Re: Last time you drunkenly pissed the bed?

by **Snake Plissken** 2015-10-06, 19:21

pulling69 wrote:Items I have peed in or on while drunk:

house plants, dryer, dishwasher, mailbox, car doors, slop sink, washing machine, corner of the basement, air conditioner, sump pump well, floor drain, shower, bathtub, sink, toilet tank, golf cart, bbq grill, deck chair, fence, etc.

Never my own bed....you filthy disgusting animal.

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by **The_Dude** 2015-10-06, 20:04

One time when I visited my buddy in Ann Arbor when I was an undergrad at State...pissed the futon I crashed on.

by **The_Dude** 2015-10-06, 20:06

Other Teams Pursuing That wrote:Functioning alcoholics are OK in my book. Everyone has problems.

Everyone needs a release.

by **AMwood** 2015-10-06, 20:59

The Pantry wrote:Stumbled around and sprinkled the floor around the can a few times but haven't pissed the bed since I was maybe 3 or 4.

Don't recall ever vomiting in bed either. The spins have always caught my attention early enough to get to a safe place to puke.

So you were an alcoholic by the age of 3.

by **Blanch32** 2015-10-06, 21:04

Snake Plissken wrote:
pulling69 wrote:Items I have peed in or on while drunk:

house plants, dryer, dishwasher, mailbox, car doors, slop sink, washing machine, corner of the basement, air conditioner, sump pump well, floor drain, shower, bathtub, sink, toilet tank, golf cart, bbq grill, deck chair, fence, etc.

Never my own bed....you filthy disgusting animal.
To be fair it was somebodies couch, not his own bed.

True that. Never once pissed the bed. Now an ex did squirt all over it but that doesn't count does it? Moreover is it possible to squit and not orgasm?

by **AMwood** 2015-10-06, 21:07

Blanch32 wrote:
Snake Plissken wrote:To be fair it was somebodies couch, not his own bed.

True that. Never once pissed the bed. Now an ex did squirt all over it but that doesn't count does it? Moreover is it possible to squit and not orgasm?

Yes. It's piss.

by **The Pantry** 2015-10-06, 21:12

AMwood wrote:
The Pantry wrote:Stumbled around and sprinkled the floor around the can a few times but haven't pissed the bed since I was maybe 3 or 4.

Don't recall ever vomiting in bed either. The spins have always caught my attention early enough to get to a safe place to puke.

So you were an alcoholic by the age of 3.

Parents never noticed the missing mouthwash

by **y2kMgrad** 2015-10-06, 22:35

pulling69 wrote:Items I have peed in or on while drunk:

house plants, dryer, dishwasher, mailbox, car doors, slop sink, washing machine, corner of the basement, air conditioner, sump pump well, floor drain, shower, bathtub, sink, toilet tank, golf cart, bbq grill, deck chair, fence, etc.

Never my own bed....you filthy disgusting animal.

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by **y2kMgrad** 2015-10-06, 22:37

Never pissed the bed but I did wake up in my own vomit a couple times in college. One time my roommate told me he had to keep checking on me because there was so much of it he thought I might drown. Rough night.

by **Blanch32** 2015-10-07, 07:35

y2kMgrad wrote:Never pissed the bed but I did wake up in my own vomit a couple times in college. One time my roommate told me he had to keep checking on me because there was so much of it he thought I might drown. Rough night.

Note to self: alcohol and loads of cum don't mix

by **The_Dude** 2015-10-07, 11:05

y2kMgrad wrote:Never pissed the bed but I did wake up in my own vomit a couple times in college. One time my roommate told me he had to keep checking on me because there was so much of it he thought I might drown. Rough night.

I had a buddy who was vomiting like that...we picked him up and put him in the bathtub.

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