Okay, I occasionally - rarely, but occasionally - venture to ESPN.com

Piss off, DWags.

And occasionally I find stuff of interest (NOTE TO BOBBY SAK! OBSESSION ALERT!!!). This piece in ESPN the Magazine, for example, on Jim Harbaugh, a/k/a "The Chosen One" amongst many scUMers. Sounds to me like he'd no more come back to college without a Super Bowl ring than I would move to Russia. (Which is to say, no. Just no.)

Jim Harbaugh comfortable in chaos

Sounds like a massive dick. And, no matter what happens, even if he came to scUM his tenure at AA would be brief, and I don't think he would beat Coach D. So bring it, fucker, I say.