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Dude tries to jump over the subway track and fails

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Post by Giant Moose 2015-06-26, 11:10

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Post by Robert J Sakimano 2015-06-26, 11:21

he seemed to.. errr.. bounce back rather quickly.

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Post by tGreenWay 2015-06-26, 11:31

That's gonna leave a bruise.
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Post by Other Teams Pursuing That 2015-06-26, 11:40

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Post by xsanguine 2015-06-26, 11:50

That's usually something white people do.
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Post by Robert J Sakimano 2015-06-26, 11:54

xsanguine wrote:That's usually something white people do.
I don't know, man.. I'm white so I would just assume I couldn't jump over a crack in the sidewalk.
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Post by xsanguine 2015-06-26, 11:56

Robert J Sakimano wrote:
xsanguine wrote:That's usually something white people do.
I don't know, man.. I'm white so I would just assume I couldn't jump over a crack in the sidewalk.

That's a good point. Clearly this brotha has some pasty somewhere down the lineage line
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Post by goodbar 2015-06-26, 12:19

it was pretty close. he'll get it next time.
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Post by Turtleneck 2015-06-26, 12:23

Harbaugh just offered him a scholarship.
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Post by Brock Middlebrook 2015-06-26, 12:49

Giant Moose wrote:

He did it all wrong

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Post by tGreenWay 2015-06-26, 14:09

Brock Middlebrook wrote:
Giant Moose wrote:

He did it all wrong


This is why all of these superheroes movies are bad for our children. There was no way that guy was ever going to stop that train, especially with his head.
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Post by Robert J Sakimano 2015-06-26, 14:11

Giant Moose wrote:
dude didn't appear to really mind the gap.. Dude tries to jump over the subway track and fails 2599972566
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Post by Giant Moose 2015-06-26, 14:24

I keep watching it thinking one time he'll make it.
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Post by Robert J Sakimano 2015-06-26, 14:34

Giant Moose wrote:I keep watching it thinking one time he'll make it.
I like how he kinda bounces back and with swag just sort of says "yo, it's casual, dawg. I'm cool, brah..".. and climbs up on platform like a straight up G.

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Post by Robert J Sakimano 2015-06-26, 14:36

if dude would've paid attention to his long jump coach in high school - instead of smokin' the weed and listening to R Kelly - he would've marked his steps better. He takes off about a foot from the edge and misses it by about 6 inches.
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Post by Giant Moose 2015-06-26, 14:45

Giant Moose wrote:I keep watching it thinking one time he'll make it.
Damn. He failed again.
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Post by StylesGShmooth 2015-06-26, 14:52

xsanguine wrote:That's usually something white people do.

Overestimation of one's athletic abilities transcends all races.
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Post by Floyd Robertson 2015-06-26, 16:00

Good thing he didn't hit the 3rd rail.
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Post by tGreenWay 2015-06-26, 19:09

Giant Moose wrote:
Giant Moose wrote:I keep watching it thinking one time he'll make it.
Damn. He failed again.

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Post by The Pantry 2015-06-26, 19:23

Poor trajectory. Too much elevation
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Post by SBSpartan 2015-06-28, 09:14

It seems like 2-3 times a year there is a story about some guy that either tries to jump the tracks or just passes out on them. The jumpers are the best. First guy to actually make it will be a damn hero.
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Post by Cym Jim 2015-06-28, 10:43

The Pantry wrote:Poor trajectory. Too much elevation

Definitely. Not enough speed ether.
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Post by Gomer 2015-06-28, 11:43

Gravity. Keeping the black man down since 1687.
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Post by Cym Jim 2015-06-28, 13:29

Gomer wrote:Gravity. Keeping the black man down since 1687.

Whoa, sweet Philosophiæ Naturalis Principia Mathematica reference study
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