What amount of money would it take for you to become a full on blue?

Like, you cut all allegiances. You think it’s acceptable, even right, that Michigan players ran in front of the msu team. You hate msu. You think that Desmond was tripped. You cheer for harbaugh unironically. You pretend to hate Ohio state but really, you don’t. The whole thing.

How much money would take take?

Personally, if you give me enough money to retire right now, yeah I’ll cheer for whoever you want who cares go make my tee time for tomorrow while I root for this touchdown or whatever

Not interested.

AvgMSUJoe wrote:50 mil gets me multiple beach homes and a plane to fly between them.

You gotta watch their games 12-13 times a year, but no one says you can’t do it from your phone on your jet. Smart.

AvgMSUJoe wrote:Frankly, many if not most um graduate people I know really don't give a shit about sports. So, if I could just be a snooty goofball, that would be best.

No, sorry, you gotta be a real blue. You will need an mgoblog log in

Only a blue would ask this question.

also tacos

Turtleneck wrote:Only a blue would ask this question.

Only a blue would be scared to answer honestly

I did

AvgMSUJoe wrote:Frankly, many if not most um graduate people I know really don't give a shit about sports. So, if I could just be a snooty goofball, that would be best.

I've often said that most U of M grads are too smart to care about football

Would I also have to be a fan of Ted Kaczynski?

I answered no amount of money. I'll turn down that offer, then I'll win a really high Powerball and have more money than I"ll ever need, and stay a Spartan.

kingstonlake wrote:Would I also have to be a fan of Ted Kaczynski?

I think that’s part of the package, yes

$10,000,000

Final offer.

My luck, I’d take the deal from the devil for $50 million a d a day later I’d win the 1.5 billion dollar lottery and I wouldn’t enjoy it be ause I’d still have to be a blue.

DWags wrote:My luck, I’d take the deal from the devil for $50 million a d a day later I’d win the 1.5 billion dollar lottery and I wouldn’t enjoy it be ause I’d still have to be a blue. 

This was inspired by your post actually. It started as “would you rather we continue our current trajectory at football and you get $5 million or would you rather we jumpstart our trajectory and you get nothing” but I changed it to what you see here because I thought that the money was too easy if a choice in that case.

Travis of the Cosmos wrote:

DWags wrote:My luck, I’d take the deal from the devil for $50 million a d a day later I’d win the 1.5 billion dollar lottery and I wouldn’t enjoy it be ause I’d still have to be a blue. 

This was inspired by your post actually. It started as “would you rather we continue our current trajectory at football and you get $5 million or would you rather we jumpstart our trajectory and you get nothing” but I changed it to what you see here because I thought that the money was too easy if a choice in that case.

Like I remember shit I post when I’m 8 bud lights deep.

Dumbest question in the history of the internet.

Nordic wrote:Dumbest question in the history of the internet.

I believe that for the right price I could get you to do anything nordic.

Anything.

MiamiSpartan wrote:I answered no amount of money. I'll turn down that offer, then I'll win a really high Powerball and have more money than I"ll ever need, and stay a Spartan.

This is how it’s done.

Travis of the Cosmos wrote:

Nordic wrote:Dumbest question in the history of the internet.

I believe that for the right price I could get you to do anything nordic.

Anything.

Be honest. All you really want Nordy to do is dig you a deeper pit.

Six figures gets me there, if I'm being honest. Kinda wish I would've lied, but oh well.

I would go full Buckeye before I went full blue.

back 2 back big ten ships/playoffs sounds fun

Other Teams Pursuing That wrote:back 2 back big ten ships/playoffs sounds fun

Knock it off.

If I am going to get paid to watch the GD skunkbears I want the maximum amount offered.

Other Teams Pursuing That wrote:back 2 back big ten ships/playoffs sounds fun

Dantonio showed us that’s possible. Don’t need to sell your soul, just need to believe.

Floyd Robertson wrote:I would go full Buckeye before I went full blue.

$0 for that. Not an option.

DWags wrote:

Other Teams Pursuing That wrote:back 2 back big ten ships/playoffs sounds fun

Dantonio showed us that’s possible.  Don’t need to sell your soul, just need to believe.

But how much would you sell your soul for? Come on, there’s a price, be real.

Travis of the Cosmos wrote:

DWags wrote:


Dantonio showed us that’s possible.  Don’t need to sell your soul, just need to believe.

But how much would you sell your soul for? Come on, there’s a price, be real.

Selling your soul is more permanent than cheering for Michigan.

As to which is worse, the devil is in the details.

Trapper Gus wrote:If I am going to get paid to watch the GD skunkbears I want the maximum amount offered.

Trapper, that’s not really the question. Yes, if my job said to me should we pay you $17 today or $1.2 billion I would take the 1.2 billion. The question is at what point do you say fuck it yeah I’m in go Michigan

Travis of the Cosmos wrote:

Trapper Gus wrote:If I am going to get paid to watch the GD skunkbears I want the maximum amount offered.

Trapper, that’s not really the question. Yes, if my job said to me should we pay you $17 today or $1.2 billion I would take the 1.2 billion. The question is at what point do you say fuck it yeah I’m in go Michigan

Same answer.

Something that would make me part of the 0.00001%

It might be possible to give the appearance that you're fully bought in, but wouldn't full allegiance require your brain to be altered, chemically or surgically?

Pervis Muldoon wrote:It might be possible to give the appearance that you're fully bought in, but wouldn't full allegiance require your brain to be altered, chemically or surgically?

Look, if you are caught doing anything other than fully buying in you will be immediately executed on sight. All money and assets stripped and your family will be left more destitute than they were before. You could try that game but it’s dangerous.

Pervis Muldoon wrote:It might be possible to give the appearance that you're fully bought in, but wouldn't full allegiance require your brain to be altered, chemically or surgically?

Brainwashing could do it.

That is mind altering but not chemicals or surgery involved.

Floyd Robertson wrote:I would go full Buckeye before I went full blue.

Everybody knows you never go full Buckeye.

Come on people. Travis has an actual jug as his avatar. He obviously has already bought in.