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Am I the oldest fuck on here?

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Post by Frank Ricard Wed 8 Oct 2014 - 1:05

In another thread, there was a current picture of Bo Derek in it and I admitted that even tho she's probably close to 60 by now, I'd still fuck her eyeballs out.Am I the oldest fuck on here? 3557613862

In another thread, you people were talking about watching children shows, I watch them too, but it's with my grandkids.

So I'm either very immature for my age or you people need to grow the hell up. And, btw, get off my lawn Am I the oldest fuck on here? 1811933421
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Post by Rocinante Wed 8 Oct 2014 - 1:08

Let's do a poll!!
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Post by WhiteBoyHatcher Wed 8 Oct 2014 - 1:19

You should probably die already.
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Post by Frank Ricard Wed 8 Oct 2014 - 1:22

WhiteBoyHatcher wrote:You should probably die already.

Too late. When you die, you post on tswill
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Post by Ass Dan Wed 8 Oct 2014 - 1:26

Isn't Bo Derek dead? Or is that farrah faucet? I know dad cried when that one died. Whatever.
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Post by Jethro Bodeen Wed 8 Oct 2014 - 2:00

Ass Dan wrote:Isn't Bo Derek dead? Or is that farrah faucet? I know  dad cried when that one died. Whatever.

Farrah Fawcett died of Anal Cancer.  Which means she liked it in the ass.

Farrah's Backdoor Bang
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Post by Ass Dan Wed 8 Oct 2014 - 2:01

Thanks for clearing that up Jethro.

Glad to know there was a time when classy broads took it in the pooper
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Post by kingstonlake Wed 8 Oct 2014 - 2:08

No. But your schtick is.
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Post by 75alum Wed 8 Oct 2014 - 8:02

Frank Ricard wrote:In another thread, there was a current picture of Bo Derek in it and I admitted that even tho she's probably close to 60 by now, I'd still fuck her eyeballs out.Am I the oldest fuck on here? 3557613862

In another thread, you people were talking about watching children shows, I watch them too, but it's with my grandkids.

So I'm either very immature for my age or you people need to grow the hell up.  And, btw, get off my lawn Am I the oldest fuck on here? 1811933421
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Too late.  When you die, you post on tswill
I was a deadpool candidate on the board before 24/7 so..... Well there's my answer.  This is 75alum reporting from Hell for tswill....
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Post by Other Teams Pursuing That Wed 8 Oct 2014 - 13:04

Older than my ass I reckon
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Post by Venice Wed 8 Oct 2014 - 15:15

Ike had been President for four months when I was born
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Post by DWags Wed 8 Oct 2014 - 16:02

Venice wrote:Ike had been President for four months when I was born

I saw John Kennedy in a parade in Milwaukee. Watched in horror as his brother was killed. Witnessd the moon landing, sat by the t.v. in disbelief as Nixon resigned. Saw Walter Cronkite say we couldn't win Vietnam, watched O.J. Simpson in Spartan Stadium, enjoyed our last football National Championship, put gas in my car with a pump that didn't go up to triple digits as far as money, only double digits, and remember when I could go into a McDonalds get a burger fries and a drink and get change back for my dollar. Oh, and I also remember real hair bushes.
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Post by LoneWolfSparty Wed 8 Oct 2014 - 16:25

Crap. Some of you are older than dirt.
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Post by Nommad2 Wed 8 Oct 2014 - 16:48

DWags wrote:

 Oh, and I also remember real hair bushes.  
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Post by Rocinante Wed 8 Oct 2014 - 17:26

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Did somebody say hairy snatch!?!
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Post by Snake Plissken Wed 8 Oct 2014 - 18:11

Rocinante wrote:

Did somebody say hairy snatch!?!

Say it? We saw it
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Post by SPARTASOTAN Thu 9 Oct 2014 - 3:55

Rocinante wrote:

Did somebody say hairy snatch!?!
Man, I can't tell you how much time I used to spend picking those out of my teeth. Fyi-inspired the creation of floss
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