tSwill officially welcomes new poster Spartiates!

Welcome to tSwill, Spartiates.
Have you ever seen a grown man naked?

How’s it hanging?

Did that last new poster MCDXCII ever post anything or was he scared away?

Hello!

New poster, will Loyer be over or under 125 points for the season?

New poster Spartiates: T or F: OTPT >>> Tum Tum?

Floyd Robertson wrote:Did that last new poster MCDXCII ever post anything or was he scared away?

I think Maaaaxxxxipad was scared off by the Steve - Cameron war.

Hey there’s an orgy over at bob’s. BYO lube. Also bob’s wife said after the last time, we have to mop the floors in the basement afterward, so if somebody could bring some 409 or something that would be great.

Rocinante wrote:Hey there’s an orgy over at bob’s. BYO lube. Also bob’s wife said after the last time, we have to mop the floors in the basement afterward, so if somebody could bring some 409 or something that would be great.

Hey Bob, did I leave my blow up doll over there? If so could I get that back from you?

steveschneider wrote:

Rocinante wrote:Hey there’s an orgy over at bob’s. BYO lube. Also bob’s wife said after the last time, we have to mop the floors in the basement afterward, so if somebody could bring some 409 or something that would be great.

Hey Bob, did I leave my blow up doll over there? If so could I get that back from you?

I found it underneath a pile of guitar and drum kit rubble. Hidden underneath a stack of early 90's CD's. Looks like the area has been bleached. What did you and OTPT do to that thing?

Regardless, I put it on the curb. Please stop by and get it before the neighbors wake up.

Robert J Sakimano wrote:

steveschneider wrote:

Hey Bob, did I leave my blow up doll over there? If so could I get that back from you?

I found it underneath a pile of guitar and drum kit rubble. Hidden underneath a stack of early 90's CD's. Looks like the area has been bleached. What did you and OTPT do to that thing?

Regardless, I put it on the curb. Please stop by and get it before the neighbors wake up.

Sorry about the mess, I tend to get carried away and need to work on controlling my impulses. I’ll get that thing off your curb this morning.

Maybe it was a good thing I spent the evening making sure Bob's neighbors weren't peeking out their windows.

steveschneider wrote:

Robert J Sakimano wrote: I found it underneath a pile of guitar and drum kit rubble. Hidden underneath a stack of early 90's CD's. Looks like the area has been bleached. What did you and OTPT do to that thing?

Regardless, I put it on the curb. Please stop by and get it before the neighbors wake up.

Sorry about the mess, I tend to get carried away and need to work on controlling my impulses. I’ll get that thing off your curb this morning.

Too late! That plastic ho is mine now!

Jake from State Farm wrote:Maybe it was a good thing I spent the evening making sure Bob's neighbors weren't peeking out their windows.

But you forgot about those of us neighbors with binoculars and a ladder long enough to get on the roof.

Hey Spartiates a/s/l?