HOT OR NOT: Seattle lawn chair humper

http://www.thesmokinggun.com/buster/Seattle-lawn-chair-humper-576432



I say hot.

Not

She sounds hideous.

Not

Jake from State Farm wrote:She sounds hideous.

That's because she's a guy

My hope is that the lawn chairs had covers...

people are such prudes. just let her **** your lawn chair and be on her way. no need to call the cops.

goodbar wrote:people are such prudes. just let her **** your lawn chair and be on her way. no need to call the cops.

I'm setting up chairs in my driveway as I type this. Hopefully this behavior catches on.

Brock Middlebrook wrote:

I'm setting up chairs in my driveway as I type this.  Hopefully this behavior catches on.

  you're setting a skankaholic trap.

"ssshhhhh.....be veeeewy, veeeewy qwui-et..."

Brock Middlebrook wrote:

I'm setting up chairs in my driveway as I type this. Hopefully this behavior catches on.

I'm setting out orange cones.

tGreenWay wrote:

I'm setting out orange cones.  

I'm not sure the ladies will mistake those for Sybians, but you can give it try.

tGreenWay wrote:

I'm setting out orange cones.  

Why are you hanging out with UM's offensive line?

That woman has a dick, bro

Turtleneck wrote:

Why are you hanging out with UM's offensive line?

Those aren't orange cones; they're dunce caps.

Floyd Robertson wrote:

I'm not sure the ladies will mistake those for Sybians, but you can give it try.

I'm going to lay under the cone and stick my pecker out of the cone hole. Some drunk woman is bound to fall for it, or maybe on it.

tGreenWay wrote:

I'm going to lay under the cone and stick my pecker out of the cone hole.  Some drunk woman is bound to fall for it, or maybe on it.    

Or some dude. That's the danger of glory holes bro. Been there done that.

Or.... wait.... what?

Travis of the Cosmos wrote:
Or some dude. That's the danger of glory holes bro. Been there done that.

Or.... wait.... what?

Seems like you would've known it was a dude when his dick came trough the hole. Eh. I'll give ya a pass, we all make mistakes.

Travis of the Cosmos wrote:
Or some dude. That's the danger of glory holes bro. Been there done that.

Or.... wait.... what?

Welp, then the game changes from conehole to cornhole. Either way, somebody's getting some.

Oops, have I said too much?

goodbar wrote:

Seems like you would've known it was a dude when his dick came trough the hole. Eh. I'll give ya a pass, we all make mistakes.

Is your name Michelle Bachmann?

tGreenWay wrote:

I'm going to lay under the cone and stick my pecker out of the cone hole. Some drunk woman is bound to fall for it, or maybe on it.

Might as well just paint your penis like a dentist's drill and see what kinda of wacky shit happens.

Roger Waymeth wrote:

Might as well just paint your penis like a dentist's drill and see what kinda of wacky shit happens.

Sounds like a plan, as long as she doesn't spit and rinse in front of me afterward.

Jake from State Farm wrote:She sounds hideous.

she looks worse