Woman arrested for maiming after man claims girlfriend tried to bite his penis off

http://www.kjrh.com/news/local-news/woman-arrested-for-maiming-after-man-claims-girlfriend-tried-to-bite-his-penis-off

too tired for appropriate humor

Man that bites.

I mean, it's clear that you've made some poor decisions if you end up with a chick who will do that, but I would beat the bejesus out of a bitch who tried that shit. Attempt of murder, at the least. Laptop to the head, whatever, if my dick is in danger, I'm fighting like it's my life on the line, any and all blunt objects are fair game, and that bitch has to go.

When it comes right down to it, would you rather be in jail with your junk in tact, or free with no dick and balls? Choice seems clear to me.