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Study: Chldren that eat chicken on the bone are more aggressive

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Article Study: Chldren that eat chicken on the bone are more aggressive

Post by LoneWolfSparty 5/1/2014, 10:15 am

http://www.breitbart.com/system/wire/upiUPI-20140430-130913-7085

Interesting.

Barbarism is alive and well. I bet BobSak starts cutting up his kids' meat from now on......................
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Post by Rocinante 5/1/2014, 10:22 am

Classic example of correlation =/= causation.
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Article Re: Study: Chldren that eat chicken on the bone are more aggressive

Post by goodbar 5/1/2014, 10:23 am

EAT THAT FUCKING CHICKEN SON! GRABHOLD THAT SUMBITCH AND GNAW IT DOWN TO THE BONE! YEAH! THAT'S IT! GET CARNIVOROUS ON'ER BOY!!!! AW-RIGHT SON! WHOO-YEAH!! THAT'S HOW YA DO'ER!!
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Article Re: Study: Chldren that eat chicken on the bone are more aggressive

Post by Giant Moose 5/1/2014, 10:24 am

Bone. Aggressive.  Study: Chldren that eat chicken on the bone are more aggressive 1494614055 
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Post by Uncle NitNots 5/1/2014, 10:29 am

She don't eat meat but she sure like the bone

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Post by Danny Tanner 5/1/2014, 10:33 am

It's 'cause they always got a bone to pick with someone.
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Article Re: Study: Chldren that eat chicken on the bone are more aggressive

Post by Robert J Sakimano 5/1/2014, 10:34 am

not only does my daughter (sorry Forbin) gnaw charred flesh from a bone.. but she does it while holding a handgun..

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Post by Giant Moose 5/1/2014, 10:41 am

Robert J Sakimano wrote:not only does my daughter (sorry Forbin) gnaw charred flesh from a bone.. but she does it while holding a handgun..

No prayer before she eats? What are you raising!?  Evil or Very Mad Evil or Very Mad Evil or Very Mad 
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Post by Robert J Sakimano 5/1/2014, 10:44 am

Giant Moose wrote:
No prayer before she eats? What are you raising!?  Evil or Very Mad Evil or Very Mad Evil or Very Mad 
sorry.. I thought that it was inherently implied that she was praying as she was gripping her handgun.. it, along with all of our family guns, is a steely source of divine inspiration in our house.

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Post by tTito 5/1/2014, 10:45 am

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MY83JrYud9s

This will be my daughter in a few years.
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Post by Cosmo_Kramer 5/1/2014, 10:50 am

Well you know that I'ma chicken fried
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Article Re: Study: Chldren that eat chicken on the bone are more aggressive

Post by DWags 5/1/2014, 10:51 am

Who the **** decides to study this shit and where do they get the money to do it?

Lets start our own study. How do we apply for a grant?

Hypothesis: Those who spend at least two hours or more on the internet message boards daily, are chubbier, less likely to get sex, and uglier then those who read shit and exercise, but probably better at masterbating.
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Article Re: Study: Chldren that eat chicken on the bone are more aggressive

Post by Black Dutch 5/1/2014, 10:54 am

My soy chicken has a fake bone in it and sometimes I want to murder people that eat meat.
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Article Re: Study: Chldren that eat chicken on the bone are more aggressive

Post by Danny Tanner 5/1/2014, 10:56 am

Cosmo_Kramer wrote:Well you know that I'ma chicken fried

What about that glaring red light in your room?
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Article Re: Study: Chldren that eat chicken on the bone are more aggressive

Post by goodbar 5/1/2014, 11:05 am

Robert J Sakimano wrote:not only does my daughter (sorry Forbin) gnaw charred flesh from a bone.. but she does it while holding a handgun..


Nice work Bob.  Here's what I do: I put a niiiice, biiiiig, American sized chicken leg up on a plate in the center of the table, see?.  Then I takes my two boys an I's has them line up 'bout....oh I don't know... 5 er 6 paces away from'n the table yonder.  Then I lean inta them will all kinds of motivational stuff like how weak they are, how they both posses a bunch of feminine qualities an such. Gits em a'rarein to go.  Then I tell'em that which'en ever one of them don't git to that there chicken leg first is a gonna get the whoopin of their lives.  It teaches them reeeal good 'bout being winners.
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Article Re: Study: Chldren that eat chicken on the bone are more aggressive

Post by Giant Moose 5/1/2014, 11:06 am

DWags wrote:Who the **** decides to study this shit and where do they get the money to do it?

Lets start our own study.   How do we apply for a grant?

Hypothesis:  Those who spend at least two hours or more on the internet message boards daily, are chubbier, less likely to get sex, and uglier then those who read shit and exercise, but probably better at masterbating.  

 Study: Chldren that eat chicken on the bone are more aggressive 1966794946 
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Post by Cosmo_Kramer 5/1/2014, 11:17 am

Danny Tanner wrote:

What about that glaring red light in your room?

Study: Chldren that eat chicken on the bone are more aggressive Seinfeld-gifs-chicken
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Article Re: Study: Chldren that eat chicken on the bone are more aggressive

Post by InTenSity 5/1/2014, 11:30 am

DWags wrote:Who the **** decides to study this shit and where do they get the money to do it?

Lets start our own study.   How do we apply for a grant?

Hypothesis:  Those who spend at least two hours or more on the internet message boards daily, are chubbier, less likely to get sex, and uglier then those who read shit and exercise, but probably better at masterbating.  
Or we're at work.   scratch
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Post by DWags 5/1/2014, 11:36 am

InTenSityX wrote:
Or we're at work.   scratch

Write your own damn study and get your own damn grant.
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Article Re: Study: Chldren that eat chicken on the bone are more aggressive

Post by SpartanStu 5/1/2014, 11:48 am

DWags wrote:Who the **** decides to study this shit and where do they get the money to do it?

Lets start our own study.   How do we apply for a grant?

Hypothesis:  Those who spend at least two hours or more on the internet message boards daily, are chubbier, less likely to get sex, and uglier then those who read shit and exercise, but probably better at masterbating.  

Too late Dwags. That study is already ongoing. Why else was 247 created?  Study: Chldren that eat chicken on the bone are more aggressive 502811600 
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Article Re: Study: Chldren that eat chicken on the bone are more aggressive

Post by LoneWolfSparty 5/1/2014, 11:49 am

Robert J Sakimano wrote:not only does my daughter (sorry Forbin) gnaw charred flesh from a bone.. but she does it while holding a handgun..


Not to one up you but my daughter does the same, while listening to the Bible on tape!  Study: Chldren that eat chicken on the bone are more aggressive 1811933421 
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Article Re: Study: Chldren that eat chicken on the bone are more aggressive

Post by Watch Out Pylon! 5/1/2014, 12:10 pm

I heard Reagan used to suck the marrow from the bones. That's how he defeated communism.
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Post by LoneWolfSparty 5/1/2014, 12:12 pm

Watch Out Pylon! wrote:I heard Reagan used to suck the marrow from the bones. That's how he defeated communism.

Good point. Headed off the lunch. I think I'll get some fried chicken, then get into a fight.
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Post by InTenSity 5/1/2014, 12:19 pm

DWags wrote:

Write your own damn study and get your own damn grant.
Doesn't mean I didn't fit your description.  Suspect
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Post by Robert J Sakimano 5/1/2014, 12:27 pm

goodbar wrote:

Nice work Bob.  Here's what I do: I put a niiiice, biiiiig, American sized chicken leg up on a plate in the center of the table, see?.  Then I takes my two boys an I's has them line up 'bout....oh I don't know... 5 er 6 paces away from'n the table yonder.  Then I lean inta them will all kinds of motivational stuff like how weak they are, how they both posses a bunch of feminine qualities an such. Gits em a'rarein to go.  Then I tell'em that which'en ever one of them don't git to that there chicken leg first is a gonna get the whoopin of their lives.  It teaches them reeeal good 'bout being winners.
that makes you.. and them.. great Americans.

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Post by goodbar 5/1/2014, 12:42 pm

Robert J Sakimano wrote:
that makes you.. and them.. great Americans.


God bless you, Bob. Handsome Caucasian Jesus loves you and yours.
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Post by Robert J Sakimano 5/1/2014, 12:56 pm

goodbar wrote:

God bless you, Bob. Handsome Caucasian Jesus loves you and yours.
gnaw your chicken bone, Sweet Girl.. and clutch your handgun tightly. Wrapeth thyself in the Stars and Stripes and rest comfortably at night, my Angel, knowing that I will continue to protect you

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