A Husband Sent His Wife A Spreadsheet Of Every Time She Said No To Sex
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A Husband Sent His Wife A Spreadsheet Of Every Time She Said No To Sex
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Minnie- Spartiate
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Re: A Husband Sent His Wife A Spreadsheet Of Every Time She Said No To Sex
So "yes" was about every 10 days. What is that guy, greedy?
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Re: A Husband Sent His Wife A Spreadsheet Of Every Time She Said No To Sex
He needs to work on his spreadsheet formatting skills. And masturbate.
JEK- Spartiate
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Re: A Husband Sent His Wife A Spreadsheet Of Every Time She Said No To Sex
Good ole fashion digital foreplay
The Pantry- Geronte
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She sounds sweaty and gross
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Re: A Husband Sent His Wife A Spreadsheet Of Every Time She Said No To Sex
This is funny and sad at the same time
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Re: A Husband Sent His Wife A Spreadsheet Of Every Time She Said No To Sex
Sounds like they don't have a DVR.
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Re: A Husband Sent His Wife A Spreadsheet Of Every Time She Said No To Sex
If I tried this my wife would beat my face into a jelly.
Izzo Court- Geronte
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Re: A Husband Sent His Wife A Spreadsheet Of Every Time She Said No To Sex
I didn't see "You're a dork who puts everything on Excel"
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Re: A Husband Sent His Wife A Spreadsheet Of Every Time She Said No To Sex
Where is: I already got some from a friend today?
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Re: A Husband Sent His Wife A Spreadsheet Of Every Time She Said No To Sex
Jake from State Farm wrote:She sounds hideous.
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Re: A Husband Sent His Wife A Spreadsheet Of Every Time She Said No To Sex
I like the excuse, "I'm still a bit tender from yesterday."
Sounds like when the dude does get some, he's kind of freaky. Can't blame the chick.
Sounds like when the dude does get some, he's kind of freaky. Can't blame the chick.
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Re: A Husband Sent His Wife A Spreadsheet Of Every Time She Said No To Sex
Loose Stools wrote:I like the excuse, "I'm still a bit tender from yesterday."
Sounds like when the dude does get some, he's kind of freaky. Can't blame the chick.
Can I interest you in buying a quarter share of the Brooklyn bridge for just $2,500,000?
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Re: A Husband Sent His Wife A Spreadsheet Of Every Time She Said No To Sex
Barstool's write up is better
guy who sent his wife a spreadsheet about his disappointment in their sex life deserves our love and compassion
guy who sent his wife a spreadsheet about his disappointment in their sex life deserves our love and compassion
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Re: A Husband Sent His Wife A Spreadsheet Of Every Time She Said No To Sex
I get the impression that Heat Miser's spreadsheet would read like the Penthouse Forum Letter of the Decade.
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Re: A Husband Sent His Wife A Spreadsheet Of Every Time She Said No To Sex
Has the wife expressed an interest in having a regular piece of snatch on the side?
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Floyd Robertson wrote:Has the wife expressed an interest in having a regular piece of snatch on the side?
Probably, but I'd bet the hubby can only look but not touch.
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Nommad2- Geronte
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Re: A Husband Sent His Wife A Spreadsheet Of Every Time She Said No To Sex
This is supposed to be from a wife who kept a diary of her husband's (lack of) sexual appetite.
My favorite...." I told him I was horny and wanted sex. He said the Tigers were in extra innings."
My favorite...." I told him I was horny and wanted sex. He said the Tigers were in extra innings."
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WBill wrote:This is supposed to be from a wife who kept a diary of her husband's (lack of) sexual appetite.
My favorite...." I told him I was horny and wanted sex. He said the Tigers were in extra innings."
I don't understand women who always ask at the most inopportune times. Really, you can't wait a couple minutes until the Tiger game is over?
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Re: A Husband Sent His Wife A Spreadsheet Of Every Time She Said No To Sex
The Lonely Stoner wrote: I don't understand women who always ask at the most inopportune times. Really, you can't wait a couple minutes until the Tiger game is over?
It's a passive/aggressive thing. They need reassurance that they're more important than the important things in your life like sports, beer, & your buddies.
FWIW...tMisers picked up a Magic Wand while in Key West for Memorial Day. We both highly recommend it. There really is no substitute.
Also...only 4 days on the rag for that chick? And wants it 6 out every 7 nights?? I call BS.
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Re: A Husband Sent His Wife A Spreadsheet Of Every Time She Said No To Sex
Heat Miser wrote:
It's a passive/aggressive thing. They need reassurance that they're more important than the important things in your life like sports, beer, & your buddies.
FWIW...tMisers picked up a Magic Wand while in Key West for Memorial Day. We both highly recommend it. There really is no substitute.
Also...only 4 days on the rag for that chick? And wants it 6 out every 7 nights?? I call BS.
It's not BS in my house. My girls wants it every single day - we're **40** - and she almost always gets it. God forbid though, I pass out during a game or something. She has a magic wand and even though she uses it, I get the stink eye if this ever happens in our house.
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