Pylon, you out there buddy?

What's going on man? Haven't heard from you in a while. You need bail money?

We can pull a swill go fund me for bail. I’m in on that.

Maybe he’s just sitting in the corner of some end zone, chilling.

He's taken his ball home before.

Isn’t it Lent? Maybe he gave us up for a little while.
This is why Swillers should always let someone know if they’re going to be absent for an extended period. Leave a note. Tell a neighbor. Do something.

Dendrobates wrote:We can pull a swill go fund me for bail. I’m in on that.

Or a bypass of some sort.

AvgMSUJoe wrote:

Dendrobates wrote:We can pull a swill go fund me for bail. I’m in on that.

Or a bypass of some sort.

Good point. WOTS is Pylon is a larger guy. He might just be stuck in his barcolounger.  We should send firefighters and a crane.

tGreenWay wrote:

AvgMSUJoe wrote:
Or a bypass of some sort.

Good point. WOTS is Pylon is a larger guy. He might just be stuck in his barcolounger. We should sent firefighters and a crane.

a sawzall can fix anything.

AvgMSUJoe wrote:

tGreenWay wrote:


Good point. WOTS is Pylon is a larger guy. He might just be stuck in his barcolounger. We should sent firefighters and a crane.

a sawzall can fix anything.

Even a broken marriage!

AvgMSUJoe wrote:

tGreenWay wrote:


Good point. WOTS is Pylon is a larger guy. He might just be stuck in his barcolounger. We should sent firefighters and a crane.

a sawzall can fix anything.

Sawzall, chainsaw, anything with a motor and a reasonably sharp blade.