2019 trick or treating death storm thread

[kingstonlake]

1/4” of rain, high of 40. Winds 15-25mph with gust to 40 1-3” of snow

FUCK

THIS 

SHIT

[aualum06]

Wait 1800 or so years the weather might be different

[DWags]

Man, I'm gonna have a shit load of candy left over.

[Nordic]

Hatch's inflatables are going to take a beating.

[WhiteBoyHatcher]

Inflatables?? No.

My kids are pissed, parade is cancelled at the school.

[Watch Out Pylon!]

Man, I'm gonna have a shit load of candy left over.

Same here dude. I loaded up because our neighborhood is nuts every year for Halloween. I've got roughly 800 pieces of candy to hand out tonight. That would be just enough in years past. I'm thinking my lunch area here at work is going to have a shitload of leftovers.

[Travis of the Cosmos]

Hatch's inflatables are going to take a beating.

I bet he has a TempeTantrum and a zombie and a pumpkin

[Jake from State Farm]

Hatch's inflatables are going to take a beating.

I bet he has a TempeTantrum and a zombie and a pumpkin

[Travis of the Cosmos]

Yeah it’s something along those lines in the wbh front yard

[Nordic]

I just realized we don't even have a single pumpkin.

[tGreenWay]

Inflatables?? No.

My kids are pissed, parade is cancelled at the school.

Just line them up in the family room and throw candy at their faces.

[tGreenWay]

Yeah it’s something along those lines in the wbh front yard

Plus about a dozen of those hands appearing to come up from the ground.

[steveschneider]

You know what's a great way to reward trick or treaters that head out into the nasty weather for candy? Hand out those little treat sized boxes of Sun Maid raisins.

[Jake from State Farm]

You know what's a great way to reward trick or treaters that head out into the nasty weather for candy? Hand out those little treat sized boxes of Sun Maid raisins.

That peanut butter taffy is also a good choice.

[steveschneider]

You know what's a great way to reward trick or treaters that head out into the nasty weather for candy? Hand out those little treat sized boxes of Sun Maid raisins.

That peanut butter taffy is also a good choice.

The ones in the black and orange wax paper?

[Robert J Sakimano]

do kids from the poor neighborhoods still go to the upscale neighborhoods for trick or treating?

I dressed up as KISS every year (usually Paul Stanley or Peter Criss) when I was a kid and hit up the rich neighborhoods. Pretty sure me and my fellow hooligans freaked out the country club types.

[Jake from State Farm]

That peanut butter taffy is also a good choice.

The ones in the black and orange wax paper?

Yes, that's the stuff.

[steveschneider]

do kids from the poor neighborhoods still go to the upscale neighborhoods for trick or treating?

I dressed up as KISS every year (usually Paul Stanley or Peter Criss) when I was a kid and hit up the rich neighborhoods. Pretty sure me and my fellow hooligans freaked out the country club types.

I think that's how it's done these days. I have a lot of people that complain about that. I actually wish they came up to my neighborhood. There's an entire section of our town that I'm not even sure anyone sees or considers, it's almost like they don't exist. I think it's a damn shame.

[tGreenWay]

You know what's a great way to reward trick or treaters that head out into the nasty weather for candy? Hand out those little treat sized boxes of Sun Maid raisins.

That peanut butter taffy is also a good choice.

Necco Wafers, Blackjack Taffy, Bit o Honey, and pennies. It’s a GreenWay family tradition.

[steveschneider]

That peanut butter taffy is also a good choice.

Necco Wafers, Blackjack Taffy, Bit o Honey, and pennies. It’s a GreenWay family tradition.

It's a good life lesson. That when you expect something wonderful in life you are often met with crushing disappointment.

[Jake from State Farm]

[kingstonlake]

do kids from the poor neighborhoods still go to the upscale neighborhoods for trick or treating?

I dressed up as KISS every year (usually Paul Stanley or Peter Criss) when I was a kid and hit up the rich neighborhoods. Pretty sure me and my fellow hooligans freaked out the country club types.

We’re not going to visit any houses on Lake Huron with anything south of a tax assessed value of 250k

I’ll report back. Think we’re gonna drive the accord I put a dent in the other day.  It’s all about the presentation.

[Banks2Mason]

do kids from the poor neighborhoods still go to the upscale neighborhoods for trick or treating?

I dressed up as KISS every year (usually Paul Stanley or Peter Criss) when I was a kid and hit up the rich neighborhoods. Pretty sure me and my fellow hooligans freaked out the country club types.

We’re not going to visit any houses on Lake Huron with anything south of a tax assessed value of 250k

I’ll report back. Think we’re gonna drive the accord I put a dent in the other day.  It’s all about the presentation.

Make sure you take 2 extra pillow cases for your other kids who are "home sick."

[Robert J Sakimano]

do kids from the poor neighborhoods still go to the upscale neighborhoods for trick or treating?

I dressed up as KISS every year (usually Paul Stanley or Peter Criss) when I was a kid and hit up the rich neighborhoods. Pretty sure me and my fellow hooligans freaked out the country club types.

We’re not going to visit any houses on Lake Huron with anything south of a tax assessed value of 250k

I’ll report back. Think we’re gonna drive the accord I put a dent in the other day.  It’s all about the presentation.

I usually leave our front porch light off. Had enough local politicians knocking lately.

[Watch Out Pylon!]

Bob is a Halloween humbug. Probably deserving of a good egging.

[kingstonlake]

We’re not going to visit any houses on Lake Huron with anything south of a tax assessed value of 250k

I’ll report back. Think we’re gonna drive the accord I put a dent in the other day.  It’s all about the presentation.

Make sure you take 2 extra pillow cases for your other kids who are "home sick."

Thanks for the tip!

[tGreenWay]

Necco Wafers, Blackjack Taffy, Bit o Honey, and pennies. It’s a GreenWay family tradition.

It's a good life lesson. That when you expect something wonderful in life you are often met with crushing disappointment.

I think the lesson is getting through, too. The trees in the yard haven't been TP’d in two years. That’s a record.

[Robert J Sakimano]

Bob is a Halloween humbug. Probably deserving of a good egging.

I'm a Thanksgiving kind of dude.

[tGreenWay]

Bob is a Halloween humbug. Probably deserving of a good egging.

I'm a Thanksgiving kind of dude.

Over Red Cedar and
Through the Rape Trail to
Bobby Sak’s house we’ll go.
Wake and Lake know the way
To bet their parlay
‘Cuz the Bills and the Lions will blow—owww!

[steveschneider]

It's a good life lesson. That when you expect something wonderful in life you are often met with crushing disappointment.

I think the lesson is getting through, too. The trees in the yard haven't been TP’d in two years. That’s a record.

This gives me hope.

[Robert J Sakimano]

I'm a Thanksgiving kind of dude.

Over Red Cedar and
Through the Rape Trail to
Bobby Sak’s house we’ll go.
Wake and Lake know the way
To bet their parlay
‘Cuz the Bills and the Lions will blow—owww!

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