Men love me

I have a hard time attracting females. Attractive females. Other guys love me and want to hang out with me on campus.

I can strike up a conversation with any guy and become his friend. I’m comfortable with them. Women I clam up like a bitch.

Same thing applies to sales. Most guys I sell to I become their friend. But when their hooker wife or girlfriend chimes in they ruin it.

It can’t be because I’m ugly. It just can’t be.

It’s probably because I’m a matrix breaker. “Nobody like him should have that much confidence”

I love you (I’m a man).

I don't really love you Bill. I'm just VERY VERY sexually attracted to you. Those dick pics...man. I would love to take that juicy member into my mouth.

WhiteBoyHatcher wrote:I don't really love you Bill. I'm just VERY VERY sexually attracted to you. Those dick pics...man. I would love to take that juicy member into my mouth.

Careful. Might be Bill's girlfriend's dick

Bill are you able to have conversations with depth or are you just a basic bro, bro?

Other Teams Pursuing That wrote:Bill are you able to have conversations with depth or are you just a basic bro, bro?

When in doubt I blame it on the meds

Men want you and women want to be like you, Bill.

Bill Cain wrote:

Other Teams Pursuing That wrote:Bill are you able to have conversations with depth or are you just a basic bro, bro?

When in doubt I blame it on the meds

Do you have gay fantasies as dudes are cupping your balls?

AvgMSUJoe wrote:So, when planning on your schtick's posts for the day... do you actually make notes with brain storming sessions (no idea is a bad idea...."put it on the board" type of mentality) or is it something that just pops in your head while standing in the shower in the morning?

I usually say the first thing that pops in my head. I have an open heart so it hasn’t led me into dangerous situations.

Watch Out Pylon! wrote:

Bill Cain wrote:
When in doubt I blame it on the meds

Do you have gay fantasies as dudes are cupping your balls?

Never had a gay fantasy

Bill Cain wrote:

Watch Out Pylon! wrote:

Do you have gay fantasies as dudes are cupping your balls?

Never had a gay fantasy

Just reality.

Bill Cain wrote:

Watch Out Pylon! wrote:

Do you have gay fantasies as dudes are cupping your balls?

Never had a gay fantasy

Yet. It's not too late to try. It's not asking a lot. Just try to think of me next time you pleasure yourself.

How often do you masturbate Bill?

tGreenWay wrote:You need to stop wearing ballsweat as a cologne.

Or as my wife calls it, nut grease.