Have we always been dumb?

DWags wrote:

Turtleneck wrote:There

is a good chance the first guy is GreenWay.

Well, full disclosure, I knew that drunk driving laws were needed and useful. But I can’t say that I stopped drinking and driving until probably my mid-20s. May be a couple years after. I can say for 30+ years I’ve never driven after I’ve had more than one drink.

These people are idiots, arguing against the law, or, worse, not understanding why we need it. It’s the absolute same mentality of the idiots not understanding why we need gun laws.

tGreenWay wrote:That’s cousin Corny! We call him Corny on account of his name being Cornelius and all. Plus, he prit’near died twice in his silo. Dropped right through two stories of corn kernels. We thought he darn near drowned in corn, but Doc said he’d’a been dead from suffocatin and whatnot.  But Corny ain’t been right in the head since that second accident kept him from breathing to his brain and all.

Trapper Gus wrote:

tGreenWay wrote:That’s cousin Corny! We call him Corny on account of his name being Cornelius and all. Plus, he prit’near died twice in his silo. Dropped right through two stories of corn kernels. We thought he darn near drowned in corn, but Doc said he’d’a been dead from suffocatin and whatnot.  But Corny ain’t been right in the head since that second accident kept him from breathing to his brain and all.

And I thought it was some football player.

Turtleneck wrote:Sorry about your cousin Corny, GreenWay. Silo accidents are surprisingly common. Regulators failed Corny and so many others.

Trapper Gus wrote:

Turtleneck wrote:Sorry about your cousin Corny, GreenWay. Silo accidents are surprisingly common. Regulators failed Corny and so many others.

Farming is one of the more dangerous occupations.

Turtleneck wrote:Stop defending him, TG. He gets paid to post content here and all we get is “a woman at work brought her dog to the office but then had to stop.” WTF is that? Noting about the dog becoming CFO, or the dog’s affair with sales manager Tina’s dog.

Turtleneck wrote:Can we gHost back to help AMJ with his story telling? If AMJ was part of the team that raided Bin Laden’s compound he would just say, “I flew in a helicopter in Pakistan once.” That would be it.

Turtleneck wrote:Sorry about your cousin Corny, GreenWay. Silo accidents are surprisingly common. Regulators failed Corny and so many others.

Turtleneck wrote:It was a golden retriever, TG. So the gold was very visible.

tGreenWay wrote:

Turtleneck wrote:Sorry about your cousin Corny, GreenWay. Silo accidents are surprisingly common. Regulators failed Corny and so many others.

Corny don’t even know how dumb he is on account of him being so dumb.

“I think Democrats are pro-life and Republicans are against it,” said one participant in Ohio, when asked what Democrats and Republicans believe on abortion.

In Michigan, a woman was asked how the two parties differ on abortion and how she would describe each party’s position.

“I’m not sure,” the woman answered. “I really haven’t basically heard anything about which party is leaning toward it and which one isn’t.” When the focus group moderator pressed her to guess, she answered: “If I had to guess, I would say Democrat would probably be against it and Republican probably would be for it.”

In North Carolina, a participant said she wasn’t sure where the parties stand on abortion and had been surprised Roe v. Wade was overturned under a Democrat.

“Okay, but did Joe Biden have a say in whether or not it was overturned?” the focus group moderator asked.

“No, but he helped get the Supreme judges where they are.” The moderator then informed the woman that the most recent judges came in under Donald Trump.

Trapper Gus wrote:Another entry in the "too dumb" catagory ...