Bill, some career advice...

Look Bill,
You might not ever get rich, but let me tell ya it's better than diggin' a ditch. There ain't no tellin' who you might meet; a Spartan star or maybe even an MSU chief. At the car wash, workin' at the car wash, Bill, come on and say it with me, yo. Say it with feeling, yo.
Some of the work gets kinda hard, and this ain't no place to be if you planned on bein' a sales star. But, let me tell you it's always cool, and the boss don't mind sometimes if you act the fool, at the car wash, yo, I’m talkin’ about the car wash, Bill.
Sometimes, those cars never seem to stop coming, and ya gotta keep those rags and machines humming. You’ll work and work your fingers to the bone, and you probably can’t wait til your home, from the car wash, yo, I’m talking about the car wash, Bill. Come on and say it with me. The car wash, Bill.
I think I lost my train of thought.

And if you're good at science you can make a bunch of meth, then buy the car wash, and launder all your profits through it.

Watch Out Pylon! wrote:And if you're good at science you can make a bunch of meth, then buy the car wash, and launder all your profits through it.

You’re goddamn right.