Florida women has new place to hide the liquor she steals. NSFW
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Florida women has new place to hide the liquor she steals. NSFW
Son, this is how we do things downtown.
I aint putting my mouth on that bottle.
I aint putting my mouth on that bottle.
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Re: Florida women has new place to hide the liquor she steals. NSFW
I think Sean from the comments puts it best....
So many things wrong here. 1. Why is she stealing with her kid right there? 2. How did a kid getin a liquor store anyway? 3. Why is she stealing cheap brandy instead of a high name brand? 4.How deep is that pvssy that a square pint bottle can fit in it? 5. Does she know that if and when her young son gets caught stealing that he'll say " I saw my mama stick a pint of E & J in her privates and I thought I wouldn't get caught"? Fathers and mothers, be in your kids lives and pray incessantly together.
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Re: Florida women has new place to hide the liquor she steals. NSFW
Sad on so many levels but funny too
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Re: Florida women has new place to hide the liquor she steals. NSFW
gHost Spartan wrote:As a former criminal defense attorney and prosecutor, I will say that this is commonplace. Not necessarily stealing while using the vagina as a hiding place, but using the vagina as a makeshift storage facility. Many, many women hide contraband in their vagina. Men typically use their anus.
This is just another reminder that sometimes we need to reflect and consider how fortunate we are compared to others. Last night I had a great text conversation with my good friend. He is an amateur race car driver and he races quite a bit. I reminded him (after I watched the video he emailed me) that we are fortunate, that we live better than most people in the world. This poor woman, that poor child, such wretched, miserable lives. It's doubtful that that mother can provide her child with the proper and necessary nurturing to give the child a chance in life.
Good post ghost. Outside of your first paragraph. But it's true. Our society needs to do better and give these people a chance. I had a chance. They deserve one too.
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AMwood wrote:on
In with the tongue though, there could be some spilt hootch up in that hootch
Brock Middlebrook- Geronte
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she must dig a Lady's Man.
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If you're in a liquor store and the vodka you selected to buy smells like it sat on a shelf in a sushi bar, you might be in Florida...
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