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Post by Bill Cain 2019-09-09, 21:22

I have a hard time attracting females. Attractive females. Other guys love me and want to hang out with me on campus.

I can strike up a conversation with any guy and become his friend. I’m comfortable with them. Women I clam up like a bitch.

Same thing applies to sales. Most guys I sell to I become their friend. But when their hooker wife or girlfriend chimes in they ruin it.

It can’t be because I’m ugly. It just can’t be.

It’s probably because I’m a matrix breaker. “Nobody like him should have that much confidence”
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Post by kingstonlake 2019-09-09, 21:23

I love you (I’m a man).
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Post by WhiteBoyHatcher 2019-09-09, 21:25

I don't really love you Bill. I'm just VERY VERY sexually attracted to you. Those dick pics...man. I would love to take that juicy member into my mouth.
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Post by The Pantry 2019-09-09, 21:31

WhiteBoyHatcher wrote:I don't really love you Bill. I'm just VERY VERY sexually attracted to you. Those dick pics...man. I would love to take that juicy member into my mouth.
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Post by Other Teams Pursuing That 2019-09-09, 22:03

Bill are you able to have conversations with depth or are you just a basic bro, bro?
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Post by Bill Cain 2019-09-09, 22:15

Other Teams Pursuing That wrote:Bill are you able to have conversations with depth or are you just a basic bro, bro?
When in doubt I blame it on the meds
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Post by MiamiSpartan 2019-09-10, 08:40

Men want you and women want to be like you, Bill.
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Post by AvgMSUJoe 2019-09-10, 09:59

So, when planning on your schtick's posts for the day... do you actually make notes with brain storming sessions (no idea is a bad idea...."put it on the board" type of mentality) or is it something that just pops in your head while standing in the shower in the morning?
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Post by Watch Out Pylon! 2019-09-10, 10:51

Bill Cain wrote:
Other Teams Pursuing That wrote:Bill are you able to have conversations with depth or are you just a basic bro, bro?
When in doubt I blame it on the meds

Do you have gay fantasies as dudes are cupping your balls?
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Post by Bill Cain 2019-09-10, 11:22

AvgMSUJoe wrote:So, when planning on your schtick's posts for the day... do you actually make notes with brain storming sessions (no idea is a bad idea...."put it on the board" type of mentality) or is it something that just pops in your head while standing in the shower in the morning?

I usually say the first thing that pops in my head. I have an open heart so it hasn’t led me into dangerous situations.
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Post by Bill Cain 2019-09-10, 11:23

Watch Out Pylon! wrote:
Bill Cain wrote:
When in doubt I blame it on the meds

Do you have gay fantasies as dudes are cupping your balls?

Never had a gay fantasy
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Post by MiamiSpartan 2019-09-10, 12:03

Bill Cain wrote:
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Do you have gay fantasies as dudes are cupping your balls?

Never had a gay fantasy
Just reality.
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Post by WhiteBoyHatcher 2019-09-10, 12:19

Bill Cain wrote:
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Do you have gay fantasies as dudes are cupping your balls?

Never had a gay fantasy

Yet. It's not too late to try. It's not asking a lot. Just try to think of me next time you pleasure yourself.
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Post by AvgMSUJoe 2019-09-10, 12:21

I freshly waxed my backside (as far as you know)... so there's that imagery to help.
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Post by Other Teams Pursuing That 2019-09-10, 12:48

How often do you masturbate Bill?
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Post by tGreenWay 2019-09-10, 13:29

You need to stop wearing ballsweat as a cologne.
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Post by Senior Dickfist 2019-09-10, 16:14

tGreenWay wrote:You need to stop wearing ballsweat as a cologne.

Or as my wife calls it, nut grease.
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Post by tGreenWay 2019-09-10, 17:16

AvgMSUJoe wrote:I freshly waxed my backside (as far as you know)... so there's that imagery to help.




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Post by tGreenWay 2019-09-10, 17:28

Senior Dickfist wrote:
tGreenWay wrote:You need to stop wearing ballsweat as a cologne.

Or as my wife calls it, nut grease.


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