I just farted in my office
+11
Travis of the Cosmos
GRR Spartan
AvgMSUJoe
tGreenWay
Brock Middlebrook
Giant Moose
Other Teams Pursuing That
Triple Sparty
Turtleneck
Ass Dan
Rocinante
15 posters
Page 1 of 1
I just farted in my office
and stunk it up terribly. I would be embarrassed if someone came in. I'm going to go to lunch or something. WHOA...
Rocinante- Geronte
- Posts : 20582
Join date : 2014-04-21
Location : East Lansing, MI
Re: I just farted in my office
I burp out loud sometimes because I note it disgusts the girl who sits next to me. She's an asshole
Ass Dan- Geronte
- Posts : 3228
Join date : 2014-04-18
Age : 32
Location : Canton, MI
Re: I just farted in my office
Trying to move in on Tanfan's turf?
Turtleneck- Geronte
- Posts : 42497
Join date : 2014-04-22
Re: I just farted in my office
Turtleneck wrote:Trying to move in on Tanfan's turf?
It's STILL hanging around!! I gotta get outta here!
Rocinante- Geronte
- Posts : 20582
Join date : 2014-04-21
Location : East Lansing, MI
Re: I just farted in my office
Wave some file folders furiously.
Triple Sparty- Spartiate
- Posts : 1079
Join date : 2015-02-25
Re: I just farted in my office
Triple Sparty wrote:Wave some file folders furiously.
lol. I was rapidly opening and shutting the door.
Rocinante- Geronte
- Posts : 20582
Join date : 2014-04-21
Location : East Lansing, MI
Other Teams Pursuing That- Geronte
- Posts : 36472
Join date : 2014-04-18
Turtleneck likes this post
Re: I just farted in my office
If he farted in Wyoming and no one is around to smell it, did he really fart?Other Teams Pursuing That wrote:They have offices in Wyoming?
Giant Moose- Geronte
- Posts : 5837
Join date : 2014-04-16
Re: I just farted in my office
Other Teams Pursuing That wrote:They have offices in Wyoming?
This is legit question.
Maybe this is his office....
Turtleneck- Geronte
- Posts : 42497
Join date : 2014-04-22
Re: I just farted in my office
I see Walt Longmire in the background.
Turtleneck- Geronte
- Posts : 42497
Join date : 2014-04-22
Re: I just farted in my office
Man you guys and your jokes. So good.
Rocinante- Geronte
- Posts : 20582
Join date : 2014-04-21
Location : East Lansing, MI
Re: I just farted in my office
Rocinante wrote:Man you guys and your jokes. So good.
Do you ever see Fennis Dembo?
Turtleneck- Geronte
- Posts : 42497
Join date : 2014-04-22
Re: I just farted in my office
Turtleneck wrote:Rocinante wrote:Man you guys and your jokes. So good.
Do you ever see Fennis Dembo?
We had this conversation already. No, but his exploits are still in the consciousness of Wyoming sports fans.
Rocinante- Geronte
- Posts : 20582
Join date : 2014-04-21
Location : East Lansing, MI
Re: I just farted in my office
Rocinante wrote:Turtleneck wrote:
Do you ever see Fennis Dembo?
We had this conversation already. No, but his exploits are still in the consciousness of Wyoming sports fans.
I will probably ask again in the future.
Turtleneck- Geronte
- Posts : 42497
Join date : 2014-04-22
Re: I just farted in my office
Turtleneck wrote:Trying to move in on Tanfan's turf?
I would've bet anything this was a Tanner thread.
tGreenWay- Geronte
- Swill Pick 'em 2022 Regular Season Champion
- Posts : 55741
Join date : 2014-04-18
Location : East Lansing
Re: I just farted in my office
Other Teams Pursuing That wrote:They have offices in Wyoming?
They even have an escalator, I think. Let's ask Turtleneck.
tGreenWay- Geronte
- Swill Pick 'em 2022 Regular Season Champion
- Posts : 55741
Join date : 2014-04-18
Location : East Lansing
Re: I just farted in my office
Rocinante wrote:Turtleneck wrote:
Do you ever see Fennis Dembo?
We had this conversation already. No, but his exploits are still in the consciousness of Wyoming sports fans.
You ever been shot in the face by Dick Cheney?
tGreenWay- Geronte
- Swill Pick 'em 2022 Regular Season Champion
- Posts : 55741
Join date : 2014-04-18
Location : East Lansing
Re: I just farted in my office
Giant Moose wrote:If he farted in Wyoming and no one is around to smell it, did he really fart?Other Teams Pursuing That wrote:They have offices in Wyoming?
Other Teams Pursuing That- Geronte
- Posts : 36472
Join date : 2014-04-18
Re: I just farted in my office
First official day back... ug.
(One day a week on a "ramp up" basis)
My monitors are at a different level then the home ones and I got new progressive glasses since pandemic so my neck is already jacked up... disability?
(One day a week on a "ramp up" basis)
My monitors are at a different level then the home ones and I got new progressive glasses since pandemic so my neck is already jacked up... disability?
AvgMSUJoe- Geronte
- Posts : 10989
Join date : 2014-04-22
Location : As stupid and vicious as men are, this is a lovely day.
Re: I just farted in my office
Need to keep a bottle of Unscented Fabreze in your desk.
You could get Fabreze Hawaiian Aloha scent but then your office would smell like you crapped your pants at a luau.
You could get Fabreze Hawaiian Aloha scent but then your office would smell like you crapped your pants at a luau.
Last edited by GRR Spartan on 2021-07-13, 15:55; edited 1 time in total
GRR Spartan- Geronte
- Posts : 10545
Join date : 2014-04-25
Re: I just farted in my office
Did anyone ever smell your fart roc
Travis of the Cosmos- Geronte
- Posts : 31459
Join date : 2014-04-15
Age : 40
Location : Please cease horny posting
Re: I just farted in my office
AvgMSUJoe wrote:First official day back... ug.
(One day a week on a "ramp up" basis)
My monitors are at a different level then the home ones and I got new progressive glasses since pandemic so my neck is already jacked up... disability?
Ever have neck farts?
Turtleneck- Geronte
- Posts : 42497
Join date : 2014-04-22
Re: I just farted in my office
I would fire your ass, Roc.
Floyd Robertson- Geronte
- Posts : 29121
Join date : 2014-04-15
Location : Rolling Hills Alcoholic Rehabilitation Center: Where They Don't Beat You or Anything
Re: I just farted in my office
Floyd Robertson wrote:I would fire your ass, Roc.
Sound like his ass is already fired, Floyd.
Turtleneck- Geronte
- Posts : 42497
Join date : 2014-04-22
Re: I just farted in my office
Did they ever get enough money to pay for the statue of Fennis Dembo?
tGreenWay- Geronte
- Swill Pick 'em 2022 Regular Season Champion
- Posts : 55741
Join date : 2014-04-18
Location : East Lansing
Re: I just farted in my office
Turtleneck wrote:Rocinante wrote:
We had this conversation already. No, but his exploits are still in the consciousness of Wyoming sports fans.
I will probably ask again in the future.
Duh. You can’t ask in the past.
tGreenWay- Geronte
- Swill Pick 'em 2022 Regular Season Champion
- Posts : 55741
Join date : 2014-04-18
Location : East Lansing
Re: I just farted in my office
AvgMSUJoe wrote:First official day back... ug.
Not sure I can handle doing this shit on a daily basis again. Might have to quit and go on welfare.
AvgMSUJoe- Geronte
- Posts : 10989
Join date : 2014-04-22
Location : As stupid and vicious as men are, this is a lovely day.
tGreenWay, duffy munn and DWags like this post
Re: I just farted in my office
AvgMSUJoe wrote:AvgMSUJoe wrote:First official day back... ug.
Not sure I can handle doing this shit on a daily basis again. Might have to quit and go on welfare.
WFH 4 life
Other Teams Pursuing That- Geronte
- Posts : 36472
Join date : 2014-04-18
tGreenWay and AvgMSUJoe like this post
aualum06- Spartiate
- Posts : 12998
Join date : 2015-05-17
Age : 39
Location : Ashley, MI
The Pantry, tGreenWay, AvgMSUJoe and Turtleneck like this post
Re: I just farted in my office
Being of your persuasion, disability seems like a viable angle to run with...instead of adjusting your seat and monitor heightsAvgMSUJoe wrote:First official day back... ug.
(One day a week on a "ramp up" basis)
My monitors are at a different level then the home ones and I got new progressive glasses since pandemic so my neck is already jacked up... disability?
Or are you too busy ramping up to one day a week?
The Pantry- Geronte
- Posts : 19064
Join date : 2014-04-16
Location : Troy
Re: I just farted in my office
The Pantry wrote:Being of your persuasion, disability seems like a viable angle to run with...instead of adjusting your seat and monitor heightsAvgMSUJoe wrote:First official day back... ug.
(One day a week on a "ramp up" basis)
My monitors are at a different level then the home ones and I got new progressive glasses since pandemic so my neck is already jacked up... disability?
Or are you too busy ramping up to one day a week?
Imagine if he had bone spurs.
NigelUno- Geronte
- Posts : 34459
Join date : 2014-04-16
Re: I just farted in my office
The Pantry wrote:Being of your persuasion, disability seems like a viable angle to run with...instead of adjusting your seat and monitor heightsAvgMSUJoe wrote:First official day back... ug.
(One day a week on a "ramp up" basis)
My monitors are at a different level then the home ones and I got new progressive glasses since pandemic so my neck is already jacked up... disability?
Or are you too busy ramping up to one day a week?
You don't live in my town. All those dumbass right wing confederate flag fuckers are on disability and or welfare.
AvgMSUJoe- Geronte
- Posts : 10989
Join date : 2014-04-22
Location : As stupid and vicious as men are, this is a lovely day.
Re: I just farted in my office
Still don’t understand why anyone would fart in their own office when there’s opportunity to carpet bomb a colleagues workspace.
tGreenWay- Geronte
- Swill Pick 'em 2022 Regular Season Champion
- Posts : 55741
Join date : 2014-04-18
Location : East Lansing
Similar topics
» I farted today.
» I farted so loud....
» SO who farted in this place
» I farted so loud I woke up the wife
» Rudy farted twice during “testimony” before Michigan House Reps
» I farted so loud....
» SO who farted in this place
» I farted so loud I woke up the wife
» Rudy farted twice during “testimony” before Michigan House Reps
Page 1 of 1
Permissions in this forum:
You cannot reply to topics in this forum
|
|