Everybody please make one complaint about our special teams in this thread. One only, no double posting. And tell us why it's bad.

[DWags]

I'll start.

Why the fuck can't we find one kid in America that can put the ball on the tee and kick it the fuck out of the endzone? All the soccer programs? One full scholarship. We don't want you to make a field goal ever. We don't care. We have 85 schollies. Put the ball on the tee, kick it the fuck out of the end zone. Out. Work on leg strength daily. Not accuracy. Out out out. Not an onside kick specialist, not a field goal kicker not a pooch specialist. One job, kick it 80 yards in the air. Thank you, here's your scholarship.

I chose that particular complaint because It seems sometimes we give up longer returns than we'd like.

[Travis of the Cosmos]

Kicking is hard. I put that cause I want us kick good.

[Robert J Sakimano]

I find it upsetting that our special teams players take the same bus to games as the non-special teams players.

[Floyd Robertson]

We did kick one out of the end zone on Saturday and I was impressed.  Then I remembered the 88mph wind at our backs (well, not my back because I was on the couch).

[DWags]

I think we mix busses because we don't want kids on a bus of their own wearing helmets and us calling it a special bus

[Wally Fairway]

who in the fuck made Dbags the fucking rule maker of the board?
One complaint, in one thread??? why not just kill the board right now.
How about no more than one post complaining about shitty special teams for each shitty play that the shitball group makes; or better yet just one post per game or maybe per week good or bad about the game.
My god you people are so fucking thin skinned about message board posting.

Here is my suggestion, get some thick skin & neither grow a pair, or have your husband post on the board while you go an make a sammich.

tl:dr - you are not the boss of me

[DWags]

That's it fucker, the hat is now on.

What the fuck is a thick ski? Also, if I allowed more than one, we'd be here all day. Have you seen our special teams?

[The_Dude]

[Travis of the Cosmos]

I find it upsetting that our special teams players take the same bus to games as the non-special teams players.

Racist

[NigelUno]

Dbags.

[DWags]

I've been called worse.

[Robert J Sakimano]

I think we mix busses because we don't want kids on a bus of their own wearing helmets and us calling it a special bus

would be kind of fun if our KO team showed up in this:

[NigelUno]

I think we should do that rugby style thing. Seems to be popular.

[Vlad]

Why are special teams called special, even when they're not playing special?? Seems like we ought to be able to call them "dumpster fire teams" when they look like a dumpster fire.

Chinese fire drill...keystone cops...Bad News Bears...chickens with their heads cut off...anything but "special"!

[Vlad]

I find it upsetting that our special teams players take the same bus to games as the non-special teams players.

Racist

Nicely done!

[Other Teams Pursuing That]

That's it fucker, the hat is now on

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