Potential poon problem

So this Saturday is the msu charlotte bar crawl. Then the Prez decided to also turn this into her b day party which should be a good thing, right?

Nope all she knows is dudes and a chick I dated who just posted on fb that she'll be there as well. Dumped her back in April after a month and she flat out was head over heels for me and my unit.

At the same time another chick I banged from 18 MO ago wants to meet up post crawl since shell be uptown anyway and we hooked up again 2 weeks ago.

.....so what do I do about the new poon at the party? I ask this here instead of the sex less rcmb.


....and u do realize hatrick threesome are the best route, but I'm being realist here

Make sure you bring a Speak and Spell so they can translate what you're saying.

So who's going to contact the chapter Prez on http://www.msuspartansnc.com/ and direct her to this thread so we can get her thoughts on it?

Poison your current gf.

The answer is obvious, you fucking dumbass. You get numbers at the bar crawl, then leave to bang the slut from 18 months ago.

Giant Moose wrote:So who's going to contact the chapter Prez on http://www.msuspartansnc.com/ and direct her to this thread so we can get her thoughts on it?

I thought the same thing.

NigelUno wrote:

Giant Moose wrote:So who's going to contact the chapter Prez on http://www.msuspartansnc.com/ and direct her to this thread so we can get her thoughts on it?

You are!

I kind of like blanch, though. I don't want to be the one who makes his worlds collide.

NigelUno wrote:

Giant Moose wrote:
I kind of like blanch, though. I don't want to be the one who makes his worlds collide.

You like him? Or his internet persona?

I've never met him (as far as I know). His online persona seems all right. We're all just trying to pass the time and be entertained. I'm not really sure why he spells the way he does sometimes, but it doesn't bother me.

NigelUno wrote:

Giant Moose wrote:
I've never met him (as far as I know). His online persona seems all right. We're all just trying to pass the time and be entertained. I'm not really sure why he spells the way he does sometimes, but it doesn't bother me.

You seem to be backtracking a bit. Do you like him or not?

I said I kind of like him. I stand by that.

InTenSity wrote:Why aren't you bangin the Prez?

Probably bc her cool ass Spartan boyfriend is after he just finished brewing his last mastercraft

Giant Moose wrote:So who's going to contact the chapter Prez on http://www.msuspartansnc.com/ and direct her to this thread so we can get her thoughts on it?

She's in marketing, and probably would appreciate it if it gens sales

Let them battle it out for your unit. Sounds like you're in a win-win. Who's hotter?

Other Teams Pursuing That wrote:Let them battle it out for your unit. Sounds like you're in a win-win. Who's hotter?

Blonde from april, Asian for 18 MO ago or field?

That the question?

Blanch32 wrote:

Giant Moose wrote:So who's going to contact the chapter Prez on http://www.msuspartansnc.com/ and direct her to this thread so we can get her thoughts on it?

She's in marketing, and probably would appreciate it if it gens sales

Did she make the shirt?

Giant Moose wrote:

Blanch32 wrote:

She's in marketing, and probably would appreciate it if it gens sales

Did she make the shirt?

Think so

The Ingenious Gentleman wrote:The answer is obvious, you fucking dumbass. You get numbers at the bar crawl, then leave to bang the slut from 18 months ago.

Phone numbers don't make your dick wet plus the slut has already got a taste so she knows the quality

Why did I think blanch lived in fucking Ohio?

Blanch, you live in NC? Ya like it?

Double gopher that shit man!...Disappear for a while from the pub crawl and get your dick wet with the blonde, then setup a meeting with the Asian for a late night booty call.

Other Teams Pursuing That wrote:Why did I think blanch lived in fucking Ohio?

Blanch, you live in NC? Ya like it?

Because I did for 3 years 5 years ago.

Love it in comparison. Great place for the 3 Ws: weather work and women

Why would you ever want to hook up with LAKS? She...doesn't look like the most feminine lady out there. 

Also, the correct answer is, you kind of lead the chick from 18 months ago on to have her ready for action after the bar crawl. Get to the bar crawl and scout out the talent, and if it's worse than the chick you banged, or you fail at the bar with the new poon or just want to get laid and not play any games, you go and fuck her after the crawl.