Episode #2, hope this isn't a trend....#sunnova

I'm kinda old. Shat myself today. Not a log, but a squirt and a small one. But, WTF? I've prided myself on my turd-cutter having it's own control mechanism... somewhere in the back of the brain, this connection has always been reliable.

Not today.

Ok, a few beers in granted, but the pressure-consistency valve checked clean. Not so. My damn asshole lied to me. I didn't even know until I squatted to sit in a chair. Thankfully, other neurons are sound and still recognize "wet".

I chalked Episode #1 up to a fluke, albeit on the way to work and those grundies never made the trip home (sorry Shoprite bathroom cleaners).

FML

If no one was around to see the shit, did you shit?

Buttholes can have wet dreams as well, Saw.

Other Teams Pursuing That wrote:If no one was around to see the shit, did you shit?

This is ethereal and brilliant.

(p.s. the bidet attachment was a godsend... worth every penny... let's just say rock and roll)

Just adjust. Trust farts less.

SawGreen wrote:I'm kinda old. Shat myself today. Not a log, but a squirt and a small one. But, WTF? I've prided myself on my turd-cutter having it's own control mechanism... somewhere in the back of the brain, this connection has always been reliable.

Not today.

Ok, a few beers in granted, but the pressure-consistency valve checked clean. Not so. My damn asshole lied to me. I didn't even know until I squatted to sit in a chair. Thankfully, other neurons are sound and still recognize "wet".

I chalked Episode #1 up to a fluke, albeit on the way to work and those grundies never made the tip home (sorry Shoprite bathroom cleaners).

FML

Happens. My dad once told me a couple years before he died it will happen as I age but then he said, “it really sucks when you get so old you don’t realize you’ve done it”.

SawGreen wrote:I'm kinda old. Shat myself today. Not a log, but a squirt and a small one. But, WTF? I've prided myself on my turd-cutter having it's own control mechanism... somewhere in the back of the brain, this connection has always been reliable.

Not today.

Ok, a few beers in granted, but the pressure-consistency valve checked clean. Not so. My damn asshole lied to me. I didn't even know until I squatted to sit in a chair. Thankfully, other neurons are sound and still recognize "wet".

I chalked Episode #1 up to a fluke, albeit on the way to work and those grundies never made the tip home (sorry Shoprite bathroom cleaners).

FML

I haven’t heard that word since about 1976.