Ok, good idea. Don't shove the 21 K up your ass

Or in your underwear for that matter.

http://www.lansingstatejournal.com/viewart/20140809/NEWS02/308090048/Woman-78-caught-cash-girdle-Detroit-airport

“She stated that she did not wire the proceeds to the Philippines this time because she thought it was safer to carry the money,” according to the complaint.

She was gambling that no one wanted to frisk a 78 year-old woman.

I heard Blanch could only fit $10k up his ass, but then again, he was using quarters.

I.B. Fine wrote:I heard Blanch could only fit $10k up his ass, but then again, he was using quarters.

I can't put laughing smiley on. I'm on mobile. Be this was funny.

Hey I know how now.

DWags wrote:Or in your underwear for that matter.

http://www.lansingstatejournal.com/viewart/20140809/NEWS02/308090048/Woman-78-caught-cash-girdle-Detroit-airport

$10k is the limit w/o declaring but I read "The woman hasn’t been charged, but the government in the forfeiture complaint said it wants to keep the money."

WTH would the Government get to keep the money if the only thing she did wrong was not declare? Am I reading this wrong?

Snake Plissken wrote:
$10k is the limit w/o declaring but I read "The woman hasn’t been charged, but the government in the forfeiture complaint said it wants to keep the money."

WTH would the Government get to keep the money if the only thing she did wrong was not declare? Am I reading this wrong?

The government always gets to keep the money. Try fighting for it in a court and your attorney will end up taking whatever you have left.

So, our government is no different than the terrorist.

InTenSity wrote:So, our government is no different than the terrorist.

bingo, except that our government can make up laws to do whatever the **** they want to. Terrorists just have to try shit out and see what happens.

It's kind of fucked up. What business sites the government have if I take $15k cash with me? Rich can take whatever the **** they want on private flights, right?

InTenSity wrote:It's kind of fucked up. What business sites the government have if I take $15k cash with me? Rich can take whatever the **** they want on private flights, right?

They still have to go through customs, but they probably transfer it all electronically anyway with the help of their corrupt banker buddies.

Bob, you're slipping

Jake from State Farm wrote:

They still have to go through customs, but they probably transfer it all electronically anyway with the help of their corrupt banker buddies.

I've been on one of those flights, they don't check shit. At least not the day I was there.

You could fly duffel bags full of cash/drugs/Pokémon cards, or whatever. Or a corpse, a fugitive, whatever.

But, I did flash my tRCMB card, so maybe that's why we got preferential treatment. Does the tSwill have a frequent flier card?

Rodeo Burger wrote:

I've been on one of those flights, they don't check shit.  At least not the day I was there.

You could fly duffel bags full of cash/drugs/Pokémon cards, or whatever.  Or a corpse, a fugitive, whatever.

But, I did flash my tRCMB card, so maybe that's why we got preferential treatment.  Does the tSwill have a frequent flier card?

I have a friend who adopted from Russia. It was really fucked up. They took the boy home and while they were there his sister was in the orphanage. They fell in love with her. They couldnt'take her home so for a year they were upset. Guy went back, the next year, he had to bribe so many people. The Greek Orthodox church he belongs to helped him. He told me he had ten grand strapped to his stomach through all of the shit. He bribed the people he needed to bribe. Both kids are seniors in h.s. this year, doing very well. Anyway,that's my cool story bro.

SeeRockCity wrote:Bob, you're slipping

Bob doesn't work weekends. Only posts during a work day.

DWags wrote:

I can't put laughing smiley on. I'm on mobile. Be this was funny.

because I shit money??

Look, If thats your sense of humor, I got an entire msg board you should visit.

Blanch32 wrote:

because I shit money??

Look, If thats your sense of humor, I got an entire msg board you should visit.  

I think the joke is that he was inferring that you like to insert penises and other objects into your butthole. I could be wrong though.

Travis of the Cosmos wrote:
I think the joke is that he was inferring that you like to insert penises and other objects into your butthole. I could be wrong though.

In that case this is the right board since no homo jokes are allowed over there