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Post by tGreenWay 2015-07-02, 13:47

And so it begins...


http://www.theguardian.com/world/2015/jul/02/robot-kills-worker-at-volkswagen-plant-in-germany
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Post by Robert J Sakimano 2015-07-02, 13:50

German news agency DPA reported that prosecutors were considering whether to bring charges, and if so, against whom.
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"your honor, I call to the stand.. Dieter Von Robot"...

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Post by Watch Out Pylon! 2015-07-02, 13:53

I thought America activated Skynet? Did Schwarzenegger change our future?
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Post by Floyd Robertson 2015-07-02, 13:59

Warning, Will Robinson.
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Post by InTenSity 2015-07-02, 14:06

Robot grabs worker, kills him Bender-Shooting-With-A-Machine-Gun-On-Futurama-Gif
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Post by tGreenWay 2015-07-02, 14:22

Watch Out Pylon! wrote:I thought America activated Skynet? Did Schwarzenegger change our future?

That sonovabitch!
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Post by Brock Middlebrook 2015-07-02, 14:24

Everything's going to be ok...

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Post by Robert J Sakimano 2015-07-02, 14:25

Brock Middlebrook wrote:Everything's going to be ok...

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freakin' white guys... gettin' all the breaks. Rolling Eyes
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Post by tGreenWay 2015-07-02, 14:25

Robert J Sakimano wrote:
German news agency DPA reported that prosecutors were considering whether to bring charges, and if so, against whom.
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"your honor, I call to the stand.. Dieter Von Robot"...


"It was self-defense, your Honor. He tried touching my red wire and I just reacted. No one touches me in my red wire without my permission."
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Post by tGreenWay 2015-07-02, 14:26

Robert J Sakimano wrote:
Brock Middlebrook wrote:Everything's going to be ok...

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freakin' white guys... gettin' all the breaks. Rolling Eyes

But he still has a small male attachment.
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Post by Guest 2015-07-02, 14:34

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Post by AMwood 2015-07-02, 14:35

sounds like he got fully automadead.
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Post by AMwood 2015-07-02, 14:35

I told him not to touch the robot there.
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Post by AMwood 2015-07-02, 14:36

"Hey Hans, what does this button do? the one labeled "Krushen Verker?"
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Post by Brock Middlebrook 2015-07-02, 14:38

Robert J Sakimano wrote:
Brock Middlebrook wrote:Everything's going to be ok...

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freakin' white guys... gettin' all the breaks. Rolling Eyes

Killer robots are always [painted] black
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Post by The Pantry 2015-07-02, 14:44

Robots don't kill people.

Have been inside robot cells during set-up and debug.  Dangerous job if all RIA safety procedures are not completed and thoroughly tested.  

Myriad of possible law suit targets unless it is determined the victim somehow did something really foolish.
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Post by Floyd Robertson 2015-07-02, 14:55

This is what robots look like on the new AMC show Humans.  Supposedly they come with an "adult" function.

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Post by AMwood 2015-07-02, 15:01

waiting for goodbar to respond.
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Post by tGreenWay 2015-07-02, 15:03

Robot grabs worker, kills him 502811600 Goodbar just took out a contract on am wood.
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Post by Brock Middlebrook 2015-07-02, 15:16

Now I'm wondering if Blanch is actually an early, prototype machine programmed to respond to message board posts.

Which one of you bastards created him?
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Post by SpartanInNH 2015-07-02, 22:45

tGreenWay wrote:And so it begins...


http://www.theguardian.com/world/2015/jul/02/robot-kills-worker-at-volkswagen-plant-in-germany

Well, at least it was only a German.

Hello? Is this thing on? Hello?
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Post by CORNER BLITZ 2015-07-03, 00:05

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Post by Blanch32 2015-07-03, 13:43

Brock Middlebrook wrote:Now I'm wondering if Blanch is actually an early, prototype machine programmed to respond to message board posts.

Which one of you bastards created him?

Whoever wanted to get laid
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Post by tGreenWay 2015-07-03, 15:04

SpartanInNH wrote:
tGreenWay wrote:And so it begins...


http://www.theguardian.com/world/2015/jul/02/robot-kills-worker-at-volkswagen-plant-in-germany

Well, at least it was only a German.

Hello? Is this thing on? Hello?

I'm waiting on a courier pigeon from the Fatherland on how to respond to this atrocious comment.
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Post by tGreenWay 2015-07-03, 15:11

Brock Middlebrook wrote:Now I'm wondering if Blanch is actually an early, prototype machine programmed to respond to message board posts.

Which one of you bastards created him?

Nothing to worry about. Bleach is the Zune of the robot world, and he has absolutely zero self-awareness. Never had it, never will.
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Post by Blanch32 2015-07-03, 17:54

tGreenWay wrote:
Brock Middlebrook wrote:Now I'm wondering if Blanch is actually an early, prototype machine programmed to respond to message board posts.

Which one of you bastards created him?

Nothing to worry about. Bleach is the Zune of the robot world, and he has absolutely zero self-awareness. Never had it, never will.

Bleach? That you Old wise one?
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Post by Cameron 2015-07-06, 00:25

Blanch32 wrote:
tGreenWay wrote:

Nothing to worry about. Bleach is the Zune of the robot world, and he has absolutely zero self-awareness. Never had it, never will.

Bleach? That you Old wise one?

You, of all people, should not be commenting on typos/auto-correct.
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Post by goodbar 2015-07-06, 11:43

aaahhaha...I just noticed this version of this thread. good stuff.
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Post by tGreenWay 2015-07-07, 01:22

goodbar wrote:aaahhaha...I just noticed this version of this thread. good stuff.

Yes, yes, fair play, old chap!
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Post by Brock Middlebrook 2015-07-08, 10:31

Bump

http://fox17online.com/2015/07/07/employee-dies-in-industrial-accident-in-ionia/

Are we being systematically slaughtered??? Robot grabs worker, kills him 4198636888
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Post by CheesySpartan 2015-07-08, 11:21

"Officers said that an employee was trapped by robotic machinery. With the help of other Ventra employees, they managed to get the trapped employee free."

Good thing they got the guy free AFTER he was dead scratch
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Post by Brock Middlebrook 2015-07-08, 11:45

CheesySpartan wrote:"Officers said that an employee was trapped by robotic machinery. With the help of other Ventra employees, they managed to get the trapped employee free."

Good thing they got the guy free AFTER he was dead scratch

You don't want to mess with a robot when he's angry...and killing someone else. Just be thankful it's not you.
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Post by Nommad2 2015-07-08, 13:17

Well, so much for the Three Laws.... Rolling Eyes
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Post by Watch Out Pylon! 2015-07-09, 14:13

Skynet is taking over!!!! Robot grabs worker, kills him 1550444538

http://woodtv.com/2015/07/07/industrial-accident-at-ventra-in-ionia/
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