Best movie of the past 5 years?

by **WhiteBoyHatcher** 2019-08-21, 17:36

I submit to you.

by **Turtleneck** 2019-08-21, 17:51

That you for submitting to us, WBH.

by **WhiteBoyHatcher** 2019-08-21, 17:59

I wasn't submitting to you TN, I was submitting to Caesar.

by **Turtleneck** 2019-08-21, 18:10

WhiteBoyHatcher wrote:I wasn't submitting to you TN, I was submitting to Caesar.

I said "us," bro.

by SawGreen 2019-08-21, 18:26

I'm interested in the thread because I may have missed some.

In action flicks, I really enjoyed Wonder Woman.

by **steveschneider** 2019-08-21, 18:27

I'm having a hard time remembering any good movies I saw five years ago. I thought the new Tarantino film was one of the better films I've seen in a while.

by **WhiteBoyHatcher** 2019-08-21, 18:29

You guys it wasn't a question. Lock the thread.

by **WhiteBoyHatcher** 2019-08-21, 18:30

I would say Coco is a close second.

by **Turtleneck** 2019-08-21, 18:31

WBH is always trying to tell us what to do.

by **WhiteBoyHatcher** 2019-08-21, 18:34

Turtleneck wrote:WBH is always trying to tell us what to do.

Listen bro. When I tell you and GW to stop posting your terrible jokes it's not a directive. It's merely a strong, strong, very, very strong suggestion. I do not like to threaten people online. But I can only take so much bad humor.

Also I'm sorry to lump you in with GW.

by **Turtleneck** 2019-08-21, 18:51

I'm just concerned you are turning into a boomer. Online strangers do not let online strangers become boomers.

by **WhiteBoyHatcher** 2019-08-21, 18:55

Is it the incessant irritability or the incessant complaining?

by **Turtleneck** 2019-08-21, 18:56

by **tGreenWay** 2019-08-21, 18:57

Mods, please merge with our long established and highly active movie thread.

by **WhiteBoyHatcher** 2019-08-21, 18:59

No GW. No. This thread is about the War for the Planet of the Apes. And how I've been on my period for 5 months.

by **tGreenWay** 2019-08-21, 19:01

SawGreen wrote:I'm interested in the thread because I may have missed some.

In action flicks, I really enjoyed Wonder Woman.

Pick almost any movie from the past five years — other than Hatch’s suggestion — and it's likely to be better than what OP posted.

by **Cameron** 2019-08-21, 19:01

WhiteBoyHatcher wrote:You guys it wasn't a question. Lock the thread.

Then why did you use a question mark?

Don't answer that, it's not a question.

by **tGreenWay** 2019-08-21, 19:04

WhiteBoyHatcher wrote:No GW. No. This thread is about the War for the Planet of the Apes. And how I've been on my period for 5 months.

Mods, please change WBH’s screen name to Vlad.

by **tGreenWay** 2019-08-21, 19:08

steveschneider wrote:I'm having a hard time remembering any good movies I saw five years ago. I thought the new Tarantino film was one of the better films I've seen in a while.

You could probably help yourself remember if you separate the films you’ve seen from the movies. That will make it easier. You’re welcome.

by **WhiteBoyHatcher** 2019-08-21, 19:08

Cameron wrote:
WhiteBoyHatcher wrote:You guys it wasn't a question. Lock the thread.

Then why did you use a question mark?

Don't answer that, it's not a question.

My pinky spasmd

by **Watch Out Pylon!** 2019-08-21, 19:13

Is this the new Big Ben thread?

by **The Pantry** 2019-08-21, 19:19

Why would anyone pay to see an ape movie when we have Greenway here for free? Best movie of the past 5 years? 2599972566

by **Robert J Sakimano** 2019-08-21, 19:19

Grease.

by **tGreenWay** 2019-08-21, 19:25

The Pantry wrote:Why would anyone pay to see an ape movie when we have Greenway here for free?

We really need a scratching my nuts smilie.

by **tGreenWay** 2019-08-21, 19:26

Watch Out Pylon! wrote:Is this the new Big Ben thread?

Unpossible. That thread is awesome.

by **Robert J Sakimano** 2019-08-21, 19:40

Debbie Does the Dishes.

by **steveschneider** 2019-08-21, 19:47

tGreenWay wrote:
steveschneider wrote:I'm having a hard time remembering any good movies I saw five years ago. I thought the new Tarantino film was one of the better films I've seen in a while.

You could probably help yourself remember if you separate the films you’ve seen from the movies. That will make it easier. You’re welcome.

What’s the difference?

by SawGreen 2019-08-21, 19:56

Robert J Sakimano wrote:Debbie Does the Dishes.

I've seen that.

Hell, I starred in it.

by **tGreenWay** 2019-08-21, 19:56

steveschneider wrote:
tGreenWay wrote:

You could probably help yourself remember if you separate the films you’ve seen from the movies. That will make it easier. You’re welcome.

What’s the difference?

That’s a question best answered by Death Roe. Or Travis.

by **kingstonlake** 2019-08-21, 20:00

Probably that one about the superhero

by SawGreen 2019-08-21, 20:14

Robert J Sakimano wrote:Debbie Does the Dishes.

Born in the mid-60's and inspired by one former Bruce Jenner, Denver James realized that the major influence on his life was his mother, Dorothy Cher Newmar. She was his true role model. He never liked his father's drinking, particularly when it came to the beatings.

Then came the 2010's, and Denver saw a change.

You can be who you want to be. At first, he identified as the curtains, because they resembled his mother's dresses from his childhood. Then, he identified as a piano which he somehow attributed to some late night Liberace appearances.

Eventually, he, now a she named Debbie, settled in on a more "natural" gender... Female. But, a product of the 60's, he, now a she named Debbie could not separate the identity from the burden witnessed on every Gunsmoke, Happy Days or Leave It To Beaver. She was compelled to wash the dishes.

This is a story of triumph. This is a story of Palmolive. This is a story of a hard life, changed to a life of water softeners, detergents, and freedom.

by **Other Teams Pursuing That** 2019-08-21, 20:52

You ok wbh?

by **Other Teams Pursuing That** 2019-08-21, 20:52

Interstellar or inception maybe

by **tGreenWay** 2019-08-21, 21:16

SawGreen wrote:
Robert J Sakimano wrote:Debbie Does the Dishes.

Born in the mid-60's and inspired by one former Bruce Jenner, Denver James realized that the major influence on his life was his mother, Dorothy Cher Newmar. She was his true role model. He never liked his father's drinking, particularly when it came to the beatings.

Then came the 2010's, and Denver saw a change.

You can be who you want to be. At first, he identified as the curtains, because they resembled his mother's dresses from his childhood. Then, he identified as a piano which he somehow attributed to some late night Liberace appearances.

Eventually, he, now a she named Debbie, settled in on a more "natural" gender... Female. But, a product of the 60's, he, now a she named Debbie could not separate the identity from the burden witnessed on every Gunsmoke, Happy Days or Leave It To Beaver. She was compelled to wash the dishes.

This is a story of triumph. This is a story of Palmolive. This is a story of a hard life, changed to a life of water softeners, detergents, and freedom.

Best movie of the past 5 years? 3493939353

by **Rocinante** 2019-08-21, 21:24

SawGreen wrote:
Robert J Sakimano wrote:Debbie Does the Dishes.

Born in the mid-60's and inspired by one former Bruce Jenner, Denver James realized that the major influence on his life was his mother, Dorothy Cher Newmar. She was his true role model. He never liked his father's drinking, particularly when it came to the beatings.

Then came the 2010's, and Denver saw a change.

You can be who you want to be. At first, he identified as the curtains, because they resembled his mother's dresses from his childhood. Then, he identified as a piano which he somehow attributed to some late night Liberace appearances.

Eventually, he, now a she named Debbie, settled in on a more "natural" gender... Female. But, a product of the 60's, he, now a she named Debbie could not separate the identity from the burden witnessed on every Gunsmoke, Happy Days or Leave It To Beaver. She was compelled to wash the dishes.

This is a story of triumph. This is a story of Palmolive. This is a story of a hard life, changed to a life of water softeners, detergents, and freedom.

Kudos and side eyes all in one.

by **steveschneider** 2019-08-21, 22:25

kingstonlake wrote:Probably that one about the superhero

You mean that one where everyone is fighting for possession of some glowing object and some bad guy wants it so he can destroy the planet.

by **Other Teams Pursuing That** 2019-08-22, 00:27

steveschneider wrote:
kingstonlake wrote:Probably that one about the superhero

You mean that one where everyone is fighting for possession of some glowing object and some bad guy wants it so he can destroy the planet.

you mean Star Wars?

by **Travis of the Cosmos** 2019-08-22, 00:46

Other Teams Pursuing That wrote:Interstellar or inception maybe

Inception was at least 6 years ago you absolute fucking dullard.

by **Travis of the Cosmos** 2019-08-22, 00:47

Fact check- 2010. Fuck man.

by **Travis of the Cosmos** 2019-08-22, 00:49

You guys obviously didn’t see live action Aladdin.

Best movie of the past 5 years? 5c60da98dde867508c3c7a1d-750-563

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