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Post by Wally Fairway 2015-10-15, 09:38

Here is my favorite:

Knock, Knock

Spoiler:
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Post by NigelUno 2015-10-15, 10:08

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Post by Watch Out Pylon! 2015-10-15, 10:14

Tell a SCum joke S1hokeAP-2
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Post by Wally Fairway 2015-10-15, 10:30

Tell a SCum joke L_ff602fe6aef7503d42e36ab271ec8563
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Post by CheesySpartan 2015-10-15, 10:56

Wally Fairway wrote:Tell a SCum joke L_ff602fe6aef7503d42e36ab271ec8563

Who is the guy in the MSU chicks crotch?
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Post by Other Teams Pursuing That 2015-10-15, 10:56

Ron Mason? Tell a SCum joke 502811600
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Post by CheesySpartan 2015-10-15, 10:58

Other Teams Pursuing That wrote:Ron Mason? Tell a SCum joke 502811600

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Post by Rocinante 2015-10-15, 11:01

One day a Michigan fan and a Michigan State Alumnus are waiting in line at the coffee shop. The Michigan fan says "fheilknd sjriefn leifje Harbaugh adifhoeifh adufnfpeehnfffff Little Brother aliejrkjnfjfl!!!" So the Michigan State Alumnus murders him with a coffee sleeve. Everyone cheered and helped him dispose of the body. They all lived happily ever after.
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Post by Other Teams Pursuing That 2015-10-15, 15:59

You guys don't have the best jokes.
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Post by AMwood 2015-10-15, 16:09

what's the hardest part about getting into the university of michigan?

telling your dad that you're gay.
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Post by Code_Warrior 2015-10-15, 16:22

Knock knock.

Who's there?

Jim Harbaugh.

Jim Harbaugh who?

Exactly.
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Post by Other Teams Pursuing That 2015-10-15, 16:51

AMwood wrote:what's the hardest part about getting into the university of michigan?

telling your dad that you're gay.

Lol
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Post by GRR Spartan 2015-10-15, 17:13

How do ummies learn their home has be foreclosed?

They see the truck hauling it down the road.
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Post by I.B. Fine 2015-10-15, 18:59

Maybe old, but still true.


Is it any wonder they're all lesbians? Razz
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Post by SpartanInNH 2015-10-15, 20:49

About scUM:

And another thing:
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