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Packers vs Seahawks.      

The Green Bay Packers start their season tonight.  I'm predicting a 12-4 record which will earn them back-to-back conference titles (loses to @Seattle, @New Orleans, @Chicago, Philly).

GO HAWKS!

The Packers can pucker up and smooch my pasty white, hairy, pimply buttocks.

tGreenWay wrote:The Packers can pucker up and smooch my pasty white, hairy, pimply buttocks.
 

If you drizzle melted cheese and Miller Lite over you buttocks, I bet you could get a bunch of fans to pucker-up. Toss in a soft pretzel as a reward, and whole state will line-up behind you.

Turtleneck wrote:

If you drizzle melted cheese and Miller Lite over you buttocks, I bet you could get a bunch of fans to pucker-up. Toss in a soft pretzel as a reward, and whole state will line-up behind you.

you could call it Packtine.

Packers 13-3 Superbowl victors.

I feel pretty confident about this.