Bump when you get laid

by Youngblood 96 2014-04-26, 16:32

Might as well get this thread started, since this board is full of playas. bounce

by **Rocinante** 2014-04-26, 16:48

I just spanked it a while ago.

by **Turtleneck** 2014-04-26, 16:54

Youngblood 96 wrote:Might as well get this thread started, since this board is full of playas.

Because of the nature of the posters here - wealthy, intelligent, and incredibly handsome - I'm not sure Forumotion has the capacity to support a thread like this.

by Brock Middlebrook 2014-04-26, 16:55

I got half a bjer this morning b/f the kids woke up Bump when you get laid 2130724145

by Guest 2014-04-26, 16:57

Brock Middlebrook wrote:I got half a bjer this morning b/f the kids woke up

by dubie7006 2014-04-26, 19:36

Bumping for last night...a little bday action :banana:

by **Blanch32** 2014-04-27, 18:03

Banged all morning until 3 pm yesterday and again today until 2 pm. Threesome scheduled for tues

by **Turtleneck** 2014-04-27, 18:12

blanch32 wrote:Banged all morning until 3 pm yesterday and again today until 2 pm. Threesome scheduled for tues

For the threesome, do you just switch on and off between your left and right hands?

by **Blanch32** 2014-04-27, 18:18

Turtleneck wrote:

For the threesome, do you just switch on and off between your left and right hands?

Use use both at the same time. See I'm ambidextrous with my finger blasting

by Cosmo_Kramer 2014-04-27, 18:53

by **Ass Dan** 2014-04-27, 19:02

Bump. Tried for the backdoor, denied once again

by Guest 2014-04-27, 19:03

blanch32 wrote:Banged all morning until 3 pm yesterday and again today until 2 pm. Threesome scheduled for tues

I feel sorry for those dudes.

by **Blanch32** 2014-04-28, 12:04

Plate of Shrimp wrote:
I feel sorry for those dudes.

Plate. You saw my talents first hand when I picked up that blonde after the 2009 title game

by TrueGreenSpartan 2014-04-28, 12:08

Ass Dan wrote:Bump. Tried for the backdoor, denied once again

Is she a UM student? :Scared: (we need that smiley)

by Guest 2014-04-28, 14:41

blanch32 wrote:

Plate. You saw my talents first hand when I picked up that blonde after the 2009 title game

No offense, but that girl didn't have 2 braincells to rub together.

by LoneWolfSparty 2014-04-28, 14:52

Plate of Shrimp wrote:
No offense, but that girl didn't have 2 braincells to rub together.

Plus he was paying her.....

by gvsparty 2014-04-28, 15:02

Bump, just saw a hot babe at work.

by **Blanch32** 2014-04-28, 15:47

Plate of Shrimp wrote:
No offense, but that girl didn't have 2 braincells to rub together.

...and that matters BC?

by **Blanch32** 2014-04-28, 15:48

LoneWolfSparty wrote:

Plus he was paying her.....

Bee's obsession continued...

by Guest 2014-04-28, 19:29

blanch32 wrote:

...and that matters BC?

Listen, I'll give it to you she was hot, and you had the balls to go after it and get a date... but you could have told that girl (not a woman, mind you) you were the Mayor of Canada and she would have believed you.

I'll never question your fearlessness or tenacity when it come to women, it's your maturity and obliviousness towards them I question.

Yours are the tales that washed-up old has-beens tell to impress teenagers before buying them beer and creeping out their girlfriends... but hey if it works for you, good luck. I just wonder about the depths of sadness a man has when he comes to a message board to tell other people he doesn't know that he has a threesome scheduled for tuesday.

Stay gold, Ponyboy.

by **Dendrobates** 2014-04-28, 19:37

I got it on with Guest but it was fucking terrible. Dude has no clue what he's doing. I guess I have to pull out my vibrator to finish the job. Bump when you get laid 3434560931

by **Ass Dan** 2014-04-28, 19:38

TrueGreenSpartan wrote:

Is she a UM student? :Scared: (we need that smiley)

Indeed, don't h8 bro

by dubie7006 2014-04-28, 20:41

Dendrobates wrote:I got it on with Guest but it was fucking terrible. Dude has no clue what he's doing. I guess I have to pull out my vibrator to finish the job.

Still almost works...

by **Blanch32** 2014-04-28, 22:49

Plate of Shrimp wrote:
Listen, I'll give it to you she was hot, and you had the balls to go after it and get a date... but you could have told that girl (not a woman, mind you) you were the Mayor of Canada and she would have believed you.

I'll never question your fearlessness or tenacity when it come to women, it's your maturity and obliviousness towards them I question.

Yours are the tales that washed-up old has-beens tell to impress teenagers before buying them beer and creeping out their girlfriends... but hey if it works for you, good luck. I just wonder about the depths of sadness a man has when he comes to a message board to tell other people he doesn't know that he has a threesome scheduled for tuesday.

Stay gold, Ponyboy.

Wait there's teenagers with gfs that need beer on tswill??

by Guest 2014-04-28, 22:51

dubie7006 wrote:

Still almost works...

BUMP, nothing better than fucking after 2 finals. tongue

by Cosmo_Kramer 2014-04-28, 22:52

Great sesh. Bill Burr was on in the background lolol

by **Heat Miser** 2014-04-28, 22:52

SpartanDawgs265 wrote:
dubie7006 wrote:

Still almost works...
BUMP, nothing better than fucking after 2 finals.

What about your ban request buddy?

by Guest 2014-04-28, 22:53

Heat Miser wrote:
What about your ban request buddy?

I rescinded it if you look at the original thread. I have a evening off, back on the grind tomorrow. My post count is now done to like 35.76 per day according to my stats. PROGRESS Bump when you get laid 969504605

by Notorious GiB 2014-04-28, 22:56

SpartanDawgs265 wrote:
I rescinded it if you look at the original thread. I have a evening off, back on the grind tomorrow. My post count is now done to like 35.76 per day according to my stats. PROGRESS

I'm sure working Subway is a huge grind.

by Guest 2014-04-28, 22:59

Notorious GiB wrote:

I'm sure working Subway is a huge grind.

I don't work because I have enough money for any thing I desire. Although, I ate at Subway today. 6 inch chicken Teriyaki, toasted twice as long with extra bacon tongue

by Osmo 2014-04-28, 23:05

Dendrobates wrote:I got it on with Guest but it was fucking terrible. Dude has no clue what he's doing. I guess I have to pull out my vibrator to finish the job.

Just printed this out for later. Bump when you get laid 3434560931

by Jean Valjean 2014-04-30, 03:35

Bump. Thanks for the apothic red wine advice boys

by **pulling69** 2014-04-30, 03:41

Ass Dan wrote:Bump. Tried for the backdoor, denied once again

One would think that with your username the backdoor would be a foregone conclusion Bump when you get laid 2599972566

by **Nommad2** 2014-04-30, 09:36

Dendrobates wrote:I got it on with Guest but it was fucking terrible. Dude has no clue what he's doing. I guess I have to pull out my vibrator to finish the job.

by TheReal_LWS 2019-02-14, 23:55

Bump. You have to love Valentine's day.

by **Tim Wakefield** 2019-02-15, 06:53

My first thought is always to go post on the internet after it happens

by **DWags** 2019-02-15, 06:57

Tim Wakefield wrote:My first thought is always to go post on the internet after it happens

If that was true you young kids would have way more posts than us old guys.

by TheReal_LWS 2019-02-15, 09:38

Tim Wakefield wrote:My first thought is always to go post on the internet after it happens

Yeah. Well it happens a lot more than when I bump this. But last night I thought I'd share. Was getting ready to go to sleep and unwinding after the romp for a few minutes.

by **NigelUno** 2019-02-15, 09:42

TheReal_LWS wrote:
Tim Wakefield wrote:My first thought is always to go post on the internet after it happens

Yeah. Well it happens a lot more than when I bump this. But last night I thought I'd share. Was getting ready to go to sleep and unwinding after the romp for a few minutes.

Sharing personal romantic love stories is so RCMB.

by **Other Teams Pursuing That** 2019-02-15, 11:21

TheReal_LWS wrote:
Tim Wakefield wrote:My first thought is always to go post on the internet after it happens

Yeah. Well it happens a lot more than when I bump this. But last night I thought I'd share. Was getting ready to go to sleep and unwinding after the romp for a few minutes.

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