Why I love my wife.

by **DWags** 10/31/2015, 8:38 pm

"Fucking kill those fucking bitches"

"I hate those cock suckers"

She's the best.

by **DWags** 10/31/2015, 8:40 pm

"Fucking kill those fucking bitches"

"I hate those cock suckers"

She's the best.

by **CORNER BLITZ** 10/31/2015, 8:42 pm

I agree with her

everytime I see one of those fuckers running in the open field I hope they get demolished

by **Code_Warrior** 10/31/2015, 8:42 pm

Watching SCum vs. Minnesota? If so, she's a great woman. What a great catch Minnesota just got. On The SCum 17 with 42 seconds left in the half.

by **WhiteBoyHatcher** 10/31/2015, 8:43 pm

She sounds like a Great American.

by **DWags** 10/31/2015, 8:47 pm

I actually said " en do you know you're technically a cock sucker". She said "if you ever want one again you'll shut your fucking mouth"'

She's pissef and wants a Minnesota victory.

by **CORNER BLITZ** 10/31/2015, 8:49 pm

DWags wrote:I actually said " en do you know you're technically a cock sucker". She said "if you ever want one again you'll shut your fucking mouth"'

She's pissef and wants a Minnesota victory.

by **Code_Warrior** 10/31/2015, 9:02 pm

DWags wrote:I actually said " en do you know you're technically a cock sucker". She said "if you ever want one again you'll shut your fucking mouth"'

She's pissef and wants a Minnesota victory.

Because calling your wife a cock sucker is always a winning strategy - NOT!

by **The Pantry** 10/31/2015, 9:06 pm

DWags wrote:I actually said " en do you know you're technically a cock sucker". She said "if you ever want one again you'll shut your fucking mouth"'

She's pissef and wants a Minnesota victory.

Beware of her teef next time she smokes the pipe

by **CORNER BLITZ** 10/31/2015, 9:07 pm

I had to look up at the TV when the announcer said "and it's a michigan touchdown" because my family has always called a "michigan touchdown" being down at the 1 but still getting a TD for it from the refs...turns out he meant a real td, not a "michigan td"

by **Watch Out Pylon!** 10/31/2015, 9:17 pm

Pics?

by **CORNER BLITZ** 10/31/2015, 9:28 pm

Bill lemonparty as the official correspondent...talk about a cock sucker

by **Code_Warrior** 10/31/2015, 9:30 pm

TD MINNY!!!

by **DWags** 10/31/2015, 9:34 pm

Watch Out Pylon! wrote:Pics?

Which decade ?

by **CORNER BLITZ** 10/31/2015, 9:40 pm

I thought shane morris was the second coming??

by **Watch Out Pylon!** 10/31/2015, 9:42 pm

DWags wrote:
Watch Out Pylon! wrote:Pics?

Which decade ?

The hottest.

by **CORNER BLITZ** 10/31/2015, 9:47 pm

shouldnt the ball go where he touched it if that is the rule??

why not just bat that ball into the endzone everytime it's close?

by **WhiteBoyHatcher** 10/31/2015, 9:54 pm

DWags wrote:
Watch Out Pylon! wrote:Pics?

Which decade ?

40's please.

EDIT - HER 40's.

by **Watch Out Pylon!** 10/31/2015, 9:54 pm

CORNER BLITZ wrote:shouldnt the ball go where he touched it if that is the rule??

why not just bat that ball into the endzone everytime it's close?

No shit. I don't get that.

by **WhiteBoyHatcher** 10/31/2015, 9:57 pm

CORNER BLITZ wrote:shouldnt the ball go where he touched it if that is the rule??

why not just bat that ball into the endzone everytime it's close?

If you bat it and don't recover it, it's a TD for the other team?

But still doesn't seem right.

by **Code_Warrior** 10/31/2015, 9:57 pm

Minny's passing game hasn't been around all year and now they're torching SCum's secondary! I FUCKING LOVE IT!

by **Code_Warrior** 10/31/2015, 9:58 pm

GO MINNY!!!

by **WhiteBoyHatcher** 10/31/2015, 10:00 pm

How does the narrative change if Michigan loses this thing?

Are national and local media still going to hold their D up as the best in the world? This is a fluke because of Kill retiring?

Harbs needs to 'get his own guys in there'?

Tough to say.

by Guest 10/31/2015, 10:02 pm

Poor Meeeechigan has to overcome so much......

by **CORNER BLITZ** 10/31/2015, 10:02 pm

WhiteBoyHatcher wrote:How does the narrative change if Michigan loses this thing?

Are national and local media still going to hold their D up as the best in the world? This is a fluke because of Kill retiring?

Harbs needs to 'get his own guys in there'?

Tough to say.

at the minimum, both of those would be used

probably throw in something about how harbs coached in the NFL and the rules of coaching during a bye weak are different in the NFL but going to scum is a sure bet to win it all and end up in the NFL if you NFL NFL harbs NFL

by Guest 10/31/2015, 10:03 pm

Rudock bailing on his team....I'd cut him when we got home.

by Guest 10/31/2015, 10:05 pm

I'm shocked that Morris or Malzone the 2 saviors of the program according to scUM slappies are nowhere to be seen.

by **WhiteBoyHatcher** 10/31/2015, 10:06 pm

duh, I overshadowed the obvious. It's because Rudock Brady got hurt.

I like this O'Neill kid though, I'm not gonna lie.

by **WhiteBoyHatcher** 10/31/2015, 10:21 pm

New narrative. Great coaching persevered despite starting QB going down and other team being emotionally charged due to Kill stepping down.

by **CORNER BLITZ** 10/31/2015, 10:22 pm

WhiteBoyHatcher wrote:New narrative. Great coaching persevered despite starting QB going down and other team being emotionally charged due to Kill stepping down.

plus the coaching up of the backup QB

by **WhiteBoyHatcher** 10/31/2015, 10:27 pm

I've watched almost this entire game. And kind of like 2 weeks ago.....I sit here saying Michigan is up late in the game. And I find myself wondering how.

You could easily point to Special Teams 2 weeks ago.

Tonight? I'm not really sure. They've been thoroughly outplayed.

by **CORNER BLITZ** 10/31/2015, 10:29 pm

WhiteBoyHatcher wrote:I've watched almost this entire game. And kind of like 2 weeks ago.....I sit here saying Michigan is up late in the game. And I find myself wondering how.

You could easily point to Special Teams 2 weeks ago.

Tonight? I'm not really sure. They've been thoroughly outplayed.

harbaugh effect

by **CORNER BLITZ** 10/31/2015, 10:34 pm

hell of a catch

by **Watch Out Pylon!** 10/31/2015, 10:34 pm

Hell of a game.

by Guest 10/31/2015, 10:36 pm

YES!!!!

by **WhiteBoyHatcher** 10/31/2015, 10:36 pm

Narratives are changing again.

by **Code_Warrior** 10/31/2015, 10:36 pm

TD!!!!! YES!!!!!

by **Watch Out Pylon!** 10/31/2015, 10:36 pm

Lulz.

by **Code_Warrior** 10/31/2015, 10:37 pm

They're going to put that on the 1.

by **CORNER BLITZ** 10/31/2015, 10:38 pm

announcers are so shitty

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