Jen Psaki Updates

Under the previous administration we had threads for SHS and Silicon Binder Barbie, so why not one for Jen Psaki? Has anyone noticed that we're having regular, if not daily, press briefings from the WHPS again?

I saw some on the right starting to deride her last week for catchphrases such as "I'll circle back to you on that one", but apparently that's all they have.

So here's a story of her smacking down Fox reporter Peter Doocy.

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Floyd Robertson wrote:Under the previous administration we had threads for SHS and Silicon Binder Barbie, so why not one for Jen Psaki? Has anyone noticed that we're having regular, if not daily, press briefings from the WHPS again?

I saw some on the right starting to deride her last week for catchphrases such as "I'll circle back to you on that one", but apparently that's all they have.

So here's a story of her smacking down Fox reporter Peter Doocy.

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Is that a smackdown or a Psaki Bomb?

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Turtleneck wrote:

Floyd Robertson wrote:Under the previous administration we had threads for SHS and Silicon Binder Barbie, so why not one for Jen Psaki? Has anyone noticed that we're having regular, if not daily, press briefings from the WHPS again?

I saw some on the right starting to deride her last week for catchphrases such as "I'll circle back to you on that one", but apparently that's all they have.

So here's a story of her smacking down Fox reporter Peter Doocy.

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Is that a smackdown or a Psaki Bomb?

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You can’t do anything right!

tGreenWay wrote:

Turtleneck wrote:

Is that a smackdown or a Psaki Bomb?

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You can’t do anything right!

Maybe you should figure out how your browser works, bro. Stop blaming your problems on everybody else.

love me some Jen Psaki.

Turtleneck wrote:

tGreenWay wrote:



You can’t do anything right!

Maybe you should figure out how your browser works, bro. Stop blaming your problems on everybody else.

Not my browser, champ. You missed a bracket. It was so obvious, even I saw it.

The brackets are automated. You don’t type them manually. You would know that if you were browsing the site with something other than a Motorola StarTac. Besides, looks fine and it wouldn’t display with missing brackets.

Turtleneck wrote:The brackets are automated. You don’t type them manually. You would know that if you were browsing the site with something other than a Motorola StarTac. Besides, looks fine and it wouldn’t display with missing brackets.

You lie! You corrected it right before I quoted it. I saw the missing front bracket.

I think you got your head caught in a bracket as a child Greenway

tGreenWay wrote:

Turtleneck wrote:The brackets are automated. You don’t type them manually. You would know that if you were browsing the site with something other than a Motorola StarTac. Besides, looks fine and it wouldn’t display with missing brackets.

You lie! You corrected it right before I quoted it. I saw the missing front bracket.

Maybe it's time to ditch the dial up Internet, GreenWay.

Rocinante wrote:I think you got your head caught in a bracket as a child Greenway

Which may well be true, but has nothing to do with Turtleneck being a big fat liar!

Turtleneck wrote:

tGreenWay wrote:



You lie! You corrected it right before I quoted it. I saw the missing front bracket.

Maybe it's time to ditch the dial up Internet, GreenWay.

Shameless LIAR! Everything you’ve ever posted on every subject in every thread is now suspect. No one can trust you ever again.

90% of your posts are about not being able to figure out how to browse the site. We can’t trust you. Your allegations will be laughed out of tSwill Court.

Team #GW.

As a moderator I have special priveledges and the audit trail backs up GW's version of the events. Turtle needs to be banned for a minimum of 1000 days.

That is some serious deep state stuff. Wow.

Floyd Robertson wrote:Under the previous administration we had threads for SHS and Silicon Binder Barbie, so why not one for Jen Psaki? Has anyone noticed that we're having regular, if not daily, press briefings from the WHPS again?

I saw some on the right starting to deride her last week for catchphrases such as "I'll circle back to you on that one", but apparently that's all they have.

So here's a story of her smacking down Fox reporter Peter Doocy.

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Because her press conferences are mostly just a respectful exchange of questions and answers related to the White House's policies and ideas.

Boooorrrrrriiiiinnnnnnggggggg






(as it should be).

MiamiSpartan wrote:
Because her press conferences are mostly just a respectful exchange of questions and answers related to the White House's policies and ideas.

Boooorrrrrriiiiinnnnnnggggggg






(as it should be).

Yeah, there probably won't be as many updates in this thread as in those of her immediate predecessors.

Jen pSexi more like it...

AvgMSUJoe wrote:Jen pSexi more like it...

She is certainly an attractive human being.

Think FoxNews reporter Doocy (son of FoxNews Fox & Friends morning host Steve Doocy ) was glad to be wearing a mask to cover the flop sweat when his Gotcha question got smacked away like a slow mosquito.

Red hair
Black leather

That's all I'm sayin.......

I think I'll send Jen a Valentine..

GRR Spartan wrote:Think FoxNews reporter Doocy (son of FoxNews Fox & Friends morning host Steve Doocy ) was glad to be wearing a mask to cover the flop sweat when his Gotcha question got smacked away like a slow mosquito.

I've only seen a couple of her press conferences, but it seems Douchey tries for a gotcha question just about every time and falls flat every time. At the first or second of her press conferences, he asked why Biden wasn't wearing a mask at the covid memorial (he took it off while speaking, then put it back on after speaking...he also was never within about 10 feet of anyone but Jill).

MiamiSpartan wrote:

GRR Spartan wrote:Think FoxNews reporter Doocy (son of FoxNews  Fox & Friends morning host Steve Doocy ) was glad to be wearing a mask to cover the flop sweat when his Gotcha question got smacked away like a slow mosquito.

I've only seen a couple of her press conferences, but it seems Douchey tries for a gotcha question just about every time and falls flat every time.  At the first or second of her press conferences, he asked why Biden wasn't wearing a mask at the covid memorial (he took it off while speaking, then put it back on after speaking...he also was never within about 10 feet of anyone but Jill).

I watch a few clips just to see her kind of toy with him..  he doesn't seem real smart and you can tell she knows that, so she just kinda fucks with him. It's pretty awesome.

She's on again, doing a great job again today.

https://www.pscp.tv/w/1YqKDeAMZnAGV

Listen, this can't be some creepy all male Jen Psaki fan club.

Turtleneck wrote:Listen, this can't be some creepy all male Jen Psaki fan club.

We could all send an invite to dendrobates.

Turtleneck wrote:Listen, this can't be some creepy all male Jen Psaki fan club.

Why not?

(cancel culture, political correctness, me too will NOT kill this vibe.)

She's at it again, Psaki in blacki.

Jen Psaki-t-to-me.

(someone probably already thought of that, right?)

AvgMSUJoe wrote:

Turtleneck wrote:Listen, this can't be some creepy all male Jen Psaki fan club.

Why not?

(cancel culture, political correctness, me too will NOT kill this vibe.)

agree. After four years of bleach-blonde plasticized reality TV stars who aren't smart enough to tie their own shoes, I think we can celebrate the intellectual nuance and subtle charm of Jen.

I mean, we can start a thread about how handsome Gavin Newsome or the Ossoff guy is if it'll make the more fragile types feel better.

I feel like she is America's mom, and we are always disappointing her. Oh, and in this instance, we said, "But OTPT's mom is letting him go the party!"

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Turtleneck wrote:I feel she is America's mom, and we are always disappointing her. Oh, and in this instance, we said, "But OTPT's mom is letting him go the party!"

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"Who are the Americans?" She fucking knew. Eviscerated.

Turtleneck wrote:I feel she is America's mom, and we are always disappointing her. Oh, and in this instance, we said, "But OTPT's mom is letting him go the party!"

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That made me moist.
The only thing better would have her say, fuck you for bringing him up... and fuck him for being an inhumane ass and fuck everyone who thinks the right wing media will drive our actions.

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Who was that reporter?

Comp

Turtleneck wrote:Comp

I sense there’s a backstory to this, of which I am unaware.

Comp is not great at reporting