Re: 2015 Swill Tourney Pick'Em

by **Other Teams Pursuing That** 2015-03-16, 22:42

Signed up, will fill out the bracket later.

by **Robert J Sakimano** 2015-03-17, 07:26

The Pantry wrote:They ask for your phone #. A lot of people balk at that.

In my experience them having my # hasn't caused any problems

they told me I didn't put in a "valid mobile number".. which was 100% correct.

by WhiteGreenShow 2015-03-17, 08:15

I'm in

by **SeeRockCity** 2015-03-17, 08:36

WhiteGreenShow wrote:I'm in

Sweet! Belated welcome to tSwill WGS. Post more :)

by **Rocinante** 2015-03-17, 11:26

Yahoo is even more of a cesspool than this place... yeeeesh.

by Rodeo Burger 2015-03-17, 16:59

I'm in. I'd wish you all luck, but history indicates you won't need it against me.

by **Rocinante** 2015-03-18, 10:49

My West Bracket is the only one that's not essentially chalk. I have Wofford and Mississippi in the sweet 16.

by CheesySpartan 2015-03-18, 11:09

by **Snake Plissken** 2015-03-18, 20:25

Rocinante wrote: I have Wofford and Mississippi in the sweet 16.

You almost made me spit up good bourbon

by **Gomer** 2015-03-18, 23:36

Full Metal Bracket

And I'm just gonna go out there and say it, I feel like I went full retread on this one.

by **The Pantry** 2015-03-19, 00:22

Gomer wrote:Full Metal Bracket

And I'm just gonna go out there and say it, I feel like I went full retread on this one.

Sorry. I'm gonna remove your bracket if you don't edit the name to comply with the rules stated in the OP and at Yahoo : )

by **CORNER BLITZ** 2015-03-19, 01:24

by SpartanGuard 2015-03-19, 07:23

I know I've been quiet on here lately, but I'm in.

by **Rocinante** 2015-03-19, 20:43

3 of 8 correct picks. I am never good but this is the worst I've ever started.

by **The Pantry** 2015-03-19, 23:03

Rocinante wrote:3 of 8 correct picks. I am never good but this is the worst I've ever started.

Fuck your bracket. Fuck my bracket.

Should I eliminate Gomer's bracket because he couldn't follow simple instructions?

by **SeeRockCity** 2015-03-20, 00:35

The Pantry wrote:
Rocinante wrote:3 of 8 correct picks. I am never good but this is the worst I've ever started.
Fuck your bracket. Fuck my bracket.

Should I eliminate Gomer's bracket because he couldn't follow simple instructions?

Seems like a poll might be in order.

by **Snake Plissken** 2015-03-20, 18:34

The Pantry wrote:Fuck your bracket. Fuck my bracket.

Should I eliminate Gomer's bracket because he couldn't follow simple instructions?

He's the only guy that didn't follow the directions. I say fuck him 2015 Swill Tourney Pick'Em - Page 2 2943907172

by **Snake Plissken** 2015-03-20, 18:36

Snake Plissken wrote:He's the only guy that didn't follow the directions. I say fuck him

After further review your instructions on the pool use the word may: "Failure to do both may result in your bracket being nuked without notice at any time". I'm a very black and white guy. Had you said will result I'd said he gone but since you said may let's just make him buy us all a beer if we ever meet up in person. 2015 Swill Tourney Pick'Em - Page 2 969504605

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by Guest 2015-03-20, 18:46

Snake Plissken wrote: Had you said will result I'd said he gone but since you said may let's just make him buy us all a ~~beer~~ hooker if we ever meet up in person.

FIFY

by **The Pantry** 2015-03-20, 19:49

Snake Plissken wrote:
After further review your instructions on the pool use the word may: "Failure to do both may result in your bracket being nuked without notice at any time". I'm a very black and white guy. Had you said will result I'd said he gone but since you said may let's just make him buy us all a beer if we ever meet up in person.

The instructions are there to keep random ~~asshats~~ non-forum-members from joining the pool and so everyone knows whose bracket is whose. Have commissioned many of these pools over the years on tTurd and another sports forum. Stupid cutesy bracket names like 'Full Metal Bracket' are okay as long as the user attaches their forum name to it.

Settled on the word 'may' in the instructions to allow my discretion in banning or removing brackets. For instance, Strangelove has a bracket and has not posted in this thread. I've liked his posts for years and know it's him, so he gets a pass. Gomer, on the other hand, is a flaming a-hole with some sort of Napolean complex and feels he is above 'the rules'. Actually voted for him to be a mod here but then realized he's just another food Nazi, unwilling to get his hands dirty. His delusion that cow poop is always in the milk prove he doesn't know a fucking thing about raw dairy

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by **Snake Plissken** 2015-03-20, 20:38

The Pantry wrote:
The instructions are there to keep random ~~asshats~~ non-forum-members from joining the pool and so everyone knows whose bracket is whose. Have commissioned many of these pools over the years on tTurd and another sports forum. Stupid cutesy bracket names like 'Full Metal Bracket' are okay as long as the user attaches their forum name to it.

Settled on the word 'may' in the instructions to allow my discretion in banning or removing brackets. For instance, Strangelove has a bracket and has not posted in this thread. I've liked his posts for years and know it's him, so he gets a pass. Gomer, on the other hand, is a flaming a-hole with some sort of Napolean complex and feels he is above 'the rules'. Actually voted for him to be a mod here but then realized he's just another food Nazi, unwilling to get his hands dirty. His delusion that cow poop is always in the milk prove he doesn't know a fucking thing about raw dairy

Well...what are you waiting for? Boot him.

by **Gomer** 2015-03-20, 22:53

Snake Plissken wrote:
After further review your instructions on the pool use the word may: "Failure to do both may result in your bracket being nuked without notice at any time". I'm a very black and white guy. Had you said will result I'd said he gone but since you said may let's just make him buy us all a beer if we ever meet up in person.

Hey... as you can see from his post below yours, I'm balls deep in this guy's ear. That's how much in his head I am. Napoleon complex asshole? Really?

As you pointed out, it said "may"... and I tried it with Gomer in it a few ways, but Full Metal Bracket just worked for me. And I posted here immediately to let him know it was me.

Anyway, if this cow turd slurping, anti-vaccing, numbnuts dictator has too many people in his little group; by all means, kick me out. Please. Talk about a power-trip, eh?

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And for all you folks who maybe didn't get the best education and struggle with basic things like physics, biology, anatomy, etc. let me give you a hand lest you sicken yourself; or worse yet, your grandma or neighbor's kid. The milk hole is below the ass hole. Gravity being what it is, shit flows downhill. In case you hadn't heard, poop and poop juice is not good to consume and in fact, can be hazardous to your health. Any of you who thinks consuming it can provide your immune system with superpowers, feel free to come eat the poo out of my cat's litter box for me. There's usually a bumper crop in there.

And jesus christ, Pantry. You've gotten so accustomed to feces in your food you done went and crapped in your own thread 2015 Swill Tourney Pick'Em - Page 2 502811600

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by **SeeRockCity** 2015-03-20, 23:05

So is this Gomer / Pantry feud real? Because if so, it's pretty awesome.

by **The Pantry** 2015-03-20, 23:42

SeeRockCity wrote:So is this Gomer / Pantry feud real? Because if so, it's pretty awesome.

by **Gomer** 2015-03-21, 20:40

by **The Pantry** 2015-03-21, 20:56

Decided it'll be more fun to leave your bracket up, Spanky

by beal99 2015-03-28, 01:38

Number one with a bullet.

by **The Pantry** 2015-03-28, 02:48

beal99 wrote:Number one with a bullet.

Was it you that got 3rd place last tourney?

by beal99 2015-03-28, 09:43

Probably

by **The Pantry** 2015-03-28, 10:07

Did you use the gift certificate to FanaticU? The poster that took 2nd never claimed their certificate

by beal99 2015-03-28, 11:41

by **Snake Plissken** 2015-03-28, 12:12

I just took over 2nd place bitches. I still have 7 of my 8 left. Woooooo

by Guest 2015-03-28, 12:20

Snake Plissken wrote:I just took over 2nd place bitches. I still have 7 of my 8 left. Woooooo

I'm way down there but have 6 of 8 and all of my final 4. I NEED UK to fall tonight though.

by **Snake Plissken** 2015-03-29, 14:00

LooseGoose wrote:
Snake Plissken wrote:I just took over 2nd place bitches. I still have 7 of my 8 left. Woooooo

I'm way down there but have 6 of 8 and all of my final 4. I NEED UK to fall tonight though.

I just went into the #1 spot. 2015 Swill Tourney Pick'Em - Page 2 4198636888

by **Rocinante** 2015-03-30, 11:16

Don't forget to redeem your big gulp guys.

by **Watch Out Pylon!** 2015-03-30, 13:00

It is impossible for me to finish dead last. F'n A Cotton. F'n A.

by **The Pantry** 2015-04-07, 15:25

Congrats to Izzo Court for taking 1st place!

by **Rocinante** 2015-04-08, 12:06

The Pantry wrote:Congrats to Izzo Court for taking 1st place!

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YAY!!! YOU WON OUR DEEPEST RESPECT!!!!

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