Who has it worse? Greenway and Bob or Pantry?

There is much debate on this board about who has it worse, GreenWay and Bob or Pantry. They're suffering enormous pain due to road closures and detours. While it's a perfect example of the lack of focus that will lead to a 3-9 football season, it's not going to stop so we need to determine who has it worse.

GreenWay and Bob are blocked off from their neighborhood. If you believe them, the only way to get home is to drive to DeWitt and charter a helicopter to drop them off in their neighborhood. Bob is afraid of flying so this adds to his pain. GreenWay pretends to be bothered but likes the baller status the helicopter charters afford him in the neighborhood.

Pantry has to take a detour to work. Panty wishes he was in DeTour, but that's another story. Because of this detour nonsense, it takes Pantry an extra 15 minutes to get to work and he no longer has access to his favorite breakfast burrito place that also has his favorite meat frappuccinos.

The respective parties are free to make their case below as well.

It’s bad enough that Bob can’t run without having to worry about snapping an ankle, but the heavy construction equipment makes the earth vibrate, which only adds to the noise that’s already keeping Bob from getting any quality sleep during his three daily naps. Sad!

Definitely Bob and Greenway now that the intersection has reopened.  Only bummer is they half-assed the job and there will be future lane closures.


edit: 8-4

With any thread containing the names Bob, Greenway, and Pantry, the reader has it worse.

tGreenWay wrote:It’s bad enough that Bob can’t run without having to worry about snapping an ankle, but the heavy construction equipment makes the earth vibrate, which only adds to the noise that’s already keeping Bob from getting any quality sleep during his three daily naps. Sad!

the sidewalk in front of Glencairn Elementary is passable. I rarely drive anywhere, so I'm in pretty good shape.

as for naps, yeah, not ideal.. but I have a longstanding reputation of being able to sleep in even the most extreme conditions. It hasn't impacted my sleep cycle(s) yet.

Looks like Greenway by default ...

Expect Tucker to win 6 without Swill recuiting support.

tGreenWay wrote:It’s bad enough that Bob can’t run without having to worry about snapping an ankle, but the heavy construction equipment makes the earth vibrate, which only adds to the noise that’s already keeping Bob from getting any quality sleep during his three daily naps. Sad!

Seems like this would help you in certain situations.

I have it worse because I work from home and barely leave the house and now a trip to kroger is a big deal and my only contact with humanity.
I see you pajama pants lady... those crocs are really doing something for your canckles.

I have it the best because I work from home and barely leave the house and now a trip to kroger is a big deal and my only contact with humanity.

Motown Spartan wrote:

Travis of the Cosmos wrote:I have it the best because I work from home and barely leave the house and now a trip to kroger is a big deal and my only contact with humanity.

I don't know man, my seven mile drive along the shore of Lake Superior is pretty fantastic.

In the summer

The Pantry wrote:

Motown Spartan wrote:

I don't know man, my seven mile drive along the shore of Lake Superior is pretty fantastic.

In the summer

Maybe he uses a snowmoblie?