Dammit! Post more, Assholes! I'm bored! (fixed)

Come the hell on!

I only take orders from 3 men and you aren't one of them

Have you given thought to masterbation?

Travis of the Cosmos wrote:I only take orders from 3 men and you aren't one of them

lmao, I don't even wanna know.

DWags wrote:Have you given thought to masterbation?

Not since I jacked off two hours ago, but now that you mention it...... brb

Glad to help.

DWags wrote:Glad to help.

Back! Now what?

Travis of the Cosmos wrote:I only take orders from 3 men and you aren't one of them

Is one of them Marc Summers?

It's the weekend loser

tTy wrote:

Not since I jacked off two hours ago, but now that you mention it...... brb

I knew my hangover was over when I made my penis puke out my seed

WhiteBoyHatcher wrote:

Is one of them Marc Summers?

Nah. 

Just my dad, Barack Obama and Vin Diesel.

Travis of the Cosmos wrote:
Nah. 

Just my dad, Barack Obama and Vin Diesel.

I don't know your dad, but the other two are def not dudes....

tTy wrote:

I don't know your dad, but the other two are def not dudes....

Vin Diesel would like to have a word with you about that.

Or not, I dunno. I posted that because I was trying to come up with another guy and a commercial for that movie came on. I would have rolled with Paul Walker but... Too soon. RIP.

I thought this board frowned on moar posting?

LoneWolfSparty wrote:I thought this board frowned on moar posting?

I'll frown on you! Post more, dammit! I'm bored!!!

OK, how much you have in Utah/ Georgetown?

Tell me what I should eat.

Also just did my Bible school lesson for tomorrow morning. Acts 18. An interesting read.

LoneWolfSparty wrote:OK, how much you have in Utah/ Georgetown?

I have 1300 to win 1000 on Ga. St +7.5, that's all I got going right now.

LoneWolfSparty wrote:Tell me what I should eat.

Charcoal grilled backstraps, rare to medium rare, fried tatters, and maybe a salad to balance it all out.

LoneWolfSparty wrote:Also just did my Bible school lesson for tomorrow morning. Acts 18. An interesting read.

I got nothin....

LoneWolfSparty wrote:Also just did my Bible school lesson for tomorrow morning. Acts 18. An interesting read.

Jesus.

Rocinante wrote:

Jesus.

Yup. That's the main character of that book. Good job! Let's play a game, I name a book and you tell me who the main character is. First one... 1984. Go!

Winston?

Rocinante wrote:Winston?

You got it!

I don't want to play anymore.

Travis of the Cosmos wrote:
You got it!

I don't want to play anymore.

I loved him in Charlotte's Web. Also, by the by, "Charlotte" is the name of one of the girls down the street that I wanted to get dirty with when I was in HS. Unfortunately, I never had a shot at her. Fuck!

tTy wrote:

I loved him in Charlotte's Web. Also, by the by, "Charlotte" is the name of one of the girls down the street that I wanted to get dirty with when I was in HS. Unfortunately, I never had a shot at her. Fuck!

Winston is a nice name.

So is Charlotte.

Rocinante wrote:

Winston is a nice name.

99.9% of the people on Earth named Winston are unfuckable due to my sexual orientation, but, that aside, I agree. Great fucking name.

tTy wrote:

I loved him in Charlotte's Web.  Also, by the by, "Charlotte" is the name of one of the girls down the street that I wanted to get dirty with when I was in HS.  Unfortunately, I never had a shot at her.  Fuck!

You should look her up and let her know that you jerked it to her like 457 times when you were in high school. I'm sure she'd like that very much.

Rocinante wrote:So is Charlotte.

Charlotte, on the other hand.... MMMMMMmmmmmmmm.......

Travis of the Cosmos wrote:
You should look her up and let her know that you jerked it to her like 457 times when you were in high school. I'm sure she'd like that very much.

She is a smart broad. I'm sure she already knows....

George Orwell. Give me my damn crown Trivia Crack!

WhiteBoyHatcher wrote:George Orwell. Give me my damn crown Trivia Crack!

You didn't pay attention to the rules.

No, I saw the rules. But Trivia Crack only cares about who the author is. I've never read that damn book. But I do know who wrote it so I can spin again and hopefully land on sports and answer confidently that the NHL team in Chicago is, indeed, called the Blackhawks.

though when it comes to the Bible, Jesus is main character and author!

LoneWolfSparty wrote: though when it comes to the Bible, Jesus is main character and author!

I'm pretty sure that was written by those 4 other dudes tho. You don't get to spin again in trivia crack now.

Lincoln blinkin and nod?

tTy wrote:

Charcoal grilled backstraps, rare to medium rare, fried tatters, and maybe a salad to balance it all out.

No venison thawed out. Went with pinto beans and corn bread. Though I do have slag fixings so I'll take you up on that.

tTy, don't be fading on us. Get your butt back in here!