Do you leave your Crocs on for sex?

by **CORNER BLITZ** 2020-05-27, 11:05

Or do you take them off?

They are built for speed and comfort, so it's a difficult conundrum

by **Motown Spartan** 2020-05-27, 11:18

You can’t wear crocs and get laid. It’s a law of physics.

by **DWags** 2020-05-27, 11:33

If you have sex with the crocs, how, exactly can you leave them on?

by **Motown Spartan** 2020-05-27, 11:33

DWags wrote:If you have sex with the crocs, how, exactly can you leave them on?

Flexible

by **Tim Wakefield** 2020-05-27, 11:48

This reminds me that I need a pair of crocs

by **Other Teams Pursuing That** 2020-05-27, 12:09

I got them as a joke/gift. Very comfortable

by **CORNER BLITZ** 2020-05-27, 12:19

by **steveschneider** 2020-05-27, 12:57

I don't own Crocs.

by **Turtleneck** 2020-05-27, 13:04

The official dress code of GreenWays everywhere

Do you leave your Crocs on for sex? Cargo-shorts-and-crocs

by **Dendrobates** 2020-05-27, 14:01

Crocs are the ugliest shoe invented.

by **tGreenWay** 2020-05-27, 14:46

steveschneider wrote:I don't own Crocs.

This.

by **tGreenWay** 2020-05-27, 14:46

Dendrobates wrote:Crocs are the ugliest shoe invented.

And this.

by **tGreenWay** 2020-05-27, 14:48

Turtleneck wrote:The official dress code of GreenWays everywhere

Would you please stop posting pics the proper way? I have to switch to the web version to see wtf it is. Just half-ass your posts like the rest of us.

by **Turtleneck** 2020-05-27, 16:06

What is the preferred/other way to post, pics?

by **tGreenWay** 2020-05-27, 17:32

Turtleneck wrote:What is the preferred/other way to post, pics?

It’s easy. Whatever your instincts are telling you to post, whatever you think is funny or interesting, just do the exact opposite.
Or talk to DWags. Nobody half-asses it around here better than DWags.

by **DWags** 2020-05-27, 17:38

tGreenWay wrote:
Turtleneck wrote:What is the preferred/other way to post, pics?

It’s easy. Whatever your instincts are telling you to post, whatever you think is funny or interesting, just do the exact opposite.
Or talk to DWags. Nobody half-asses it around here better than DWags.

Not falling for the ol user name shit.

by **Nordic** 2020-05-27, 21:12

Motown Spartan wrote:You can’t wear crocs and get laid. It’s a law of physics.

Tghis guy fucks

by AvgMSUJoe 2020-05-28, 07:59

I got some Crocs santa Cruz canvas type material upper. Those aren't bad at all. Won't wear the plastic ones.

by **CORNER BLITZ** 2020-05-28, 19:49

Make sure you're ready when the office opens back up

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by **Jake from State Farm** 2023-01-31, 09:44

Socks with Crocs, yes or no?

by **Turtleneck** 2023-01-31, 09:46

Jake from State Farm wrote:Socks with Crocs, yes or no?

May God have mercy on your soul.

by Rick Saunders 2023-01-31, 12:14

Jake from State Farm wrote:Socks with Crocs, yes or no?

When your crocs are in the bottle where the tweetle beetles battle
with their paddles in a puddle on a noodle-eating poodle,
THIS is what they call...

...a tweetle beetle noodle poodle bottled paddled
muddled duddled fuddled wuddled socks in crocs, sir!

by AvgMSUJoe 2023-01-31, 15:35

AvgMSUJoe wrote:I got some Crocs santa Cruz canvas type material upper. Those aren't bad at all. Won't wear the plastic ones.

Soooo... an update. Pandemic happened. I work at home. I wear the plastic crocs to pick up the kid and quick kroger trips. AND I don't care who knows!

by **Turtleneck** 2023-01-31, 16:16

Are they camo crocs?

by **tGreenWay** 2023-01-31, 16:31

tGreenWay wrote:
Turtleneck wrote:The official dress code of GreenWays everywhere

Would you please stop posting pics the proper way? I have to switch to the web version to see wtf it is. Just half-ass your posts like the rest of us.

Withdrawing this request. Not seeing posts from the horrible turtleneck is the best possible outcome.

by **Dendrobates** 2023-02-01, 12:46

Dendrobates wrote:Crocs are the ugliest shoe invented.

Still ugly. But whatever, wear what you want.

by **kingstonlake** 2023-02-01, 13:35

I was anti croc. Things change.

What’s sex?

by **Robert J Sakimano** 2023-02-01, 14:04

Jake from State Farm wrote:Socks with Crocs, yes or no?

socks with crocs = flaccid penises.

by **Nordic** 2023-02-01, 14:05

Crocs are farking gross Do you leave your Crocs on for sex? 1401550746

by **Robert J Sakimano** 2023-02-01, 14:13

A quick picture of what I believe is my version of the Croc.

Dendro and gentlemen, I give you the Chacco.

(I don't wear them outside, though. Maybe the driveway occasionally, but that's it).

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by AvgMSUJoe 2023-02-01, 14:14

Week old maggot infested road kill is gross... crocs are quick and dirty slip-ons.

by **Robert J Sakimano** 2023-02-01, 14:23

AvgMSUJoe wrote:Week old maggot infested road kill

tonight at Mac's Bar.. doors at 8:00.

by **Nordic** 2023-02-01, 14:46

AvgMSUJoe wrote:Week old maggot infested road kill is gross... crocs are quick and dirty slip-ons.

There is a difference between the two? huh

by **tGreenWay** 2023-02-01, 14:47

My brother once gave me a pair of cheap huaraches he picked up in Tijuana. The soles were made of old tires. Not the least bit comfortable, but I’d still wear them over crocs every time.

by Rick Saunders 2023-02-01, 15:23

Robert J Sakimano wrote:socks with crocs = flaccid penises.

+

kingstonlake wrote:I was anti croc. Things change.

What’s sex?

Sock with crocs make flaccid cox
flaccid cox can be so humdrum
humdrum cox can barely cum
and no cum cox cause painful rocks.
Painful rox and cock block crocs?
very troublesome.
Lose the sox and the crocs!
Now please go and get yourself some, sir.

by **Robert J Sakimano** 2023-02-01, 16:46

Rick Saunders wrote:
Robert J Sakimano wrote:socks with crocs = flaccid penises.

+
kingstonlake wrote:I was anti croc. Things change.

What’s sex?

Sock with crocs make flaccid cox
flaccid cox can be so humdrum
humdrum cox can barely cum
and no cum cox cause painful rocks.
Painful rox and cock block crocs?
very troublesome.
Lose the sox and the crocs!
Now please go and get yourself some, sir.

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Oh, and....

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by AvgMSUJoe 2023-02-01, 17:01

Soooo, tWife just requests socks and crocs and nothing else....

She funky like that.

by **tGreenWay** 2023-02-01, 21:24

AvgMSUJoe wrote:Soooo, tWife just requests socks and crocs and nothing else.....

She funky like that.

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by **Rocinante** 2023-02-02, 17:28

Your father asked me to.

by **Robert J Sakimano** 2023-02-07, 18:26

Jake from State Farm wrote:Socks with Crocs, yes or no?

was watching Maine Cabin Masters (my go-to, lay on the couch and do nothing show) and they were discussing "Crocs with socks".

Not sure what the final verdict was.