steve Trump is dishing out stupid nicknames.

by **Turtleneck** Thu 22 Aug 2019 - 18:00

Maybe paper clips are what they use at Cam's Internet police headquarters.

by **steveschneider** Thu 22 Aug 2019 - 18:01

Cameron wrote:
steveschneider wrote:

Cameron the cop is policing people’s binder clip use. Btw I use the tiny binder clips and I think it’s classier than a paper clip.

Steve Trump is dishing out stupid nicknames.

You better call in some back-up you got two people that use binder clips in here.

by **steveschneider** Thu 22 Aug 2019 - 18:01

Turtleneck wrote:Maybe paper clips are what they use at Cam's Internet police headquarters.

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by **tGreenWay** Thu 22 Aug 2019 - 18:02

Pop drinkers.

by **tGreenWay** Thu 22 Aug 2019 - 18:02

Fatties.

by **Turtleneck** Thu 22 Aug 2019 - 18:12

tGreenWay wrote:Pop drinkers.

People who say pop rather than soda.

by **Turtleneck** Thu 22 Aug 2019 - 18:13

Mid week golf leagues

by **steveschneider** Thu 22 Aug 2019 - 18:30

People that mix gin with Cranberry juice.

by **Cameron** Thu 22 Aug 2019 - 18:31

The name steve.

by **tGreenWay** Thu 22 Aug 2019 - 18:32

Turtleneck wrote:
tGreenWay wrote:Pop drinkers.

People who say pop rather than soda.

I already covered fatties.
You can try to deny your past, but everyone knows your roots are in Michigan. You may (incorrectly) call it soda now, but we know you grew up calling it pop.

by **Robert J Sakimano** Thu 22 Aug 2019 - 19:42

Casinos.

by **Turtleneck** Thu 22 Aug 2019 - 19:56

tGreenWay wrote:
Turtleneck wrote:

People who say pop rather than soda.

I already covered fatties.
You can try to deny your past, but everyone knows your roots are in Michigan. You may (incorrectly) call it soda now, but we know you grew up calling it pop.

Nope. In my house they were called soft drinks, or just soda if we were on holiday and relaxing. When I got to university, I just said soda all the time. My mum was appalled and thought I was becoming a bloody loser.

by **Watch Out Pylon!** Thu 22 Aug 2019 - 20:03

Turtleneck wrote:
tGreenWay wrote:

I already covered fatties.
You can try to deny your past, but everyone knows your roots are in Michigan. You may (incorrectly) call it soda now, but we know you grew up calling it pop.

Nope. In my house they were called soft drinks, or just soda if we were on holiday and relaxing. When I got to university, I just said soda all the time. My mum was appalled and thought I was becoming a bloody loser.

She was right though.

Hey, you serve them up like that I'm knocking them out of the park.

by **Turtleneck** Thu 22 Aug 2019 - 20:15

Netflix

by **Turtleneck** Thu 22 Aug 2019 - 20:15

Watching TV

by **Turtleneck** Thu 22 Aug 2019 - 20:15

Recruiting websites

by **Turtleneck** Thu 22 Aug 2019 - 20:16

Mechanical pencils

by **Turtleneck** Thu 22 Aug 2019 - 20:16

Calculator watches

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