Hey, pulling.

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Turtleneck wrote:Please do not live your live vicariously through other posters.

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The Pantry wrote:

Turtleneck wrote:Please stop begging for posts in public. It's not consistent with our values.

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Senior Management

pulling's stories/material are 100x better than your catfight with greenway

The Pantry wrote:

Turtleneck wrote:Please do not live your live vicariously through other posters.

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Board of Directors

It's "live your life", wannabe cat herder.

The Pantry wrote:Could you please retell the story of busting up your elbows? How long were you off work? How many surgeries? Current range of motion? Are you still licensed to fly commercial planes?

pulling69 wrote:

The Pantry wrote:Could you please retell the story of busting up your elbows? How long were you off work? How many surgeries? Current range of motion? Are you still licensed to fly commercial planes?

Cause: Furious masturbation
Out on work comp: a few days shy of a year and a half'
Surgeries: 8, lots of implanted parts and had some removed(use them as Christmas tree ornaments). Much like the squirrel in the Seinfeld episode references above "he's practically bionic). Bonus points as my surgeon referenced that episode and needing his "tiny tools flown in from El Paso" before one of my operations had to be delayed because his hospital loaned out his tools without telling him, he was pissed. He also hated, hated the scUM grad that worked in a different surgical unit.
Range of motion: almost full on the right but lost a a few degrees of getting my hand to turn palm up, left lost about 20ish degrees. Also due to my ulnar nerves being moved about I no longer have the "funny bone" reaction in my elbows.
Commercial pilots license: yes

The Pantry wrote:

pulling69 wrote:

Cause: Furious masturbation
Out on work comp: a few days shy of a year and a half'
Surgeries: 8, lots of implanted parts and had some removed(use them as Christmas tree ornaments). Much like the squirrel in the Seinfeld episode references above "he's practically bionic). Bonus points as my surgeon referenced that episode and needing his "tiny tools flown in from El Paso" before one of my operations had to be delayed because his hospital loaned out his tools without telling him, he was pissed. He also hated, hated the scUM grad that worked in a different surgical unit.
Range of motion: almost full on the right but lost a a few degrees of getting my hand to turn palm up, left lost about 20ish degrees. Also due to my ulnar nerves being moved about I no longer have the "funny bone" reaction in my elbows.
Commercial pilots license: yes

Thanks. Nice to know you can still fly.

Tell us the rest. Circumstances of the fall? How long was it until you could wipe your ass?