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Motown Spartan wrote:It's always banana to mouth, never mouth to banana.

Motown Spartan wrote:It's always banana to mouth, never mouth to banana.

tGreenWay wrote:

Motown Spartan wrote:It's always banana to mouth, never mouth to banana.

Carrots, too?

Motown Spartan wrote:

tGreenWay wrote:



Carrots, too?

My sister put a carrot in her vagina once. I got pretty pissed off because I was going to eat it and I didn't want it to taste like carrots...

Motown Spartan wrote:

tGreenWay wrote:



Carrots, too?

My sister put a carrot in her vagina once. I got pretty pissed off because I was going to eat it and I didn't want it to taste like carrots...

Motown Spartan wrote:

tGreenWay wrote:



Carrots, too?

My sister put a carrot in her vagina once. I got pretty pissed off because I was going to eat it and I didn't want it to taste like carrots...

DWags wrote:Three guys check into a room that cost 30 bucks. They each pay 10 for the room to split it evenly.

Mistake was made, room only costs 25. So bell boy gets called to front desk to bring the 5 dollar mistake up to the three men. on the way up, bell boy says I can't divide 5 by three, so I'll just give one dollar back to each man and keep two for myself.

Each man gets one dollar back. So, if they each paid 10 and got one dollar back they paid 9 dollars each for that room. 9 times 3 is 27. Plus the two the bell boy kept. = 29.

Motown Spartan wrote:

tGreenWay wrote:



Carrots, too?

My sister put a carrot in her vagina once. I got pretty pissed off because I was going to eat it and I didn't want it to taste like carrots...

Motown Spartan wrote:

tGreenWay wrote:



Carrots, too?

My sister put a carrot in her vagina once. I got pretty pissed off because I was going to eat it and I didn't want it to taste like carrots...

DWags wrote:Three guys check into a room that cost 30 bucks. They each pay 10 for the room to split it evenly.

Mistake was made, room only costs 25. So bell boy gets called to front desk to bring the 5 dollar mistake up to the three men. on the way up, bell boy says I can't divide 5 by three, so I'll just give one dollar back to each man and keep two for myself.

Each man gets one dollar back. So, if they each paid 10 and got one dollar back they paid 9 dollars each for that room. 9 times 3 is 27. Plus the two the bell boy kept. = 29.

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DWags wrote:Three guys check into a room that cost 30 bucks. They each pay 10 for the room to split it evenly.

Mistake was made, room only costs 25. So bell boy gets called to front desk to bring the 5 dollar mistake up to the three men. on the way up, bell boy says I can't divide 5 by three, so I'll just give one dollar back to each man and keep two for myself.

Each man gets one dollar back. So, if they each paid 10 and got one dollar back they paid 9 dollars each for that room. 9 times 3 is 27. Plus the two the bell boy kept. = 29.

DWags wrote:Don’t ever tell A strange man at a rock concert that you would like to bite that girls ass in front of you, because it looks so good, it might be her father you’re talking to.

Motown Spartan wrote:

DWags wrote:Don’t ever tell A strange man at a rock concert that you would like to bite that girls ass in front of you, because it looks so good, it might be her father you’re talking to.

I'm assuming you were the father in this story?

InTenSity wrote:

Motown Spartan wrote:

I'm assuming you were the father in this story?

I'm guessing he told the stranger at teh rock concert.

DWags wrote:

InTenSity wrote:
I'm guessing he told the stranger at teh rock concert.

Lol two swillers two different thoughts. It was Cold Play and my daughter was maybe 15?? I was the strange man.

kingstonlake wrote:Lefty losey. Righty tighty.

Sorry if that’s to technical greenway.

DWags wrote:Three guys check into a room that cost 30 bucks. They each pay 10 for the room to split it evenly.

Mistake was made, room only costs 25. So bell boy gets called to front desk to bring the 5 dollar mistake up to the three men. on the way up, bell boy says I can't divide 5 by three, so I'll just give one dollar back to each man and keep two for myself.

Each man gets one dollar back. So, if they each paid 10 and got one dollar back they paid 9 dollars each for that room. 9 times 3 is 27. Plus the two the bell boy kept. = 29.

Motown Spartan wrote:Lawyer up, delete Facebook, hit the gym.

Jake from State Farm wrote:If you come to a fork in the road, take it.

Motown Spartan wrote:Embrace the mundane aspects of life. Thrive in ordinary moments. We miss out on so much by trying to make every moment extraordinary.

In our efforts not to miss anything, we miss everything.

tGreenWay wrote:

DWags wrote:Three guys check into a room that cost 30 bucks. They each pay 10 for the room to split it evenly.

Mistake was made, room only costs 25. So bell boy gets called to front desk to bring the 5 dollar mistake up to the three men. on the way up, bell boy says I can't divide 5 by three, so I'll just give one dollar back to each man and keep two for myself.

Each man gets one dollar back. So, if they each paid 10 and got one dollar back they paid 9 dollars each for that room. 9 times 3 is 27. Plus the two the bell boy kept. = 29.

Floyd promised there would be no math.

tGreenWay wrote:

Motown Spartan wrote:Embrace the mundane aspects of life. Thrive in ordinary moments. We miss out on so much by trying to make every moment extraordinary.

In our efforts not to miss anything, we miss everything.  

This is also true on vacations. Sure, take a couple photos, but put down the camera/phone and just soak in where you are. Memories are the best memories, not pics, at least until you get Alzheimer’s. Even then, the photos will be worthless because you’ll have forgotten everything about the trip, anyway.