Haha, I’m picking up daughters at Tampa airport and get this wrong text message.

This has never happened to me. But I got this while parked.

Honey let me tell you one thing I know you can’t take cy from me but that’s funny you think that I just don’t agree with the message you sent cy like he didn’t need to go nowhere with you and I also didn’t agree with you feeding him gummies like he was a fucking kid you can try to fuck everybody else’s man but good luck with mine , also if you wanna settle this like a real woman we can throw down anywhere anytime after I have my baby but next time don’t be a pussy and talk massive shit than block me I’m sorry you get your little feelings hurt because I want you no where near me because your psycho and BIPOLAR and so obsessed with my family or should I say (MY MOM AND MY DAD) but I know you got mommy and daddy issues so you do you girl !

It’s kind of sad actually

Are you at the blue pickup or the red

WhiteBoyHatcher wrote:Are you at the blue pickup or the red

Red. Daughter had a piece of luggage not arrive. Southwest.

DWags wrote:This has never happened to me. But I got this while parked.

Honey let me tell you one thing I know you can’t take cy from me but that’s funny you think that I just don’t agree with the message you sent cy like he didn’t need to go nowhere with you and I also didn’t agree with you feeding him gummies like he was a fucking kid you can try to fuck everybody else’s man but good luck with mine , also if you wanna settle this like a real woman we can throw down anywhere anytime after I have my baby but next time don’t be a pussy and talk massive shit than block me I’m sorry you get your little feelings hurt because I want you no where near me because your psycho and BIPOLAR and so obsessed with my family or should I say (MY MOM AND MY DAD) but I know you got mommy and daddy issues so you do you girl !

DWags is definitely the man being referenced. I don't buy his cover story.

Rocinante wrote:It’s kind of sad actually

My answer:

Sorry about this argument but you have the wrong number. My name is D...... (my first name only). I’m married with two adult daughters. God Bless and I hope you work this out.

Hers: Oh my I’m so sorry have a blessed day !

There see? All better! I’m sure her kid will turn out just fine.

DWags wrote:

WhiteBoyHatcher wrote:Are you at the blue pickup or the red

Red. Daughter had a piece of luggage not arrive. Southwest.

If you're looking for a nice place to take your daughter for dinner, hit up Thee Dollhouse.

That’s a strip club isn’t it?

Was it the extra e that gave it away

I mean if the foods good....¯\_(ツ)_/¯

WhiteBoyHatcher wrote:

DWags wrote:

Red. Daughter had a piece of luggage not arrive. Southwest.

If you're looking for a nice place to take your daughter for dinner, hit up Thee Dollhouse.

At the Hampton inn right down the street. Not getting our condo in St Pete till Saturday. Walked by it on the way to that shell station for beer/wine. At the world of beers now

DWags wrote:

WhiteBoyHatcher wrote:

If you're looking for a nice place to take your daughter for dinner, hit up Thee Dollhouse.

At the Hampton inn right down the street. Not getting our condo in St Pete till Saturday. Walked by it on the way to that shell station for beer/wine. At the world of beers now

If you were Bryson DeChambeau you could hit my office with a 3 wood..

Reads like a tanfan post from back in the day

Turtleneck wrote:

DWags wrote:This has never happened to me. But I got this while parked.

Honey let me tell you one thing I know you can’t take cy from me but that’s funny you think that I just don’t agree with the message you sent cy like he didn’t need to go nowhere with you and I also didn’t agree with you feeding him gummies like he was a fucking kid you can try to fuck everybody else’s man but good luck with mine , also if you wanna settle this like a real woman we can throw down anywhere anytime after I have my baby but next time don’t be a pussy and talk massive shit than block me I’m sorry you get your little feelings hurt because I want you no where near me because your psycho and BIPOLAR and so obsessed with my family or should I say (MY MOM AND MY DAD) but I know you got mommy and daddy issues so you do you girl !

DWags is definitely the man being referenced. I don't buy his cover story.

Who puts a phone number in to text?

I call bullshit!

You know you’re a pussy that talks massive shit and blocks people!

Is the Jerry Springer show still on? Seems like a good option for the author of the text and the person they intended to send it to to air out their grievances.

I'm shocked. I mean, the horrible grammar and punctuation just makes you wonder how some people function in society.

Welcome to Florida, here is your complimentary crazy text. Spend a lot of money and avoid the crazy dbags in the pimped out jeeps. (Or not)
Sincerely,
Desantis' Board of Tourism

Did you ask what kind of gummies?

DWags stuck in the middle...

aualum06 wrote:

Turtleneck wrote:

DWags is definitely the man being referenced. I don't buy his cover story.

Who puts a phone number in to text?

Besides me?

It actually came from cierribe***@..... to my cell phone

So I was a bit drunk last night, and since you referenced your daughter in the thread title I assumed this text was either from the daughter and mistakenly sent to you, or intended for the daughter and mistakenly sent to you.

It's only now that I realize it's random mistakenly sent to you, and the impossibility of option #2. Derp.

Although my version is much more interesting, and now I'm a bit disappointed in the reality of the situation..

Heat Miser wrote:So I was a bit drunk last night, and since you referenced your daughter in the thread title I assumed this text was either from the daughter and mistakenly sent to you, or intended for the daughter and mistakenly sent to you.

It's only now that I realize it's random mistakenly sent to you. Derp.

Although my version is much more interesting, and now I'm a bit disappointed in the reality of the situation..

Threads are community property. Change the narrative, Heat!

Speaking of the food there. Not quite as good as the Dollhouse, which I have most assuredly been to, was really hoping I got there last year and had an opportunity to hit up Wright's Gourmet.

Heat Miser wrote:So I was a bit drunk last night, and since you referenced your daughter in the thread title I assumed this text was either from the daughter and mistakenly sent to you, or intended for the daughter and mistakenly sent to you.

It's only now that I realize it's random mistakenly sent to you, and the impossibility of option #2. Derp.

Although my version is much more interesting, and now I'm a bit disappointed in the reality of the situation..

That would be interesting. Lol

DWags wrote:

aualum06 wrote:

Who puts a phone number in to text?

Besides me?

It actually came from cierribe***@..... to my cell phone

So it was an email to a phone number even more not believable lol. People make things so hard

aualum06 wrote:

DWags wrote:

Besides me?

It actually came from cierribe***@..... to my cell phone

So it was an email to a phone number even more not believable lol. People make things so hard

That's exactly what these two women want to do to DWags.

aualum06 wrote:

DWags wrote:

Besides me?

It actually came from cierribe***@..... to my cell phone

So it was an email to a phone number even more not believable lol. People make things so hard

You’re saying this was a prank or spam or what?

Other Teams Pursuing That wrote:

aualum06 wrote:

So it was an email to a phone number even more not believable lol. People make things so hard

You’re saying this was a prank or spam or what?

No not at all. It involves way to much stupidity to make up

aualum06 wrote:

Other Teams Pursuing That wrote:

You’re saying this was a prank or spam or what?

No not at all. It involves way to much stupidity to make up

True

aualum06 wrote:

DWags wrote:

Besides me?

It actually came from cierribe***@..... to my cell phone

So it was an email to a phone number even more not believable lol. People make things so hard

Jesus. Whatever you say captain. I’m just saying what happened. You tell me what ever the fuck you think. It’s all good. Too whatever man.

I'm just pissed all you fuckers are in st Pete this weekend. I was in Bradenton last weekend. I woulda said I was having dinner with customers and bought beer.

InTenSity wrote:I'm just passed all you fuckers are in st Pete this weekend. I was in Bradenton last weekend. I woulda said I was having dinner with customers and bought beer.

Get yer ass over to pas a grille This week. Meet the kids.

DWags wrote:

aualum06 wrote:

So it was an email to a phone number even more not believable lol. People make things so hard

Jesus. Whatever you say captain. I’m just saying what happened. You tell me what ever the fuck you think. It’s all good. Too whatever man.

I think that chick is fucking stupid

aualum06 wrote:

DWags wrote:



Jesus. Whatever you say captain. I’m just saying what happened. You tell me what ever the fuck you think. It’s all good. Too whatever man.

I think that chick is fucking stupid

She probably thinks the same about you.

DWags wrote:

aualum06 wrote:

I think that chick is fucking stupid

She probably thinks the same about you.

I mean you give her a lot of credit that she can think

aualum06 wrote:

DWags wrote:

She probably thinks the same about you.

I mean you give her a lot of credit that she can think

Whatever. I didn’t need to work this hard for a funny accidental text to me. Jesus.

DWags wrote:

aualum06 wrote:

I mean you give her a lot of credit that she can think

Whatever. I didn’t need to work this hard for a funny accidental text to me. Jesus.

I'm not sure where you are going. 1. It's funny because of the stupidity plus the stupidity of delivering it as an email to the wrong phone number. 2. I'm just busting chops with you

Poor Cy. She’s either gonna clutch fuck him and he’ll never get another breath of air on his own, or she’s going to blame him for getting attention from the bipolar chick and never let him live it down. Either way, Cy’s life is pretty much over.