Burger King Halloween Burger Dyes Your Poop Green

by **steveschneider** 2015-10-07, 14:29

Pig out on two of them and drop a deuce in A2. Don't flush.

Go Green!

:poop:

by **steveschneider** 2015-10-07, 14:30

Take a green shit right on the block M in the diag.

by **Other Teams Pursuing That** 2015-10-07, 14:33

Burger King sucks.

by **steveschneider** 2015-10-07, 14:36

Other Teams Pursuing That wrote:Burger King sucks.

I worked there in high school. It was the type of job where you'd fake taking a dump just to get an extra 15 minute break.

by **Travis of the Cosmos** 2015-10-07, 14:36

You bros wanna talk about guns?

by **Watch Out Pylon!** 2015-10-07, 14:39

steveschneider wrote:
Other Teams Pursuing That wrote:Burger King sucks.

I worked there in high school. It was the type of job where you'd fake taking a dump just to get an extra 15 minute break.

I still do that.

by **Other Teams Pursuing That** 2015-10-07, 15:06

Travis of the Cosmos wrote:You bros wanna talk about guns?

No! No mas!

by **Travis of the Cosmos** 2015-10-07, 15:25

Other Teams Pursuing That wrote:
Travis of the Cosmos wrote:You bros wanna talk about guns?

No! No mas!

This is America. You speak American in America. You stupid liberal pussy.

by **NigelUno** 2015-10-07, 15:34

Teal?

Or Green?

by **Blanch32** 2015-10-07, 16:30

This thread is gross. Searock delete it since that's your new standard

by **steveschneider** 2015-10-07, 16:34

Blanch32 wrote:This thread is gross. Searock delete it since that's your new standard

Whoa I grossed out blanch. This is a historic moment for me.

by **The Pantry** 2015-10-07, 16:52

Blanch32 wrote:This thread is gross. Searock delete it since that's your new standard

What thread did he delete?

by **MiamiSpartan** 2015-10-07, 17:19

Shamrock Shakes have been doing that for decades.

So does the blue or green liquid sugar flavoring that you might get on a snow cone at a carnival.

Why is this news? Who gives a fuck if your shit is green for a day or so?

by **Blanch32** 2015-10-07, 17:30

The Pantry wrote:
Blanch32 wrote:This thread is gross. Searock delete it since that's your new standard
What thread did he delete?

Period towels. The original terrible towel

by **The Pantry** 2015-10-07, 17:53

Blanch32 wrote:
The Pantry wrote:What thread did he delete?

Period towels. The original terrible towel

But, that thread grossed us all out and deserved to be deleted. Only other person I've known to bring the subject up was a guy in HS about 40 years ago.

by **Death Roe** 2015-10-07, 18:09

The Pantry wrote:
Blanch32 wrote:This thread is gross. Searock delete it since that's your new standard
What thread did he delete?

Probably the dumbest thread I've ever read.

by **Rocinante** 2015-10-07, 19:03

The Pantry wrote:
Blanch32 wrote:

Period towels. The original terrible towel
But, that thread grossed us all out and deserved to be deleted. Only other person I've known to bring the subject up was a guy in HS about 40 years ago.

Don't diss on the period towel thread bro. That thread will be in the book of tSwill life someday.

by **Other Teams Pursuing That** 2015-10-07, 19:09

FTR, I enjoyed the period towel thread.

by **The Pantry** 2015-10-07, 19:29

Other Teams Pursuing That wrote:FTR, I enjoyed the period towel thread.

Ever used one?

by **Other Teams Pursuing That** 2015-10-07, 19:35

The Pantry wrote:
Other Teams Pursuing That wrote:FTR, I enjoyed the period towel thread.
Ever used one?

Nah. But censorship can go to hell.

by **The Pantry** 2015-10-07, 20:16

Other Teams Pursuing That wrote:
The Pantry wrote:Ever used one?

Nah. But censorship can go to hell.

Perhaps you need to bang a chick on her period to understand, grasshopper

by **Blanch32** 2015-10-07, 22:36

The Pantry wrote:
Blanch32 wrote:

Period towels. The original terrible towel
But, that thread grossed us all out and deserved to be deleted. Only other person I've known to bring the subject up was a guy in HS about 40 years ago.

You knew a 40 still in high school ? How do I enroll. ....legally

by **Blanch32** 2015-10-07, 22:37

Death Roe wrote:
The Pantry wrote:What thread did he delete?

Coming from you thats shocking. I mean being a hater and all....

Probably the dumbest thread I've ever read.

by **Blanch32** 2015-10-07, 22:39

Rocinante wrote:
The Pantry wrote:But, that thread grossed us all out and deserved to be deleted. Only other person I've known to bring the subject up was a guy in HS about 40 years ago.

Don't diss on the period towel thread bro. That thread will be in the book of tSwill life someday.

This. My drunken bodily fluid thread started twice as strong, but never developed the legs and will soon be forgotten by Saturday

by **steveschneider** 2015-10-07, 22:44

I missed the period towel thread. What was that all about?

by **Rocinante** 2015-10-07, 22:48

steveschneider wrote:I missed the period towel thread. What was that all about?

Guns.

by **xsanguine** 2015-10-07, 22:54

Don't know how you guys eat that shit.

by **Rocinante** 2015-10-08, 02:15

Swallowing a lot of blood makes your shit black.

by **tGreenWay** 2015-10-08, 10:45

Drinking a lot of period blood will not turn your poop red.

by **tGreenWay** 2015-10-08, 10:46

Canned spinach turns your poop green but won't automatically give you Popeye muscles.

by **tGreenWay** 2015-10-08, 10:47

OTOH, fresh spinach has yet to change the color of my human excrement.

by **Rocinante** 2015-10-08, 11:08

tGreenWay wrote:OTOH, fresh spinach has yet to change the color of my human excrement.

I stopped eating spinach a while ago. You don't need that extra iron. Give it to your lady when she's on her period blood.

by **steveschneider** 2015-10-08, 11:29

Had a cup of coffee with a bowl of granola this morning. Just got off the can. Feels great to be regular.

by **Rocinante** 2015-10-08, 11:37

Yeah I need to up the fiber intake. I was eating a bowl of oatmeal for breakfast every day, but I'm lazy and haven't shopped in a while. Having a wife was good for limiting the amount of money I spent at restaurants.... N-E-way...

Period blood.

by **steveschneider** 2015-10-08, 11:41

Rocinante wrote:Yeah I need to up the fiber intake. I was eating a bowl of oatmeal for breakfast every day, but I'm lazy and haven't shopped in a while. Having a wife was good for limiting the amount of money I spent at restaurants.... N-E-way...

Period blood.

Oatmeal in the crock pot is the way to go. You are set all week. Keep some almond slivers, dried cranberries, some almond milk and a little bit of brown sugar on hand.

by **Rocinante** 2015-10-08, 12:28

steveschneider wrote:
Rocinante wrote:Yeah I need to up the fiber intake. I was eating a bowl of oatmeal for breakfast every day, but I'm lazy and haven't shopped in a while. Having a wife was good for limiting the amount of money I spent at restaurants.... N-E-way...

Period blood.

Oatmeal in the crock pot is the way to go. You are set all week. Keep some almond slivers, dried cranberries, some almond milk and a little bit of brown sugar on hand.

Gimmie a recipe.

by **tGreenWay** 2015-10-08, 12:35

Rocinante wrote:
tGreenWay wrote:OTOH, fresh spinach has yet to change the color of my human excrement.

I stopped eating spinach a while ago. You don't need that extra iron. Give it to your lady when she's on her period blood.

Good to know. Burger King Halloween Burger Dyes Your Poop Green 502811600

"Hey Olive Oil, eat my spinach, would'ya? Hugugugugug"

by **Blanch32** 2015-10-08, 13:05

Rocinante wrote:Swallowing a lot of blood makes your shit black.

You get red wings? Disgusting

by **steveschneider** 2015-10-08, 13:41

Blanch32 wrote:
steveschneider wrote:I missed the period towel thread. What was that all about?

Basically when banging your old lady on the rag, do you destroy the sheets or use a barrier like a towel. If you do, do you have a designate one i.e. a period towel

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by **Travis of the Cosmos** 2015-10-08, 13:48

tGreenWay wrote:Canned spinach turns your poop green but won't automatically give you Popeye muscles.

Yes it will. I saw a documentary about it once.

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