What Could Go Wrong?

Cool story bro/I need to vent alert:

So my step daughter was due 6/20, living in TN with baby daddy. Baby daddy (truck driver ) & family decide it would be a good idea to drive 12 hours & spend a week at Disney. What could possibly go wrong?

I'll tell you what. You could end up having a C-section in Orlando with all your baby gear back in TN. Dumb fucks.

Stupid hilljacks now think it's ok to drive back to TN with a newborn (only 5 lbs 12 ounces due to being 3 week early thanks to said road trip & Disney "fun") & baby mama full of staples/stitches. Nurse says no travel for at least 2 weeks.

What rides did they go on at Disney Land?

Wow

steveschneider wrote:What rides did they go on at Disney Land?

no way could they have gotten to Disney Land in 12 hours.

steveschneider wrote:What rides did they go on at Disney Land?

Apparently, baby daddy just pushed her around in a wheelchair all day while the rest of the clan enjoyed themselves. Car ride + wheelchair ride likely induce labor.

WhiteBoyHatcher wrote:

steveschneider wrote:What rides did they go on at Disney Land?

no way could they have gotten to Disney Land in 12 hours.

Orlando = Disney World.

lol, one of my best friends in the world chartered some fancy Detroit river cruise for his wedding celebration when my wife was like 39 weeks with #1. We wouldn't even go to that for fear of being stuck out on the water, some 30+ minutes away from our hospital. And I feel like that was pretty common sense.

Heat Miser wrote:Cool story bro/I need to vent alert:

So my step daughter was due 6/20, living in TN with baby daddy. Baby daddy (truck driver ) & family decide it would be a good idea to drive 12 hours & spend a week at Disney. What could possibly go wrong?

I'll tell you what. You could end up having a C-section in Orlando with all your baby gear back in TN. Dumb fucks.

Stupid hilljacks now think it's ok to drive back to TN with a newborn (only 5 lbs 12 ounces due to being 3 week early thanks to said road trip & Disney "fun") & baby mama full of staples/stitches. Nurse says no travel for at least 2 weeks.

So they're UM fans?

Heat Miser wrote:

steveschneider wrote:What rides did they go on at Disney Land?

Apparently, baby daddy just pushed her around in a wheelchair all day while the rest of the clan enjoyed themselves. Car ride + wheelchair ride likely induce labor.

I'm with wbh and have to echo his comment. Wow

I hope they end up alright and that they learn from this.

Turtleneck wrote:

Heat Miser wrote:Cool story bro/I need to vent alert:

So my step daughter was due 6/20, living in TN with baby daddy. Baby daddy (truck driver ) & family decide it would be a good idea to drive 12 hours & spend a week at Disney. What could possibly go wrong?

I'll tell you what. You could end up having a C-section in Orlando with all your baby gear back in TN. Dumb fucks.

Stupid hilljacks now think it's ok to drive back to TN with a newborn (only 5 lbs 12 ounces due to being 3 week early thanks to said road trip & Disney "fun") & baby mama full of staples/stitches. Nurse says no travel for at least 2 weeks.

So they're UM fans?

Trucker boy is a fucking Lady Vols freak. Man card fucking revoked.

EDIT: Mrs Miser is up there trying to inject some common sense into the situation.

Heat Miser wrote:

Turtleneck wrote:

So they're UM fans?

Trucker boy is a fucking Lady Vols freak. Man card fucking revoked.

EDIT: Mrs Miser is up there trying to inject some common sense into the situation.

Was it 2005 when the MSU women's BB team came back from something like 20 down to beat UT in the Final Four? Really thought they had a chance to win it all but got waxed by Baylor in the final.

Damn. People are dumb.

Now it appears Mommy & baby might be coming back to G-pa's house in Miami for a few weeks if they can get an ok from the doctor.

I swear I have seen this porno before.

Sounds like you got some good genes floating around in your family.

Gold

Heat Miser wrote:Now it appears Mommy & baby might be coming back to G-pa's house in Miami for a few weeks if they can get an ok from the doctor.

Heat Miser wrote:Now it appears Mommy & baby might be coming back to G-pa's house in Miami for a few weeks if they can get an ok from the doctor.

I go from thinking, "Doesn't the new mother have anything to say about this?" to "Doesn't the husband have anything to say about this?"

And yet, I think I know the answer. You're a good man, HM.

Heat Miser wrote:Now it appears Mommy & baby might be coming back to G-pa's house in Miami for a few weeks if they can get an ok from the doctor.

Are any of these people related to GatorBill? He lives in Tennessee and is a hillbilly.

Heat, I got the impression you were in your late 20s?

You need a place to crash for a few days? I know you never leave downtown, but lemme know. Not sure how esplain to the wife the situation, but we have a spare couch and you make a killer 7 layer dip.

InTenSity wrote:You need a place to crash for a few days? I know you never leave downtown, but lemme know. Not sure how esplain to the wife the situation, but we have a spare couch and you make a killer 7 layer dip.

Thanks, I'm good. Dr says they can drive back to podunk on Tuesday. Hopefully they won't decide to stop at Six Flags along the way.

Heat Miser wrote:

InTenSity wrote:You need a place to crash for a few days? I know you never leave downtown, but lemme know. Not sure how esplain to the wife the situation, but we have a spare couch and you make a killer 7 layer dip.

Thanks, I'm good. Dr says they can drive back to podunk on Tuesday. Hopefully they won't decide to stop at Six Flags along the way.

Yeah, but you're still making the dip, right?