Swillers around the world unite to welcome our newest poster: helonational!

by **tGreenWay** 2020-12-21, 11:23

Welcome to tSwill, new poster! Swillers around the world unite to welcome our newest poster: helonational! 1486952199

by **steveschneider** 2020-12-21, 11:26

Hey Greenway, you never responded to that PM I sent you. What was that 15% promotional code for the online dildo store?

by **Jake from State Farm** 2020-12-21, 11:43

steveschneider wrote:Hey Greenway, you never responded to that PM I sent you. What was that 15% promotional code for the online dildo store?

vibratemyballs

by **Floyd Robertson** 2020-12-21, 11:47

I'm not going to be one of those helicopter tSwillers, hovering around waiting for newbs to show up.

by **steveschneider** 2020-12-21, 11:51

Jake from State Farm wrote:
steveschneider wrote:Hey Greenway, you never responded to that PM I sent you. What was that 15% promotional code for the online dildo store?

vibratemyballs

Thanks! And greenway can you send that link to the holiday Christmas tree ball gag set, the reindeer prod and that leather gimp mask you were talking about? I'm looking for the holiday themed one.

by **kingstonlake** 2020-12-21, 11:59

Greenway, please stop creating accounts.

by **WhiteBoyHatcher** 2020-12-21, 11:59

No more Welcome Threads. I'm locking this up.

by **Turtleneck** 2020-12-21, 12:03

WhiteBoyHatcher wrote:No more Welcome Threads. I'm locking this up.

Please do. They are horrible.

by **Travis of the Cosmos** 2020-12-21, 12:07

This thread is now locked per wbh please do not continue to post in it

by **kingstonlake** 2020-12-21, 12:10

Test for Guest

by **steveschneider** 2020-12-21, 12:11

kingstonlake wrote:Test for Guest

Confirming receipt.

by **Travis of the Cosmos** 2020-12-21, 12:12

Please stop posting in this thread or you are going to be be subject to all kinds of penalties from state and federal statutes that govern posting in locked threads

You have been warned

by **Turtleneck** 2020-12-21, 12:12

Kingston picked the lock. Probably his nose, too.

by **steveschneider** 2020-12-21, 12:17

To the new poster, you will find this site to be playful and informative. My recommend is that you have thick skin for a few of the posters. If you have any questions about the various forums, posters or the functionality of this forum please don't hesitate to ask.

by **kingstonlake** 2020-12-21, 12:22

A fractional ban is well worth the price of posting in Greenways 32nd new account thread.

by **DWags** 2020-12-21, 12:31

Please take a picture of your ankles and shins. I want to check something out.

TIA

by **Rocinante** 2020-12-21, 12:34

It’s a trap don’t do it.

by **Turtleneck** 2020-12-21, 12:49

Roc used to do these threads. He quit. Oddly enough, when Roc did them, people actually stuck around and posted.

by **Rocinante** 2020-12-21, 12:50

Yeah that’s not true.

by **Motown Spartan** 2020-12-21, 12:54

How many people have actually responded to their welcome thread?

by **Rocinante** 2020-12-21, 12:55

Like 2.

by **Rocinante** 2020-12-21, 12:55

Don’t give away the gag.

by **Travis of the Cosmos** 2020-12-21, 12:55

Please stop this thread is locked

by **Motown Spartan** 2020-12-21, 12:57

Travis of the Cosmos wrote:Please stop this thread is locked

You stop

by **Motown Spartan** 2020-12-21, 12:58

Rocinante wrote:Don’t tell them it’s a circle jerk.

I think they already know.

by **Rocinante** 2020-12-21, 12:59

How would you know that Motown. What aren’t you telling us?

by **Jake from State Farm** 2020-12-21, 13:09

If I give 5 more email addresses to the dildo shop they'll give me an additional 20% discount. Anyone want to help a brother out?

by **DWags** 2020-12-21, 13:18

Jake from State Farm wrote:If I give 5 more email addresses to the dildo shop they'll give me an additional 20% discount. Anyone want to help a brother out?

Use mine. Is that the shop Rudy has press conferences in front of?

by **Motown Spartan** 2020-12-21, 13:20

Rocinante wrote:How would you know that Motown. What aren’t you telling us?

This is a circle jerk.

by **Jake from State Farm** 2020-12-21, 13:21

DWags wrote:
Jake from State Farm wrote:If I give 5 more email addresses to the dildo shop they'll give me an additional 20% discount. Anyone want to help a brother out?

Use mine. Is that the shop Rudy has press conferences in front of?

Thanks Dwags.

It must be, they have a big picture of him browsing through the store, although the caption at the bottom of it isn't very flattering.

by **kingstonlake** 2020-12-21, 13:30

Motown Spartan wrote:How many people have actually responded to their welcome thread?

Patience

by **Turtleneck** 2020-12-21, 13:35

Rocinante wrote:Yeah that’s not true.

You used to start a lot of welcome threads, bro. They were high quality welcome threads.

by **Travis of the Cosmos** 2020-12-21, 13:50

Turtleneck wrote:
Rocinante wrote:Yeah that’s not true.

You used to start a lot of welcome threads, bro. They were high quality welcome threads.

Fact check- true.

https://spartanswill.forumotion.com/t7664-welcome-poster-mockery

https://spartanswill.forumotion.com/t7666-welcome-poster-tcsparty25

https://spartanswill.forumotion.com/t7665-welcome-poster-speedbump

https://spartanswill.forumotion.com/t8887-eat-my-ass-wbh

by **Rocinante** 2020-12-21, 14:12

I do not know what the ass eating thread was about.

by **Watch Out Pylon!** 2020-12-21, 14:16

Travis of the Cosmos wrote:
Turtleneck wrote:

You used to start a lot of welcome threads, bro. They were high quality welcome threads.

Fact check- true.

https://spartanswill.forumotion.com/t7664-welcome-poster-mockery

https://spartanswill.forumotion.com/t7666-welcome-poster-tcsparty25

https://spartanswill.forumotion.com/t7665-welcome-poster-speedbump

https://spartanswill.forumotion.com/t8887-eat-my-ass-wbh

That's some high quality posting right there.

#subscribe

by **Watch Out Pylon!** 2020-12-21, 14:17

Rocinante wrote:I do not know what the ass eating thread was about.

Well Moose liked it so it probably wasn't anything good.

by **tGreenWay** 2020-12-21, 14:43

You fuckers skeert the new guy off. And now Dendro will never know his length.

by **Travis of the Cosmos** 2020-12-21, 15:12

Rocinante wrote:I do not know what the ass eating thread was about.

It was hot as hell

by **Watch Out Pylon!** 2020-12-21, 15:32

Travis of the Cosmos wrote:
Rocinante wrote:I do not know what the ass eating thread was about.

It was hot as hell

Please cease horny posting

by **tGreenWay** 2020-12-21, 16:18

steveschneider wrote:Hey Greenway, you never responded to that PM I sent you. What was that 15% promotional code for the online dildo store?

Do you want to buy it yourself or do you want it in your Christmas stocking?

Swillers around the world unite to welcome our newest poster: helonational! 4113017228

Swillers around the world unite to welcome our newest poster: helonational! 4113017228

Christmas stocking being a euphemism for poopshoot

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