Samsung Ballie

Samsung is upping the home assistant game and creating a product that not only assists you but makes efforts to be your friend? No thanks, I'll just stick to the traditional cat or dog for a pet.

Oh hell no

Other Teams Pursuing That wrote:Oh hell no

Yep, I'm kind of a luddite. I don't want it.

steveschneider wrote:

Samsung is upping the home assistant game and creating a product that not only assists you but makes efforts to be your friend? No thanks, I'll just stick to the traditional cat or dog for a pet.

How about a robot dog instead?


or even better, this one:

Looks very kickable

tGreenWay wrote:

steveschneider wrote:

Samsung is upping the home assistant game and creating a product that not only assists you but makes efforts to be your friend? No thanks, I'll just stick to the traditional cat or dog for a pet.

How about a robot dog instead?


or even better, this one:

How does the wild dog puppy robot end? Does the pack.except them? Dammit tGreenway, you tease.

I can't wait until AI enslaves us all.

Nordic wrote:

tGreenWay wrote:

How about a robot dog instead?


or even better, this one:

How does the wild dog puppy robot end? Does the pack.except them? Dammit tGreenway, you tease.

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Nordic wrote:Looks very kickable

My first thought was how long until the pooch decides it’s a chew toy.

Why do we like to spy on ourselves?

Turtleneck wrote:Why do we like to spy on ourselves?

Because residential outdoor cameras have made neighborhood voyeurism too damn hard. I mean, that’s what I’ve heard, anyway.

While we are busying worrying about government surveillance it turns out we are our own worst enemy.

Turtleneck wrote:While we are busying worrying about government surveillance it turns out we are our own worst enemy.

I’ve been my own worst enemy most of my life. I’m over it.

If it makes you feel better, you’re my best enemy.

Turtleneck wrote:If it makes you feel better, you’re my best enemy.

It doesn’t.

Is there a friend with benefits model?

kingstonlake wrote:Is there a friend with benefits model?

Sticking your dick in something that can spin 90 rpm is not advisable KL.

Also, this commercial has some serious Black Mirror before shit goes bad vibes.