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Breaking: UK woman diddles self in car, crashes

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Post by pulling69 2015-07-13, 14:05

http://news.yahoo.com/woman-pleasures-herself-while-driving-a-mini-125238739.html

No pics available but there is a video somewhere:
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Post by Turtleneck 2015-07-13, 14:09

Any relation to poster Cym Jim?
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Post by pulling69 2015-07-13, 14:29

Turtleneck wrote:Any relation to poster Cym Jim?

No dental records available to confirm
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Post by Floyd Robertson 2015-07-13, 14:35

She should have been braking.
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Post by tGreenWay 2015-07-13, 15:56

She was in and out of traffic. In and out.
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Bolt Re: Breaking: UK woman diddles self in car, crashes

Post by DWags 2015-07-13, 16:02

She missed the slippery when wet sign.
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Post by InTenSity 2015-07-13, 16:11

She zigged and zagged while fiddling and diddling?
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Post by tanfan! 2015-07-13, 20:07

Drugs douchebag delaney used to talk about jacking it while driving. Never understood that shit.
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Bolt Re: Breaking: UK woman diddles self in car, crashes

Post by kingstonlake 2015-07-13, 20:30

Should have been master braking instead.
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Bolt Re: Breaking: UK woman diddles self in car, crashes

Post by y2kMgrad 2015-07-13, 20:33

She's fit and in her 30's?

I'd smash.
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Post by Rocinante 2015-07-13, 23:37

Did they mention she was fit enough times? That word means nothing anymore. Like pickle.

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Post by pulling69 2015-07-14, 00:20

FYI "fit" in England means she is hot.
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Post by Brock Middlebrook 2015-07-14, 00:37

Time will tell if she got off
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Post by Nommad2 2015-07-14, 09:38

So she was out for a joy ride?
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Post by Cym Jim 2015-07-14, 11:33

pulling69 wrote:FYI "fit" in England means she is hot.

Oi well fit init bruv. Wateva, well sick. We goin to blow this place out wicked blud. Ahhh mate thats well dog has it bluddd oi lets sketchit yo ay and hit the legs this is well waffle munter bruv. Safe.
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