tOfficial Tulsa Golden Hurricanes @ MSU Spartans Pregame Thread

by **Turtleneck** Mon 26 Aug 2019 - 17:41

Post predictions, limericks, haiku, looks like posts, what you plan to drink, the kind of murder you plan to grill, or whatever else you want in this thread.

Prediction
MSU 37
Tulsa 10

by **Travis of the Cosmos** Mon 26 Aug 2019 - 17:59

What causes a hurricane to be golden turtleneck?

by **Turtleneck** Mon 26 Aug 2019 - 18:10

When it passes over the sewage treatment plant?

by **Other Teams Pursuing That** Mon 26 Aug 2019 - 18:33

31-10

by **Nordic** Mon 26 Aug 2019 - 18:39

by **Tim Wakefield** Mon 26 Aug 2019 - 18:46

41-13

by **kingstonlake** Mon 26 Aug 2019 - 18:51

13-6 Tulsa

by **steveschneider** Mon 26 Aug 2019 - 19:06

9-6 MSU

by **tGreenWay** Mon 26 Aug 2019 - 19:08

Travis of the Cosmos wrote:What causes a hurricane to be golden turtleneck?

A microsecond after the initial nuclear blast, there’s a bright golden glow that lights up the entire hurricane. You’re welcome.

by **Floyd Robertson** Mon 26 Aug 2019 - 19:19

WTF actually is a golden hurricane? Is that like a dust devil?

by **Rocinante** Mon 26 Aug 2019 - 20:11

It’s a very vigorous golden shower.

by **Turtleneck** Mon 26 Aug 2019 - 21:14

kingstonlake wrote:13-6 Tulsa

steveschneider wrote:9-6 MSU

247 will shutdown for a month. Maybe forever.

by **Turtleneck** Mon 26 Aug 2019 - 21:30

I heard the 2019-20 Tulsa team poster says "This Time the Pee Tape is Real"

by **kingstonlake** Tue 27 Aug 2019 - 19:42

Tulsa a consensus last place pick in the west division of the AAC this year with a rush defense ranked about 110th last year (200yds against per game). Gotta think a 30pt spread and 200yds + in rushing yards is expected.

by **InTenSity** Tue 27 Aug 2019 - 19:47

Imagine if we only get 75 yards rushing this game. Even if we win by 40, there is going to be a lot of freaking out.

by **kingstonlake** Tue 27 Aug 2019 - 19:51

InTenSity wrote:Imagine if we only get 75 yards rushing this game. Even if we win by 40, there is going to be a lot of freaking out.

No No No No No No No No No No No No No No No No No No No No No No No No No No and No No No No

Unless we have 741yds passing

by **kingstonlake** Tue 27 Aug 2019 - 19:54

Wait. What is we have 276yds rushing and -201 in sack yardage tOfficial Tulsa Golden Hurricanes @ MSU Spartans Pregame Thread 4198636888

by **Floyd Robertson** Tue 27 Aug 2019 - 19:55

InTenSity wrote:Imagine if we only get 75 yards rushing this game. Even if we win by 40, there is going to be a lot of freaking out.

Rushing 4 times for 75 yards would be unconventional for Dantonio but it'd be a way to keep opponents guessing.

by **Turtleneck** Tue 27 Aug 2019 - 19:55

Tulsa has the slowest growing job market in the U.S.
https://www.citylab.com/life/2019/08/job-ranking-top-cities-population-growth-census-data-us/596485/

by **kingstonlake** Tue 27 Aug 2019 - 20:02

Turtleneck wrote:Tulsa has the slowest growing job market in the U.S.
https://www.citylab.com/life/2019/08/job-ranking-top-cities-population-growth-census-data-us/596485/

Apparently they’re in no rush

by AvgMSUJoe Tue 27 Aug 2019 - 20:04

52-10

by **Floyd Robertson** Tue 27 Aug 2019 - 20:06

BTW, how does Phil Montgomery have a job?

by **Dendrobates** Tue 27 Aug 2019 - 20:17

So I have not followed sports updates like I usually do over the summer. Will our offense be able to make a freaking TD for once?

by AvgMSUJoe Tue 27 Aug 2019 - 20:26

Dendrobates wrote:So I have not followed sports updates like I usually do over the summer. Will our offense be able to make a freaking TD for once?

Yes. Everyone is healthy and we have new plans with old coaches and we will score 52 pts a game and it will be glorious.

by **tGreenWay** Tue 27 Aug 2019 - 20:31

Turtleneck wrote:I heard the 2019-20 Tulsa team poster says "This Time the Pee Tape is Real"

Swing and a miss.

by **tGreenWay** Tue 27 Aug 2019 - 20:34

AvgMSUJoe wrote:
Dendrobates wrote:So I have not followed sports updates like I usually do over the summer. Will our offense be able to make a freaking TD for once?

Yes. Everyone is healthy and we have new plans with old coaches and we will score 52 pts a game and it will be glorious.

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Not so fast. Chewins is out.

by **tGreenWay** Tue 27 Aug 2019 - 20:38

This is a grudge match for Tulsa. The entire school has been seething for nearly thirty years after Jud brought back Tom Izzo. They think everything that’s happened to MSU basketball since TI took over as HC belongs to the Golden Showers, and they’re planning revenge on Friday night. A revenge that’s going to SHOCK THE WORLD!

by **kingstonlake** Tue 27 Aug 2019 - 20:42

Dendrobates wrote:So I have not followed sports updates like I usually do over the summer. Will our offense be able to make a freaking TD for once?

Yes. But only once.

by **DWags** Tue 27 Aug 2019 - 21:06

tGreenWay wrote:
AvgMSUJoe wrote:

Yes. Everyone is healthy and we have new plans with old coaches and we will score 52 pts a game and it will be glorious.

Not so fast. Chewins is out.

Fucking hurt again?

by **tGreenWay** Tue 27 Aug 2019 - 21:20

DWags wrote:
tGreenWay wrote:

Not so fast. Chewins is out.

Fucking hurt again?

Yes, but I think I saw on Twitter that he might be ready for the B1G opener, perhaps sooner. I know he’s a college kid, so I won’t say too much, but if he were a free agent pro baseball player, we could count on the Tigers signing him to a huge, multi-year contract.

by **tGreenWay** Tue 27 Aug 2019 - 22:33

Been hearing the SMB practicing and my nips darn near poked holes in my shirt.

by **InTenSity** Wed 28 Aug 2019 - 8:25

kingstonlake wrote:
InTenSity wrote:Imagine if we only get 75 yards rushing this game. Even if we win by 40, there is going to be a lot of freaking out.

No No No No No No No No No No No No No No No No No No No No No No No No No No and No No No No

Unless we have 741yds passing

Better yet, we win 34 - 3, but the offense only has 74yd rushing, 150yd passing and 2 TD 2 FG with 1 Int, while the D has a fumble recovery for TD and int for TD, and ties the O for scoring. I consider the 2 FG as a ST play.

by **DWags** Wed 28 Aug 2019 - 9:37

Dont' have the gumption, but does anyone know the size difference between our offensive linemen in 2018 vs. this year's weight? I hear they've put on weight. I'll look tonight,but too busy today.

Fuck you wags, you lazy mother fucker

by **Nordic** Thu 29 Aug 2019 - 9:14

I'm getting tingly

by **Watch Out Pylon!** Thu 29 Aug 2019 - 9:16

We're gonna roll these fuckers. We win by 30. Let's get this shit!

by **Turtleneck** Thu 29 Aug 2019 - 9:17

Nordic wrote:I'm getting tingly

That's the diabetes.

by **InTenSity** Fri 30 Aug 2019 - 20:48

InTenSity wrote:
kingstonlake wrote:

No No No No No No No No No No No No No No No No No No No No No No No No No No and No No No No

Unless we have 741yds passing
Better yet, we win 34 - 3, but the offense only has 74yd rushing, 150yd passing and 2 TD 2 FG with 1 Int, while the D has a fumble recovery for TD and int for TD, and ties the O for scoring. I consider the 2 FG as a ST play.

Bump

by **Watch Out Pylon!** Sat 31 Aug 2019 - 0:01

InTenSity wrote:
InTenSity wrote:
Better yet, we win 34 - 3, but the offense only has 74yd rushing, 150yd passing and 2 TD 2 FG with 1 Int, while the D has a fumble recovery for TD and int for TD, and ties the O for scoring. I consider the 2 FG as a ST play.
Bump

Are you a wizard?

by **Turtleneck** Sat 31 Aug 2019 - 0:03

Yeah, answer the question InTenSity!

by **InTenSity** Sat 31 Aug 2019 - 9:45

Watch Out Pylon! wrote:
InTenSity wrote:
Bump

Are you a wizard?

Lol. I don't know, we just seem to run subpar when we're supposed to play a team with a shitty line. I don't think our run game is all that imaginative and it's easy to stop. The defense looks awesome except for the secondary though.

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