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Post by DWags Fri 10 Jan 2020 - 13:53

That's right bitches! when you're semi retired, just pushing company paper and have time on your hands, you read the little piddley shit companies send to you. So, this summer GM axed me how my Silverado was doin. Axed if I'd send in particulars, milage, any major repairs, anything like that. Cause they're doing a study on emissions down in milford and they need 100 or so used Trucks for a month. I sent it in and they questionaire said they'd get back to anyone who filled it out. I forgot about it. Today they called. They're dropping a new Truck off to my house next Wednesday morning taking mine to Milford keeping it for 3 or 4 weeks, testing emissions and when they bring it back, they're giving me 500 bucks.

I feel like the guy in Christmas story. I never win anything and I feel like this is kind of a win. I know I'm gonna want the new Truck and will be bummed after they deliver my 2015 with 116K on it back to me, and it's probably their idea that that will happen too. But Hey, I get a new truck for a month and 500 bucks for my "troubles". cheers
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Post by Travis of the Cosmos Fri 10 Jan 2020 - 13:56

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Post by Banks2Mason Fri 10 Jan 2020 - 14:06

you got scammed.

that "new" truck is stolen and the cops will be at your house soon. hope you enjoyed selling your truck for $500.
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Post by Floyd Robertson Fri 10 Jan 2020 - 14:09

Banks2Mason wrote:you got scammed.

that "new" truck is stolen and the cops will be at your house soon. hope you enjoyed selling your truck for $500.

I was thinking flood damaged vehicle from down south last spring. Prepare for catfish smell.
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Post by I.B. Fine Fri 10 Jan 2020 - 14:15

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Probably not too sticky when you get it back.
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Post by DWags Fri 10 Jan 2020 - 14:19

$500 and a new truck for a Month. 1550444538 $500 and a new truck for a Month. 1550444538 $500 and a new truck for a Month. 1550444538

$500 and a new truck for a Month. 502811600

I checked the phone number cause I always think they're trying to scam me cause I'm old.
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Post by Banks2Mason Fri 10 Jan 2020 - 14:25

DWags wrote:$500 and a new truck for a Month. 1550444538 $500 and a new truck for a Month. 1550444538 $500 and a new truck for a Month. 1550444538

$500 and a new truck for a Month. 502811600

I checked the phone number cause I always think they're trying to scam me cause I'm old.

don't google "spoofing phone numbers" then
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Post by DWags Fri 10 Jan 2020 - 14:39

This gets better, when I called them back with my insurance policy, the lady told me I need to have little to no gas in it wednesday.  "if it's not enough to get to Milford, those guys will worry about it" and The truck they're sending me will be full when they deliver it.   Then, when I get my truck back ,it will be full.  . That's another 100 bucks I figure.  Lucky day boys, I feel giddy. The lady said "I could drive the wheels off the truck they drop off" No milage limit
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Post by Banks2Mason Fri 10 Jan 2020 - 14:40

DWags wrote:This gets better, when I called them back with my insurance policy, the lady told me I need to have little to no gas in it wednesday.  "if it's not enough to get to Milford, those guys will worry about it" and The truck they're sending me will be full when they deliver it.   Then, when I get my truck back ,it will be full.  . That's another 100 bucks I figure.  Lucky day boys, I feel giddy. The lady said "I could drive the wheels off the truck they drop off" No milage limit

oh, it'll be "full" alright
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Post by Watch Out Pylon! Fri 10 Jan 2020 - 15:05

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Post by Senior Dickfist Fri 10 Jan 2020 - 16:57

I.B. Fine wrote:Pickup Truck Porn Videos & Sex Movies | Redtube.com

Probably not too sticky when you get it back.

Hmmm....sex movies and trucks.  Reminds me of when I traded in my Jeep for a truck.  

Back when the wife unit and I bought a cabin, one of the only possessions left behind by the previous owners was a porn DVD.  My buddy and I immediately put the DVD in my Jeep to see if the porn was any good.  Well, it was good, so I left the DVD in the Jeep's entertainment center since I don't use CDs.  

When I traded the Jeep for the truck, I figured I must bequeath the video to someone else, so I made sure to leave it with the Jeep.  The hope was that all the hard work of those lady and gentlemen actors could live on with a new owner of this fine masterpiece.  

I then checked the dealer's website to see the listing of my old jeep and one of the interior pics showing the entertainment center had a disk sticking out, but it was upside down so I couldn't see if it was the aforementioned DVD.  I bet it was and I bet one of their employees took it home and gave it the love it so deserved.

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Post by kingstonlake Fri 10 Jan 2020 - 17:26

Make sure you take the nut sacks off the hitch.
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Post by Nordic Fri 10 Jan 2020 - 18:05

Light that Silver-rado up Dwags!

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Post by Nordic Fri 10 Jan 2020 - 18:07

Senior Dickfist wrote:
I.B. Fine wrote:Pickup Truck Porn Videos & Sex Movies | Redtube.com

Probably not too sticky when you get it back.

Hmmm....sex movies and trucks.  Reminds me of when I traded in my Jeep for a truck.  

Back when the wife unit and I bought a cabin, one of the only possessions left behind by the previous owners was a porn DVD.  My buddy and I immediately put the DVD in my Jeep to see if the porn was any good.  Well, it was good, so I left the DVD in the Jeep's entertainment center since I don't use CDs.  

When I traded the Jeep for the truck, I figured I must bequeath the video to someone else, so I made sure to leave it with the Jeep.  The hope was that all the hard work of those lady and gentlemen actors could live on with a new owner of this fine masterpiece.  

I then checked the dealer's website to see the listing of my old jeep and one of the interior pics showing the entertainment center had a disk sticking out, but it was upside down so I couldn't see if it was the aforementioned DVD.  I bet it was and I bet one of their employees took it home and gave it the love it so deserved.

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Post by Wally Fairway Fri 10 Jan 2020 - 18:25

Banks2Mason wrote:you got scammed.

that "new" truck is stolen and the cops will be at your house soon. hope you enjoyed selling your truck for $500.
I'm sure that is only 1/2 the scam, the other half is they are going to smuggle drugs with your truck; which is still titled in your name.
Dwags, prepare for ATF and DEA to stop by and take you in for a little 14 hour interrogation about how your truck was loaded with 252 kilos of coke (or heroin). I'm sure they will believe that cute story about GM checking emissions.
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Post by The Pantry Sat 11 Jan 2020 - 19:41

Japanese trucks still suck.

drove the Ford F-150, Chevy Silverado, RAM 1500, Toyota Tundra, and Nissan Titan to find out which full-size pickup truck was the best — here's the verdict
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Post by Nordic Sat 11 Jan 2020 - 19:57

Your new rig gonna have a HUD?
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Post by kingstonlake Sat 11 Jan 2020 - 20:01

The Pantry wrote:Japanese trucks still suck.

drove the Ford F-150, Chevy Silverado, RAM 1500, Toyota Tundra, and Nissan Titan to find out which full-size pickup truck was the best — here's the verdict

I missed that part of the article.
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Post by I.B. Fine Sat 11 Jan 2020 - 20:45

Wally Fairway wrote:
Banks2Mason wrote:you got scammed.

that "new" truck is stolen and the cops will be at your house soon. hope you enjoyed selling your truck for $500.
I'm sure that is only 1/2 the scam, the other half is they are going to smuggle drugs with your truck; which is still titled in your name.
Dwags, prepare for ATF and DEA to stop by and take you in for a little 14 hour interrogation about how your truck was loaded with 252 kilos of coke (or heroin). I'm sure they will believe that cute story about GM checking emissions.
This may be true, but on the plus side, there's the cavity search to look forward to....
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