Todd Palin files for divorce

Link coming forthwith

https://www.nbcnews.com/news/amp/ncna1051636

Hi Sarah, my name is Guest and I have a beautiful compound in Mio, Mchigan...

Sarah, I have guns.
Longing for you,
Guest

Sarah,

I can see the Au Sable from my from porch

Forever yours,

The flying poop factory

Sarah, 

I drink raw milk and live a dangerous lifestyle. 

Truly yours, 

Guest

My dearest Sarah,

There are snowmobile trails running right between my back porch and my outhouse.

Thinking of you, my lovely,

-Guest

Sarah,

We can name our first child Birch Bark

Memorably yours,

Mio Marvel

p.s. please dress appropriately as to prevent deserved rape.

Hey sexy,

Come to Mio and we can shoot our own tom on thanksgiving morning. Then we can pose for a pic with our kill while we hold it upside down as the blood drains from its cooling corpse. Then we’ll make that photo our Christmas card.

I’m in the hunt for you,

Guest

If this doesn't bring Guest back nothing will.

This is a shocking turn of events.

Their family seemed so wholesome and christ-like.

(between the hate, the racism, the drug use, the domestic assault and the unwanted pregnancies).

Dearest Sarah,

I didn’t vote for you but I like the way you govern. 

Apologies,

Geese

Reminder that the immoral colored boy from Africa is still married to his wife of more than two decades.

Todd Palin cites an "incompatibility of temperament" in his marriage to Sarah Palin. Gee, I wonder which one of them with the shrieky voice is causing that?

Jake from State Farm wrote:Todd Palin cites an "incompatibility of temperament" in his marriage to Sarah Palin. Gee, I wonder which one of them with the shrieky voice is causing that?

most of us realized she was a blindingly dumb religious kook within the first week of her coming on the national scene.. what took him so long?

(my guess is he quit drinking and looked around like 'wtf am I doing'?)

on a side note, I wonder where their children Pneumatic Hammer, Rock Slide, Cereal Box and Ooof! will be spending Thanksgiving?

Robert J Sakimano wrote:on a side note, I wonder where their children Pneumatic Hammer, Rock Slide, Cereal Box and Ooof! will be spending Thanksgiving?

Are you gonna be home? I'd hate to see those wonderful children have to eat Thanksgiving dinner in a broken home. Maybe we can get Track to leave his gun somewhere else.

Looks like Glen Rice has an opening down the lane again.

Bob you forgot the girls, Doe in Heat, Puppy love, and Virgin Snow

Whatever happened to family values?

steveschneider wrote:Whatever happened to family values?

Divorce is a family value.

upon hearing the news, here is some exclusive footage of Goose exiting the Mio Nip-n-Sip on his way to Wasilla..